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Housing prices are to expen——
Try again kiddo we got this nice cuck tune you can move into for a measly 109k

>> No.15618065

Literally a concrete pipe
Lmao 100k man

>> No.15618092

>>15617828
holyshit it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu7Z-hVSYA

>> No.15618137

Not only are you living in a tube making terrible use of what enclosed space you have you’re also living under a bridge.

Holy shit how is it even possible for this area to be zoned for residential use. I refuse to believe this is anything but a temporary art installation.

>> No.15618145

>>15617828
Lmao if you get bored of where you live just roll it away

>> No.15618390

>>15618145
>rollin
bored kids will have figured out the mechanics involved long before you'd got bored of that spot.

>> No.15618402

>>15617828
That POS probably gets hot as hell in the summer

>> No.15618408
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>>15617828
>can't build windows
>make glass doors instead
>under a fucking bridge
>where hobos and junkies live
Yeah, can't wait to have a brick thrown through my door and get stabbed and robbed in the middle of the fucking night.
>>15618145
>mfw
fucking lmao

>> No.15618421

>>15617828
Well, desu the real cost of that "house" thing is just cronic crippling depression.

>> No.15618426
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>>15617828
>be in cucktube
>cucktube be on wheels
>bullies pushing it down hill towards river

>> No.15618427

>>15618092
>that like to dislike ratio
It's over clmaped, circumcised, vaccinated, cucked, caged, taxed, rolled, raped, robbed, stabbed. The future of the modern man looks great ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.15618457

>>15618092
seems like a comfy house. have sex incels

>> No.15618462

>get home from cage
>crawl into tube

>> No.15618501
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>>15618457
>tiny cuck shed
>too small for one person
>overpriced
>round
>no insulation whatsoever
>hot in the summer cold in the winter
>A FUCKING WATER PIPE
>''seems like a comfy house. have sex incels''

>> No.15618502

looks comfy to neet up in
except I think there's no toilet, desk, AC, or real doors
and what's the point of being able to enter/exit from both sides

>> No.15618524
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>>15618502
>what's the point of being able to enter/exit from both sides

>> No.15618586

>>15618524
I'd rather die with my neet station desu senpai

>> No.15618590

>>15617828
Bump

This bread is so carbon it be diamonds

>> No.15618614
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>>15617828
Diogenes is now considered hip and fashionable. Let that sink in.

>> No.15618626

>>15618092
>it's now hip to live in sewer pipe

>> No.15618644

>>15618137

dude that's not the cuck tube's final home. It's on a temporary stand,

>> No.15618666

>>15618524

>a concrete pipe can catch fire

>> No.15618702

>the system creates prosperity and well-being! you just have to live in concrete pipes from now on!

how ironic, innit

>> No.15618715

>>15618614
lol
The thing is that these probably aren't even cheap and will be rented out for like $1000+/mo like with those bunkbed pod things. People will be eating insect paste and living in rented barrels soon it seems.

>> No.15618722
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>>15618666
>not having comfy and flammable furniture
Are you living in a cave?

>> No.15618771

>>15618666
nice try Satan
As >>15618722 or say the locals decide one side of your cucktube be a nice spot to build a fire, few burning pallets and shit against your front door, you can sit and watch your impending doom. Also that fucking thing, someone parks their truck directly in front of it and wanders off for a few days sightseeing, you screwed with one entry/exit. Also, angry bares at door. tldr, its not good, nope

>> No.15618803

>>15617828
>Try again kiddo we got this nice cuck tune you can move into for a measly 109k
awesome this house eating bugs and being a cuck. this the future I dreamed of!

>> No.15618828

Well, these cost 15k, not 100k. Where did you get that price from?

>> No.15618834
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15618834

EAT BUGS

LET A BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE

LIVE IN A SEWER PIPE

>> No.15618842

>>15618828
>Well, these cost 15k, not 100k. Where did you get that price from?
well that makes it better, I can use the money I save to buy the gourmet bugs!

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>>15618834
>LIVE IN A SEWER PIPE
that made me LOL :)

>> No.15618866

>>15618842
The fuck are you talking about?

>> No.15618904
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>>15618866
what's the matter you don like your bugs for dinner? It's good for "the earth"

How giving up meat and eating bugs can help save the planet
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/long_reads/entomophagy-eat-insects-food-diet-save-planet-meat-cattle-deforestation-a8259991.html

>> No.15618977

>>15618715
And you will be always walking, because cars and public transportation will be banned for being climate sinners (europe already does that).

This is the future boomers created for their children. What will millennials do? Will they fight or will they perish like dogs?

>> No.15619002

>>15617828
I mean... If there's wired Internet in there, a beautiful view overlooking a city, a flushable toilet in there, curtains, and it's relaticely soundproof, and big enough to fit a fridge in there alongsjde the toilet and bed, moving into there could be comfy as fuck. Imagine just shitposting the games away with a small desk or bed overlooking the beautiful city with optional privacy. With the right amenities I really could understand getting this one. Not the fucking bunk bed things from before though.

>> No.15619004

>>15618866
In 10 years they will unironically ban meat because off climate change, muh animals and some other buzzword bullshit and will feed you bugs.

Basically in your future, you a bum living under a bridge in a sewer pipe nourishing himself with bugs.

Unless you'll make it and move to rich people haven where you can drive your gasoline-burning lambo and eat steaks.

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>>15619004
>Basically in your future, you a bum living under a bridge in a sewer pipe nourishing himself with bugs.
welcome to the new middle class, making it...wagie style

>> No.15619105

>>15617828
Fuck this, I'm going off-world.

>> No.15619137

>>15619002
Until the homeless roll your tube down the fucking hill.

>> No.15619182

>>15619137
>Ayo hipster boy, wakey wakey, its RENT DAY !
>you wouldn't wanna be wakin up UPSIDE DOWN now, wouldya ?

>> No.15619196

>>15619004
People will get publically shamed for eating meat.

If you own a lawn, of any kind, you are the new Kulak.

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>>15618614
>TFW

>> No.15619236

>>15617828
put it 3 meters in the ground and you have a nice bunker

>> No.15619246

>>15619208
>free
>>15617828
>100k
lol

>> No.15619294
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Everything old is new again.

>> No.15620187

For a 100k USD you can get a legit apartment in south east Asia.

>> No.15620226

>>15618137
It just rolled off the assembly line, it is brand new and unused, still at the manufacturing plant

>> No.15621138

>>15618834
lmao well put

>> No.15621382

>>15618834
said wife is also spending what little money I have left after the divorce...

the future sure is bright lads!

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>>15617828

>> No.15621525

>>15617828
Comfy AF.

>> No.15622281
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>>15618390
>tfw waking up in the middle of the night to the sounds of
>"ROLL HIM IN THE RIVER"

>> No.15622309

>>15618977
>>15619004
The jews did this

>> No.15622447

>>15617828
POD PEOPLE

>> No.15622480

>>15617828
>100k
whoever sells their city proprieties before the crash is the new king of money

>> No.15622495

>>15618771
Just start walking up one of the walls and roll up outta there a la hamster wheel style.

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15622518

>6 inches of concrete is bad insulation

>> No.15622574

The absolute state of humanity.

>> No.15622603 [DELETED] 

>>15618092
Poorfag wagekek NPCs unironically live in a sewer just to they stay in these filthy cities. If you're too poor to afford a decent life then move to a cheaper city/ country.

>> No.15622627

>>15622603
>sewers are indistinguishable from the streets in your average liberal city.

>> No.15623095

>>15618065
hahahahahha

>> No.15623117

make it longer and it could work. this model is for demonstration purposes only.

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>>15617828
my parents bought a 4 bedroom brick house near downtown denver for 109k, and that was just 20 or so years ago. Property prices are way out of wack. I'd rather live on a boat or in an RV than take such a shitty deal.

>> No.15623232

>Implying this isn’t kino af

>> No.15623284

>>15617828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLrFyjGZ9NU
This is even worse.
They're like dog cages