Freight Broker humor

[Anonymous No.15481287]

Post funny freight broker memes and humor that we can all relate to.

[Anonymous No.15481365]

I'm a truck driver. I really enjoy doing a bad job because I know how much it hurts you guys.

Fuck brokers
Fuck sales
Fuck dispatchers
Fuck shippers
And fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.15481377]

>>15481365
Okay we just won't pay you lmao

[Anonymous No.15481386]

>>15481365
*tips your pallet*
i'm a warehouse wagie and i purposely do a bad job picking and loading because you truck drivers get fucked over.

[Anonymous No.15481388]

>>15481377
You faggots don't pay me anyway I make all my money day trading crypto

[Anonymous No.15481399]

>>15481386
Only an utter beta twink operates a pallet jack for a living. It's not hard to simply speak to your wage lords and put you back in line

[Anonymous No.15481408]

>>15481388
Lmao so you drive around for free? And you're calling us the cucks when we're sitting at HOME making fucking bank?

LMAO

[Anonymous No.15481411]

>>15481399
excuse me, i'm an operator.
a reach truck operator.

[Anonymous No.15481419]

>>15481408
I know exactly what all you fags make and it's like $55,000. $70,000 if you worked your way up for 8 years. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15481420]

>>15481365
Based, fuck brokers and fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.15481435]

>>15481419
I made just over $80k last year. I'm probably going to finish off this year with about 95. And I did it sitting at home. Get to work wagie, my customer is complaining about his freight not getting there fast enough.

Oh and if you're late by a day I will take 50% off your invoice.

[Anonymous No.15481439]

brokers are going out of business. uber for truckers soon. at least 5 companies are building this right now. kiss your jobs bye bye.

[Anonymous No.15481443]

>>15481439
Uber Freight is garbage and Uber lost $5 billion dollars last quarter. Do you think they can actually challenge the BIG BROKER COCK?

[Anonymous No.15481468]

>>15481443
>uber
try keep truckin. they hired a bunch of big shots from uber, have infinite cash flow because they make the ELDs every trucker needs to buy. stopped by their office last month, they are revving to improve every inefficiency in the trucking buisness and that includes you lol

[Anonymous No.15481482]

Stop making these please, they're incredibly unfunny. Unironically the andy sixx logs of shit meme is funnier

[Anonymous No.15481489]

>>15481468
I sure hope no broker bros show up to their offices and damage any of their property... that would be quite awful...

[Anonymous No.15481498]

>>15481287
>>15481365
>>15481386
Holy shit did the crash of 2018 literally put all of /biz/ into the trucking industry?

[Anonymous No.15481531]

2018 smashed every record for freight in US. Easy af to find work or be promoted.

Fast forward to 2019. Blood bath.

[Anonymous No.15481543]

>>15481531
It's a feast or famine world. That's what I always say.

[Anonymous No.15481647]

>>15481365
Fucking based, fellow truckerbro.

[Anonymous No.15481718]

>>15481365
Lolol I get to talk shit to you faggots all the time it's great. I love how you faggots show up 4 hours early and then try to demand detention. I fucking love not telling you I need you to pull of my lot and head across the street, for a good hour or 2 just so you fall asleep, and then wake you the fuck up and tell you to get the fuck off my lot. I love shitting on drivers oh oh oh so much. I'll have pity for one of you faggots when I hear you had to pull the truck with your teeth.
> t. Cross dock manager

[Anonymous No.15481724]

>>15481718
have sex

[Anonymous No.15481728]

>>15481718
Based crossdock bro

[Anonymous No.15481740]

>>15481724
Says the lot lizard loving bitch that probably needs his co-driver to back into the dock for him

[Anonymous No.15481743]

>>15481718
>He thinks I do something as degenerate as dryvan

Flatbed master race reporting in u mustard stained diabetes ridden double leg amputee

[Anonymous No.15481751]

>>15481728
Based freight broker bro, love the memes, but not as much as I love banging on a drivers cab and acting enraged that he dared sleep in my lot

[Anonymous No.15481766]

>>15481743
I'll say this, you're slightly above dry vans, but about as much as a tick is above a flea. Just drive the truck where your dispatcher tells you soon to be automated bitch.

[Anonymous No.15481768]

>>15481718
fuck yeah bro. fuck those truckers. i bet it takes that anon 10 minutes just to back in and then he either stops too early or slams into the dock like a retard

[Anonymous No.15481779]

>>15481743
hope a load falls on you and kills you when you're securing it lmao

[Anonymous No.15481792]

>>15481740
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.15481797]

>>15481766
>he thinks I'm going to keep doing this

I just got tired of living on campus and now I get paid to finish school and travel for free, all the time doing a terrible job so I make your days as difficult as I can.

>>15481779
epic bro

[Anonymous No.15481805]

>>15481792
Shower. Like in an actual shower, and not a gas station bathroom.

[Anonymous No.15481813]

>>15481797
Yeah it'll be real epic when that A-frame you try to secure gets loose and kills you

I literally had a pajeet driver die a month ago lmao, not my problem though heh just sent in a different carrier to pick up the load. It has to get moved afterall.

[Anonymous No.15481819]

>>15481797
I know, it's pure bitterness, which is why I'll let you just get to sleep. And then pound on your cab screaming to get the fuck off my lot.

[Anonymous No.15481831]

>>15481482
We are not there yet

[Anonymous No.15481852]

>>15481813
Kek. I fucking hate all those ppl. When they need help I don't even help them. Go back.

>>15481819
I always call ahead

[Anonymous No.15481921]

>>15481852
Well you're certainly more competent than the wide majority of any truck drivers. I deal with 95% dry van drivers and tell them the exact same fucking thing every time they sign in
> Go ahead and drop into dock X
> I need you to break the seal, open the doors, drop unhook and pull out
(I used to tell them I also need them to exit my lot here, but they don't listen, and waking them up is fun af)
> FF 20 minutes
> Uhm anon, that driver is still hooked up...
Cool, don't touch the truck.
> Let an hour pass
> BANG BANG BANG
> I TOLD YOU I NEED YOU TO DROP UNHOOK AND PULL OUT
Which leads to them bitching about being on lot so long and inquiring how much longer
> Dude we haven't even started you yet, you were still hooked up
Walk away with shit eating grin. It's the little things that make my job worth doing.

[Anonymous No.15481996]

>>15481377
>when she chose LTL load and ABF forwarder through Amazon supply chain

[Anonymous No.15481998]

>>15481365
can one man get anymore based than this ?

[Anonymous No.15482008]

>>15481365

[Anonymous No.15482014]

>>15481921
>(I used to tell them I also need them to exit my lot here, but they don't listen, and waking them up is fun af)

This is something I would really enjoy A well

[Anonymous No.15482056]

>>15482014
The funniest part is, there are a few based drivers I deal with regularly and my lot has a cubby hole big enough for 3 tractors where I'll let them crash. I fucking love when one of them points at them like bu-but what about them!?
> I'm not talking to them, I'm talking to you. There's a lot right across the street, no one will bother you there.
I used to think drivers were so tough and scary and have since known them to be high school girls, but I am honestly surprised I have never gotten my ass beat for all the shit I talk to them.

[Anonymous No.15482305]

>>15482056
I have encountered thousands of truck drivers in the past two years and my experience is that they are all insecure retards. They have a pretty limited understanding of life and they're much more likely to doubt themselves.

[Anonymous No.15482456]

>>15482305
Lol yep. By used to I mean before I started in the industry at 19. Then I started riding with them as a helper and my god, whiny gossping little bitches.

[Anonymous No.15482458]

>>15482056
>>15482305
why else would these incels resort to being alone in a car for years at a time?for niggas sake r9k/biz recommends this line of work for antisocial spasses

[Anonymous No.15482509]

>>15482456
They just vent at you for hours about the dumbest shit. I'm never eating at an iron skillet again

>>15482458
I actually really like it but it's not something you want to do your whole life

[Anonymous No.15482722]

>>15482509
Yeah and there's some, the same few I let sleep in my lot, that will chill in my office for hours shooting the shit. A few of them even bring me special foods from out west, or random spots around the way. Some are pretty based, and I'll give you credit flat bed bro, you seem pretty based yourself.

[Anonymous No.15482734]

>>15481365
Fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.15482736]

>>15482722
Thx the flatbed guys are usually a bit better.

[Anonymous No.15482757]

>>15481365
baste and truck pilled

[Anonymous No.15482765]

>>15482056
beta and faggot pilled

[Anonymous No.15482783]

>>15482765
> t. Driver who got abruptly woken up and kicked out of my lot because he can't follow simple instructions

[Anonymous No.15482790]

>>15482783
kys tranny

[Anonymous No.15482806]

>>15482783
oh im not in the lame freight industry fren, just stopped by to see wagies shitting on each other