My MOM IS KICKIN ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 316.4 LINK?

[Anonymous No.15593930]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.15594123]

>>15593930
Have you tried holding your breath or falling on the ground and screaming while flailing your arms and legs until she gives you want you want that usually works on my mom

[Anonymous No.15594165]

>>15593930
I love how the number of links keep changing on this pasta

[Anonymous No.15594480]

>>15594165
I don't because it keeps rising.

[Anonymous No.15594752]

you posted this last month

[Anonymous No.15594767]

>>15594480
dont fret fren, it will just be in the decimals before long

[Anonymous No.15595573]

>>15594752
Lol

[Anonymous No.15595904]

fuck OP must be a loser posting this shit all the time
biz is a success board we are the best of pol and x
Who here also /successfulmanifestor/ ?

[Anonymous No.15595957]

>>15593930
Give her the link. Jokes on her they will be worthless soon.

[Anonymous No.15595968]

>>15593930
*THE YEAR IS 2020*

My MOM IS KICKIN ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 0.5 LINK?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account.

[Anonymous No.15595977]

>>15593930
Should’ve given her 250 Link a week ago