/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15595268]

FUD as hard as you can in this thread and convince me to sell. You will fail.

[Anonymous No.15595295]

>>15595268
Question---> "why does Sergey wear the same shirt in every photo?"

[Anonymous No.15595306]

The entire project was all one really super elaborate scam to make a few million dollars. They're only continuing to develop it so they don't get assassinated by racist 4chan neets.

[Anonymous No.15595321]

>>15595306
>racist 4chan neets.
Go back.>>15595295

[Anonymous No.15595326]

Fundamentally, I’ve noticed a lot of new posters in the last 69hr (SIXTY NINE) asking about Chainlink and just wanted to warn you. Chainlink is shilled HEAVILY here and it’s very hard to understand so this background is crucial to ensure you stay safe.

Basically, a bunch of RACIST WHITE CIS MALE 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people (IT WAS BESIDE THE FUCKING TOILETS FOR FUCK'S SAKES, YOU COULD HEAR THEM FLUSHING), literally no news or partnership came from the event.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated by a literal TRANNY DISCORD who pump and dump this coin more than their boyfriends pump and dump hot cum into their asses, and the supply is dried up from huge fucking chink whales (xi jinping is rumoured to hold link) who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser (OH MY GOD ITS JSON PARSER...) for smart contracts (LOL HOW CAN A CONTRACT BE "SMART"???), would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. You're literally just buying a wh*tepaper.

They only have 2 devs who are literal pajeets who are payed in big macs (non beef) and Surgay NAZAJEET is a literal psychologist (trusting a shrink? is he gonna tell us to go clean our room next?). So FUNDAMENTALLY, it's a scam, ok thanks.

Now go do the needful and fundamentally buy a real coin with fundamentals like [insert pajeet p&d #23457].

[Anonymous No.15595341]

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize every Big Mac you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's McDonald's sauce on his button down already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To dump 700k, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes OH NO NO NO so loud
He opens his mouth, but the oracles won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's pink wojackin' now
The clocks run out, times up, SWIFTs gone, it's over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes price support
Oh, there goes Ari, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his partnerships are a fraud
It don't matter, he's Slav, he knows that, but he's fat
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his Lambo, that's when its
Back to the Cayman Islands again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this Big Mac and hope it don't assblast him
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you never hodl