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15580818 No.15580818 [Reply] [Original]

Well it was a nice dream. Too bad nothing ever happens.

>> No.15580826

You had months.

>> No.15580835

>>15580826
You will have even more months
Road to .20 cents

>> No.15580886

>>15580835
I think every oldfag would cum his pantaloons if we went back to $.2

>> No.15580926

>>15580886
oldfag here, I'd off myself. In fact, if it goes below $1 I'm out for good. I'd like to actually make SOME money, already kicking myself for not selling at $5 and $4 and $3 and $2.

>> No.15580951

>>15580926
I sold now after two years of holding. It’s too much. I have a depression. Went to the clinical psychologist today. Crypto made me depressed and suicidal. Not worth it.

>> No.15581027

SOLD THIS POS AND BOUGHT XRP. TO THE MOON BABY.

>> No.15581100

>>15580818
oldfag, i sold, at least i ended up somewhere between 5x and 10x, not great for 2+ years in crypto but better than stocks

>> No.15581114

Fuck Sergey Nazarov forever

>> No.15581120

>>15580951
Buy high sell low

>> No.15581338
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15581338

>>15581114
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass and immigration is tracking me. Apparently being a fat Russian causes problems in this petty country." He inhales deeply... "Cuban... a good flavor, did you know this cost me $3200?"

"Wow Master, I hope you buy more stuff..."

"Yes, I am time and the elements. You won't belive how many threesomes I've had with chink prostitutes in Asia. I get to travel around the world and do cool shit. Who the fuck needs an offic-of-of...arghhhhhhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs. Name me one other token with such returns as ours and that is promising such returns. Money is free, Master and I give mine willing-"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

>> No.15581444

>>15581120

More like buy low sell a bit lower than the top

>> No.15581453
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15581453

I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

>> No.15581739

>>15580886
I wouldn't even buy this shit at 0.01$ its going to zero