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>develop groundbreaking new technology that could revolutionize banks and make way to mass adoption of chainlink
>name it mixicles
they are making fun of us arent they? sergey feeds apon our dread and sorrow

>> No.15503076
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>>15503068
the name is a good meme
sergey knows about memes

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>> No.15503125

How about you go all in on VeChain I hear they have very cool names for their masternodes.

>> No.15503158

>>15503098
Kek I can’t stop laughing at this

>> No.15504054

>>15503068
more like bullshit tech that no one will use, just like the current Chainlink "mainnet"

>> No.15504061

Mixicles is a great name. You hear it once you cant get it out of your head. Mixicles. Mixicles. Sergey and Ari proving once again they are masterminds

>> No.15504091

>>15504054
bingo

>> No.15504094

>>15504091
the dog?

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>>15503076
>sergey knows about memes
does he tho?

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Mixicles is genius because they knew it would give us plenty of meme ammunition

and holy fuck are the mixicles memes good

>> No.15504107

>>15503068
imagine naming your company "google"

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>>15504061
This. If you think it's funny now just wait till you see how surreal it gets. The only thing better would be calling it niggerfaggots or some shit so that literally thousands of companies, startups, governments would have no choice but mention niggerfaggots every day when explaining how they are completely revolutionizing their business models.

>> No.15504128

>>15504107
imagine thinking google is as stupid as mixicles.

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>>15504113
>Your name is Sergey Nazarov
>Countless years dedicated to blockchain technology
>Secretly Satoshi nakamoto
>Develop entire industry to single handedly create the 4th industrial revolution to run off the back of blockchain agnostic middleware
>all of your hard work was for this one moment
>all of the partnerships
>all of the deals behind closed doors made
>The largest corporations on the face of the earth NEED to use your product to stay competitive
>All of it was for this one day
>Submit corporate name change paperwork from "Chainlink" to "niggerfaggot"

>> No.15504177

>>15504061
a mix of mix and? its not catchy i cant wait to forget it infact it hurts my ears

>> No.15504317

Love the Link memes. About all the coin has going for it. What happened to XRB when it became Nano is bound to happen to Link.

>> No.15504371

>>15504098
"I'm going to make it a meme." - Sergey Nazarov

>> No.15504389

>>15504107
>Google = googol, math
>misicles = testicles, popsicles, dick sucking stuff, (You), tranny

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>>15504164
Lulz

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>>15504164
>SmartContract.com supplies fundamentally sound, base level smart contracts to developers
>This creates a sturdy base level on top of which thousands of contracts are spawned
>ZepplinOS, TruffleSuite, and other smart contract kits all utilize the growing library of easy and reliable smart contract templates
>The collective might of this technology is used to power the 4th Industrial Revolution and transform the world as we know it
>We /go vertical/ everyone makes it, even the linklets
>The day finally comes
>Every single smart contract tied to the genesis contracts Sergey set up automatically replaces all instances of "link/chainlink" with "nigger/faggot"

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>>15504164
>SmartContract.com supplies fundamentally sound smart contracts to developers
>This creates a sturdy base level on top of which thousands of contracts are spawned
>ZepplinOS, TruffleSuite, and other smart contract kits all utilize the growing library of easy and reliable smart contract templates
>The collective might of this technology is used to power the 4th Industrial Revolution and transform the world as we know it
>We /go vertical/ everyone makes it, even the linklets
>The day finally comes
>Every single smart contract tied to the genesis contracts Sergey set up automatically replaces all instances of "link/chainlink" with "nigger/faggot"

>> No.15504563

>>15503068
>developing groundbreaking
>developing
>groundbreaking

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>>15504554

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>>15504554
Kek