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FUCK YOU GUYS FOR TELLING ME TO "IMAGINE THE SMELL"

I just hired a hooker and asked to sniff her asshole. it was fucking disgusting and I puked all over the fucking floor.

>> No.15525486

>>15525483
what did you expect it to smell like? they shit from there.

>> No.15525491

I've always been pleased to have a muted sense of smell, absolute garbage sense.

>> No.15525497

>>15525483
LARP. You are only supposed to smell your vetted girlfriend anon.

>> No.15525499

>>15525491
What's it like to only have half a sense of taste tho?

>> No.15525502

>>15525483
BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.15525506

Imagine the smell

>> No.15525517

>>15525483
Did you think your pooper snooter action would have the same pleasant aromatic experience as a carefully chosen selection of herbs and spices?

>> No.15525519

>>15525499
I don't know anything else, but I'd imagine it's part of why it was so easy for me to consistently make healthy eating choices.

>> No.15525520

I remember this one cute chick who just went on about how she likes getting her ass ate and I told her yes I'm the ass eating champ then we finally met and sure enough her asshole was bretty good imo absolutely no taste of shit at all

>> No.15525521

>>15525483
especially thick women with big asses. I know it's all a meme "mah high test, brah", but in reality it smells like sweat and shit down there, you'll appreciate them taking a shower before getting to business

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>> No.15525525

>>15525491
Same. My sense of smell is impaired. There are more bad smells in this world than there are good smells. Could you imagine living every minute of your life with such a vomit-inducing sense, lmao.

>> No.15525647

>>15525483
I've fantasized about this for years. Whenever I watch porn, I fast forward to cowgirl so that I can look at her asshole. I'll never get to experience sex, but I really wish I could.

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>> No.15526311

>>15525483
Amazing. Just how bad was it? Describe it.

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>> No.15526641

Did you fuck though?

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>>15525483
Hilarious

>> No.15526665

>>15525483
You are only supposed to IMAGINE the smell you fucking idiot. Follow instructions next time.

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>>15525483

>> No.15526697

>>15526665
lol i thought autists follow instructions literally.

>> No.15526709

>>15525483
>puked a over
imagine the smell

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>>15525483
>he fell for it