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old: >>15431243

>> No.15433736

I lost 12% today. that sell off at the end fucked me and not in a good way.

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>> No.15433746

>>15433736
What sell off

>> No.15433756

5th for the Fastly Chads. Tomorrow we will get back today's losses and more.

>> No.15433759

>>15433746
semi conductors

>> No.15433764

>>15433756
Reporting in bought at 27

>> No.15433769
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKFUCKFUCKAHHHHH

>> No.15433774

Anybody watching this mediocre computer company with shitty presence in cloud DELL earnings report with me

>> No.15433775

>>15433769
>Investing in the outdoors

>> No.15433787

>Apple CEO Tim Cook Sells Millions in Apple Stock

>Cook sold 265,160 Apple shares (ticker: AAPL) on Aug. 26 for a total of $54.7 million, an average price of $206.17 per share. He sold stock after acquiring 560,000 Apple shares on Aug. 24 through restricted stock units that vested. Apple withheld 294,840 shares to satisfy tax-withholding requirements for the vesting of the restricted stock units.

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Didn‘t realize there was new bread. Today‘s dingdingding. I really like this port its gonna do well.

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End my life

>> No.15433808

>>15433792
F

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>>15433792

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>>15433781
herod, playan a dwarf shadow priest aka a jesuit
>>15433792
wtf happened, are people mad at smithy wesson for some raisin?

>> No.15433820

>>15433792
Make sure that you use a S&W when you an hero.

>> No.15433831
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>>15433817
>>15433792
>>15433769
Real glad I took my losses when I did... apparently everyone who wanted a gun bought a lifetime supply during obama’s Administration.


>>15433789
I like it too, but I’m in too deep. You don’t expect me to just sell these bags down here, do you?

I also haven’t figured out your methodology, remind me to look into it tomorrow. I also rode the tqqq bull a bit today, made a few bucks, lost everything everywhere else.

>> No.15433833

>>15433817

The earnings call must be going badly, I've been holding since 9.50$

>> No.15433836

just bought a bunch of $BND why is it down today

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>>15433792
Heh. I've been there.

>> No.15433861

>>15433831
>1 share
>glad I took my losses

>> No.15433862

>>15433831
Glad you could get out before you lost everything anon. How many McChickens did you lose?

>> No.15433865

>>15433792
what other brands do you think will move in a similar direction? I want to play their earnings

>> No.15433868
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>>15433831
I can write a more detailed post when I‘m not phoneposting. Here‘s the current hodlings tho. Weights are tuned to maximize sharpe ratio on the efficient frontier.

>> No.15433875

>>15433861
Now I’m getting scolded for diversification?
I also only have 1 share of PEP and 1 share of LMT, you gonna make fun of me for that, too?

>> No.15433890
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>>15433831
>>15433833
>>15433833
I've been wondering about the margins on AR-15 manufacturing for a while. If you look at companies like PSA they're selling complete rifles for like 300 bucks, a S&W M&P II is 450. How the hell do you even tool 6 pounds of steel for that much less turn a profit? On the one hand I'm glad our society is saturated by weapons, but on the other how is this profitable?

>> No.15433899

>>15433890
razor and blades model. They make all the money on ammunition.

>> No.15433910

>>15433875
>I also only have 1 share of PEP and 1 share of LMT, you gonna make fun of me for that, too?
I will. If you want diversification buy an index fund. If you want to succeed in a meaningful way focus on several stocks with big futures that you know in and out.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.15433947

>>15433899
neither PSA not AOBC/S&W manufacture ammo baka! AOBC does own crimson trace who sell overpriced chicom lasers for your larp oper8r gun, so there's that, and gemtech suppressors which are pure profit due to being just sheet metal so I guess that's the model.

>> No.15433981

>>15433792
So do you guys think we'll see a return to panic buying-driven growth as mass shooting inevitably happen during the election? I've got a handful of RGR and I'm planning to dump it if Trump gets re-elected, or ride the panic buys if a Dem wins.

>> No.15434006

>>15433981
>panic buys if a Dem wins
>Not understanding that a dem win in this cycle = stock market collapse

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>>15433787

TIM APPLE NOOOOOO

>> No.15434038

>>15433875
>Now I’m getting scolded for diversification
If you're so diversified, why do you care about a few cents of losses? Actively trading with a few dollars per transaction is a waste of time. You'd make more money if you just work and put your salary in an ETF or blue chips.

>> No.15434080

>>15434022
Yeah some schmuck bought $1 million worth of Jan 2020 $205 puts

>> No.15434082

Let's talk about Kraft Heinz

Valuable brands: Heinz, Velveeta, Philadelphia Cheese, Kraft Mac & Cheese, Planters

Neutral brands:. Kool Aid, Jello, Cool Whip, Folgers, Kraft Singles

Shit brands:. Oreida, Oscar Meyer, Cheez Whiz, Lunchables

As you can see the good brands and neutral brands greatly outweigh the shit brands and they are criminally undervalued.

>> No.15434084

>>15433947
Is that why vista outdoors did so well last quarter? They were once my highest flying stock I was up like 20 something percent on them for a while. On my one share, before it crashed and I decided I was sick of having these one share position crowding up my portfolio

>>15433899
Just fucking with us, right?

Anyhow anyone who wanted guns got them when Obama was president and they thought Hilary was going to be president.

>> No.15434130

>>15433787
damn, just holding those shares would him 816K per year and 204K per quarter in dividends alone.

damn gib me shares for divies

>> No.15434170

Holy shit you guys the store must be really terrible for Trump to have to cancel his trip to Poland!

>>15434082
I love you Puich Chad, but I’m already far too deep into THC to get more. Could you tell me about Campbell’s and smuckers instead? I want to be a real foodchad, and a couple shares of PEP isn’t enough.

How bout them uncrustables? Bitches love uncrustables.

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>>15433787
How liquid is the market for AAPL shares, damn.

>> No.15434182

Can we have movie night tonight? There's no Yankee game on and I don't want to watch the Pre-Season Giants vs Patsies.

>> No.15434190

>>15434174
That's only 1% of avg daily volume

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Am I gonna make it bros

>> No.15434213

>>15434170
I'm not foodchad but Campbell's is shit. Stick with Pep.

>> No.15434227

>>15434174
Extremely, it’s like 1/3 of the economy.

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>>15434182
If there's interest sure, I've got nothing going on tonight. I don't wanna host one if nobody finna show up tho. It's time for my after-work nap, I'll be back in a few hours

>> No.15434263

Wat do with ulta?

>> No.15434266

What do I market order buy in tomorrow without thinking?

>> No.15434284

Reposting from old thread:
Getting somewhat concerned about potential volatility in the bond market. It could be a year or so till a recession truly kicks in and theres room for the treasury market to come down off these highs before then. Anyone know a good way to hedge against yield volatility?

>> No.15434292 [DELETED] 

>>15434182
The big move comes when the tariffs get finalized tomorrow (or not), China retaliates (or not), and Trump throws a twitter tantrum (or not). Honestly, it's making me crazy.

Plus, Beijing just rotated in new troops to Hong Kong. I'm willing to bet that the new troops are individual vetted for loyalty to the CCP who are more than willing to recreate Tiananmen. One Hong Kong police officer will be killed in the protests, and that night marks the start of the crackdown.

>> No.15434325

>>15434195
How do you select which stocks to buy?

I've been using finviz to screen for stocks with a p/e below 25, positive EPS growth and an RSI below 50

>> No.15434333

>>15434284
Strangle on TLT

>> No.15434353
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bitcorn selling off badly as expected, not even pink wojaks anymore around. still possible long down side, overall bitcorn still valuable half gold half currency but likely need muuuuch lower price touch

U.s. market starting to stabilze and consolidate now it seems. yields touching long term resistance in usa. european bonds total disaster. oil not willing to sell below 50 it seems

>> No.15434356

>>15434325
Im a retard that looks at eps and some background of the company and I ask myself if I think this company will do better in the future.

>> No.15434359

>>15434325
I go with my gut and my balls. When I see a set up I like, I reallocate shekels. Then sometimes I'll look at it and not see a set up I like so I'll just go with my gut and pick up some ATM options.

>> No.15434384

>>15434284
Yields are going back up. You should be in equities because the recession is cancelled. Trade deal is almost here, and it's going to be the biggest and greatest thing in the history of our countries foreign relations.

>> No.15434435

>>15434082
im not going to say its an amazing company, but it sure does have its fair share of good stuffs

>> No.15434448
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>>15434170
Campbells will be the next Pepsico with snyders lance. currently paying off the debt at a reasonable pace

SJM has the most diverse petfood portfolio besides nestle and will flourish while millennial and zoomers have more pets to fill their lonely existence

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>>15434325
the sooner you find out that none of that shit really matters the sooner you can start actually making money....

>> No.15434495

>>15434456
go back to flipping your crypto retard

>> No.15434504

>>15434292
>I'm willing to bet that the new troops are individual vetted for loyalty to the CCP who are more than willing to recreate Tiananmen.
Careers will be made. Dudes are gonna be on the gravy train for life after this.

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>>15434284
How about seizing the means of production?

>> No.15434523

>>15434456
I think you mean learning why that stuff matter. A 45 p/e could be good or bad depending on a lot of factors

>> No.15434551

>>15434353
>bitcorn selling off badly as expected, not even pink wojaks anymore around. still possible long down side, overall bitcorn still valuable
I think a lotta people are in a "buy a little stack and forget about it until the next 10x over ATH" kinda mode. Whatever bitcorn does before that point is whatever. Or maybe that's just me.

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>>15434523
na.. i disagree.. i've seen stocks with negative p/e fly.. i've seen stocks with low p/e constantly sink.. i've seen stocks with high p/e continue to climb without growth in their actual business... it's all smoke and mirrors man

>> No.15434581

>>15433727
Retard here
Saw something in the news about bonds yield curves or whatever
Is the economy gonna crash or what?

>> No.15434584

>>15434569
Thats what i just fucking said retard

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>>15434584
whats this about >>15434523
>A 45 p/e could be good or bad depending on a lot of factors
how could that be good or bad.. i'm saying none of it matters...... like none of it........

Do you agree with me that it does NOT matter?

>> No.15434606

Have a covered sell call with a premium of 0.03 per share. If I want to buy back my covered sell call, then I just go get a buy call for the exact same strike price and if possible same or lower premium. Is that correct?

Any risks I'm failing to see? Like am I going to be out double the cash until the calls expire or get called?

>> No.15434615

Fucking BYND is here to stay i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0w9BOWigcY

>> No.15434625

>>15434569
>2019
>Not investing with such a margin of safety that you could personally liquidate the company's assets for a higher price than you paid for your shares.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this...

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>>15434600
>negative p/e
Shit that would be fun to see

>> No.15434633

>>15434606
>If I want to buy back my covered sell call, then I just go get a buy call
why do you talk like that?
buy a sell call?

you mean like buy to close on a covered call?

also if you're buying back a covered call that you sold for .03 why not just let it expire worthless lol

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>>15433921
I want to be more than just frens!

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>>15434600
>Not investing in companies with solid earnings at a reasonable earnings yield and dividend payout ratios on the order of two thirds.

Um, yikes.

>> No.15434648

>>15434606
yeah if you're short an option and you want to close it, you just buy the same strike and same date. Price could be different depending on the greeks, but thats how you exit the position before the strike date.

>> No.15434656

>>15434633
He's just gotta get a buy call to cancel out his sell call.

>> No.15434657

>>15434626
umm... really?? have you never seen a stock with negative p/e?? lol wat?

>> No.15434664

>>15434082
Kraft has been bleeding money for years, no thanks.

>> No.15434674

>>15434082
what has KHC done to stop this>>15434664 are they working on something? have they been doing any restructuring anywhere? any new management?

>> No.15434687

>>15434633
>Made a covered sell call at $X.XX, premium of 0.03
>Realize I screwed up on premium
>If it reaches strike price I lose out on 0.01 per share OR $45.
>That and I believe the company has long term potential
>If I buy a call at the same strike price and same premium then techincally I would break even minus any minor charges the government might charge

Not really sure how to word it better in regards stock specific terms as the stock market has some strange wording.

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just slept like 16 hours haha
wasn't even any reason for that

entire market hours : missed
portfolio : up bigly

>> No.15434698

>>15434082
26% owned by Berkshire Hathaway. I’m a loading my truck up.

>> No.15434714

>>15434674
Look, the thing is, that stuff doesn't really matter. What matters is the food and the brands. Could you imagine going into Costco and not seeing bulk boxes of Kraft dinner or shelves full of Heinz picnic packs? The brands are there. The money, the growth, that will all come when the time is ripe.

>> No.15434728

>>15434687
You sold/wrote a covered call, you dingus. “Made a sell call”, Jesus Christ! Read up on options first or you risk losing a lot of money.

>> No.15434732

>>15434687
i think you need to lurk more...

>>15434714
i'm interested in KHC... but i wanna know those things because certain things will suggest a turn around in the company imo...

>> No.15434743

>>15434694
If your portfolio is big enough and you’re invested in ETFs or you’re very diversified, you could do that every day.

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I made an error in a post on Twitter, but the post got a lot of likes before I could delete and correct it. Now I feel like a retard, but my pride won't allow me to just delete the stupid thing.

>> No.15434759

>>15434728
lol i had a friend that talked like that when it came to options "buy a sell call" lolololol i told him he should stop trading options until he understood them a little more.. he didn't listen and blew up a 15,000 account in about 3-4 months..........

>> No.15434767

>>15434082
If you buy the bottom your looking at a nice Profit once they get shit sorted out plus you get a nice Divvy (0.40) while your waiting. The high was pushing mid 60s you know. The fact they ain't done any more Divvy slashing is a good tell; means they're confident in turning shit around. Normally Divvy Slashing is a favorite tactic to quickly ease the cash burn rate.

Also they know Divvy Slashing can work against them. Look at CTL,they cut the divvy in half. The stock sank like a rock not long after. This was after the ceo said "all's good here". So yeah..

>> No.15434773

>>15434750
well cmon dude what was it
I'll give you a "like" if you know what I mean

>> No.15434774

>>15434635
>pic
god i fucking wish

>> No.15434792

>>15434714
How well were they fairing during 2008?

>> No.15434799

>>15434698
ownership by berkshire and 3G capital isnt necessarily a good thing, whats stopping them from extorting the company for massive fucking dividends and fucking over the common shareholder? nothing. (hint: its been done before, actually with Heinz but that was when it was private. a more recent example: OXY)

>> No.15434819

>>15434767
I think if they jump into the "Fake meat" train they can make some bank. Hell they already got some product already but they just didn't market it well.

>> No.15434825

Hope these OLLI calls were a smart move, any kind of bounce back to find resistance makes me in the money. Opinions?

>> No.15434830

>>15434799
oh in case it wasnt clear, i believe that berkshire/3g together own 51% of KHC so the entire company is their's

>> No.15434868

T Babies still flying high. AMRN will be kicking the FDA's ass come Nov. You'll be able to get the Drug from your doctor by Christmas. Right in time to start the new year with a bang! Be able to down Bacontors with Glee with no fear of having the Big One while you eat.

>> No.15434874

>>15434606
>>15434687
After re-reading your post, I think you are asking how to buy to close. Assuming you are on Robinhood, you just put in a buy order. As a check, the header will say "1-Option Order" instead of "Long Call," and on the confirmation dialog, it will say "you're paying $X to buy back N open contracts..." etc. instead of "you're paying for the right..."

>> No.15434897

>>15434868
I keep adding more AMRN every time i have some spare cash. Im ready for that approval.

>> No.15434930

>>15433756
Bought at open got cucked hard today. Need TLRY style squeeze asap.

At least I didn't get cucked by Becky

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>>15434773
You'll troll me in the replies about the stupid error.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned it, since there have been a number of retweets.

>> No.15434952

>>15434940
you don't have to post the whole text of it or a link to the tweet
but you can't just tease me like that
I mean please damn

I just need some words over here

>> No.15434959

>>15434687
if it gets called you collect the strike times 100, I mean it's totally possible you sold some one the option to buy the shares for less than they're worth and less than you paid for a premium that is less than the difference. I mean it's actually highly likely the case because I can barely understand what you're trying tell us.

>> No.15434999

Glad I bought the bottom on LGF, The high is 25 plus there is every indication they'll get bought. Little nugget buried in the CBS-Via details is that after merger close they're looking to expand. LGF's name was dropped. But even if a buyout deal don't happen I'll make Green once share price moves back up.

>> No.15435017

>>15434830
So buy sell or hold KHC?

>> No.15435033

>>15435017
personally ive recently bought some since its so fucking cheap but i would probably just recommend holding it for now, maybe buy more if you are willing to shoulder that risk

>> No.15435034

Should have bought the refr dip. At least i didn't panic sell

>> No.15435169

If digits, China invades Hong Kong while Trump is distracted by the hurricane.

>> No.15435174

>>15435169

No that would just be a coincidence

>> No.15435180

>>15434897
Screenshot of your position?

>> No.15435208

Got a solid plan in mind. Wait for AMRN's stock to hit 45 - 50 per then sell or a buyout, whichever happens first. Anything over $50 per without a buyout helping it along is a pipe dream. So the only way you'll see $100 per is if stock price hits $50 then a buyout offer gets done.

Still 50 per is not bad at all. I like Green Cash bags much as anyone but you wait to long your likely to miss the high and have to settle for less. $20,600.00 is fine by me. The buyout would push that to $41,200.00.

Either amount would see me make back my entire investment amount (not just what I got in AMRN either) plus extra.

>> No.15435219

>>15435169
China has already invaded HongKong.

Media coverup.

>> No.15435233

>>15435219
Chinks chinking chinks is of little consequence nigger

>> No.15435234

>>15435219
>>15435219
This

Chinese military is already in Hongkong

>> No.15435257

>>15435219
that's like saying america already invaded texas.

>> No.15435309

Someone tell me my OLLI calls are gonna be okay tomorrow when people realize expansion is a good thing to spend money on

>> No.15435312

>>15435208
How much are you down!?

>> No.15435326

>>15435257
Maybe more like saying America has already invaded Puerto Rico.

>> No.15435344

>>15435309
You probably just caught a falling knife. Why not buy calls for a bullish stock like CMG SHOP or ROKU? I made some good money with shop calls

>> No.15435350

OJ and Lean Piggies futs are both ripping! Another green day tomorrow barring some bad news from the PRC

>> No.15435368

>>15433890
PSA sells the for cheap for 2 reasons
>They've consolidated production vertically, they make their own shit instead of outsourcing to another company and slapping their own rollmarks on
>The owner wants to sell as many AR-15s as possible to ensure as many Americans as possible are armed and to solidify AR-15s as a "common use" weapon protected by existing SCOTUS rulings

PSA ARs may be entry-tier but I'll never talk shit about the company, they're based as fuck.

>> No.15435407

>>15435368
This. That man's spreading freedom. He's like a modern day Saint Peter.

>> No.15435448

test

>> No.15435449

>>15435344
Thought I was being the smart "buy when blood is in the streets" guy but I'm starting to fear I'm a two IQ wojak guy

>> No.15435480

Does posting work yet

>> No.15435485

>>15435480
no

>> No.15435496

SPY is at an inflection point. This is honestly a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy calls/puts because it's going to shoot way higher or lower in either direction. The problem is guessing when and where it'll happen. I have a $100k and I want it to turn into a million. FUCK, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>> No.15435500

>>15435257
yeah but wasn't hongkong a british colony or some shit for a long time?

>> No.15435508

>>15435496
you'll probably get crabbed and killed by IV desu

>> No.15435598

>>15435496
There is a very reliable indicator I follow that says stocks are going up (so long as Cheeto Benito doesn't do anything too crazy over the next week or so). It accurately called the February 2018 crash, the December low, and the May low. Make of that what you will.

>> No.15435603

>>15435598
Pink wojak indicator is bearish though...

>> No.15435608

why are we getting throttled by (((da joos)))?

>> No.15435612

4€han still borken?

There’s so much shit I want to buy... look at Burry’s buys, RH’s top losers, and those afterhours ER’s getting absolutely killed...

I need help bros, I keep fucking up and buying too hard into too many dips.

FUCK BUBBLES

>>15434448
I really want to believe you...
But I also just want to buy more pep. What are your food holding ratio these days? And tobacco is still just BAT?

Yeah man, about that heat. It’s terrible. I pulled and all nighter and I’m sweating through my ducking shirt. We gotta go to the lake, get some beers and catch some fish. Markets closed Monday anyways.

>>15435017
Hold, unless you need the cash for the next big tvix/tqqq tweet.

>>15435169
Apparently trump said something about the trade talks reaching new levels, causing the algos to pump into the close?

I have serious concerns about Hong Kong and the tariffs on Sunday. Did the market forget we’re still putting in the tariffs? Also, isn’t 9/01 some sort of holiday they wanted to have these protests crushed before?

>> No.15435656

>>15435496
That's called volatility. You want to go long volatility.
You want to use options: buy OTM calls and puts while selling ITM calls and puts on the indices
This type of strategy makes time work against you. It's a gambling strategy, not a compounding strategy. If you're smart, you will try and make your investment strategy one that compounds, so that time works in your favor.

All of the recent acts by major market actors should lead you to the opposite conclusion. No matter what people say, the actions that they're taking are to keep things relatively stable. The fed is prepared to QE a soft landing if things get rowdy, but they aren't going to pump the markets.

Everything that we've seen and all the motivations of major players centers on keeping things stable, keeping things together for now. So a timing based bet against stability is basically a bet that the Fed will not be able to keep things together using all the tools that they have. There isn't really a case for a large and sudden upward move... Even an "end" to the trade war doesn't take away much of the current uncertainty, if a single tweet can bring tariffs right back.

The crab is strong, the crab is pervasive

>> No.15435660

>>15435598
Wow! You sound like you know what you’re doing! Do you have a Twitter I could follow to see all the shots you call?

>> No.15435685

>>15435660
It's not my twitter, but you can looks up Squeezemetrics if you are interested.

Trust me, you're being given a big gift right now.

>> No.15435732

>/smg/ booklist
Ask someone in the thread for the google drive if you want LEGALLY PURCHASED BOOKS

soooo, anyone has a link to the gdrive with the books?

>> No.15435734

>/smg/ booklist
Ask someone in the thread for the google drive if you want LEGALLY PURCHASED BOOKS

soooo, anyone have the gdrive folder link?

>> No.15435738

>>15435732
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18eH2XnyZhQZvSi8Nsm750XdLh7G7Hbf5

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

if the site lets me post ;P

>> No.15435754

>>15435656
>Even an "end" to the trade war doesn't take away much of the current uncertainty, if a single tweet can bring tariffs right back.

Not true. If tradetalksaregoingwell.exe can pump the market, you better believe a trade deal will send us to ATH. People are pricing in the optimism only over trade. When tariffs drop Monday and there's likely a retaliation Tuesday, it will be a different tune.

>> No.15435756

>>15435738
Thanks a lot anon! And sorry for double post, it was giving me some strange error.

Any recommendations on which one to begin with? I want to start investing (almost 30yo, bit late to the party) but I don't want to go without acquiring some knowledge.

>> No.15435771

>>15435754
Feel like that’s the kind of overheated market that leads to the baaaaad shit.

>> No.15435778

>>15435738
Thanks a lot anon! And sorry for double post, it was giving me some strange error.

Any recommendations on which one to begin with? I want to start investing (almost 30yo, bit late to the party) but I don't want to go without acquiring some knowledge.

>> No.15435782

>>15435612
>look at Burry’s buys

small cap korean stuff? was looking into that myself. you got your eye on anything?

>> No.15435818

So far so good today bull frens, so far so good

>> No.15435892

>>15435756
>>15435778

I don't read books, I trade based on metaphysical stimuli and scents.

but in general there is "core" knowledge about the stock market that everyone should know, and then there is "specialized" knowledge that will depend on your trading style.

for general knowledge, you can start with something like "the intelligent investor" by Graham.

tried posting this same post 10 times now haha

>> No.15435914

>>15435892
you're right. i do have already heard about that books, just wanted to know if there were others. i think i might try to skim through the books in that folder and see if i found something useful.

>> No.15436025

>>15435312
Technically I'm not "down" as in deep in debt type of thing. However the profit I get from AMRN will pay me back everything I put into the market plus extra. Other positions after that point would be "free" from a cost perspective. Any Profit earned after would be just extra padding to just pile up for down the road.

Some would say to just take that profit from AMRN and reinvest it. Which is not bad advice but I've always heeded this instead "Pay yourself back first" Never know if shit will just crash and burn the next week or year.

>> No.15436039

>>15435350
You know what (((they))) say, When pigs fly . . . Time to buy!

>> No.15436040

>>15435312
Technically I'm not "down" as in deep in debt type of thing. However the profit I get from AMRN will pay me back everything I put into the market plus extra. Other positions after that point would be "free" from a cost perspective. Any Profit earned after would be just extra padding to just pile up for down the road.

Some would say to just take that profit from AMRN and reinvest it. Which is not bad advice but I've always heeded this instead "Pay yourself back first" Never know if shit will just crash and burn the next week or year.

>> No.15436043

Were gonna go down on the 1st off of the tarrifs aren't we?

>> No.15436045

CONNECTION EROS

>> No.15436067

OLLI

>> No.15436072

Options virgin the RH, if I buy a put on MO/Altria (1 contract) with a limit price at 26 cents it says my max loss is $26.00 and my max gain is $4,224.

I am guessing my odds of getting $4,224 are extremely low? But if I am out only $26 it's probably better odds than shitcoins. Is this correct?

>> No.15436076

>>15435312
Technically I'm not "down" as in deep in debt type of thing. However the profit I get from AMRN will pay me back everything I put into the market plus extra. Other positions after that point would be "free" from a cost perspective. Any Profit earned after would be just extra padding to just pile up for down the road.

Some would say to just take that profit from AMRN and reinvest it. Which is not bad advice but I've always heeded this instead "Pay yourself back first" Never know if shit will just crash and burn the next week or year.

>> No.15436078

futures RIPPING towards 2950 then 3000 soon
just another scuttling leg up
another tree on the leaf
another special moment together before we all die

moot fix the site you lazy fuck posting is impossible for over 12 hours now

>> No.15436121

>>15435508
stop using that shit it's stupid

>> No.15436171

>>15436121
posting broke

>> No.15436185

Inadequate adjustments in June were too suspicious
Too political, too provocative, too ridiculous
If you continue that, the global market will become a desert
Krump's building will increase, but

>> No.15436186
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15436186

>>15436121
Don't you dare disrespect Crab-sama

>> No.15436246

No Krump, no Anus leader, no tent people, no don't come, no ZAMAAAw
all right…
, but

>> No.15436247

>>15434333
>>15434517
All good ideas

>> No.15436248

MSFT strong

>> No.15436273

>>15436247
Decided to just put today's paycheck into limit orders of tyd, sds and then buy 3 shares of galt with the leftovers.

>> No.15436295

MUFG weak

>> No.15436322
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15436322

YES REFR

>> No.15436329

Huge short interest in FSLY not sure what’s going to happen but the technicals from yesterday didn’t give me hope for a run today
Any other FSLY chads wiling to weigh in?

>> No.15436344

>>15436329
i don't know anything about this meme company, do I get puts or calls at open?

>> No.15436346

I'm more focused on Eutelsat and Intelsat. The government is about to finish the deal on the c band 5g switch over and award the contract to both of them
https://www.fiercewireless.com/wireless/c-band-contenders-ramp-up-fight-over-fiber-as-replacement

>> No.15436364

looks like my 8 of my 18 BAKA contracts will be ITM today.

>> No.15436378

>>15436344
Uhhhh well I’m buying like one call at open once it tanks again which I’m sure it will but I think sentiment is way high for it to go up and Abdiel capital isn’t wrong for the most part so maybe buy a quick put for a day trade and buy calls after?
FSLY is in the CDN space with big names like AMZN and Cloudflare and has ties to Cloudflare hence this craziness
The float is low so people are driving it up and down wildly until FSLY does something to change that but there balance sheet is spot on and IPO revenue was great
Idk....

>> No.15436418

I'll sell it when the bankers start showing me the best smile at the bank counter
Although the interest rate is low, the chart is limited and the settlement is good

>> No.15436426

REIT suggestions?

>> No.15436428

Get in SPLK before it moons to 140-150s

>> No.15436430

>>15436426
SNH. Good dividend, recovering from bottom, and Boomers will only get older and more decrepit as time goes on.

>> No.15436433

>>15436273
Imagine not realizing in the US no one is stoping you from seizing the means of production

>> No.15436448

>>15436433
GALT is the means of production right now laddy

>> No.15436474

Thank you good dealers
I got a good inspiration
Good luck to your beautiful secretaries too

>> No.15436536

Morning /smg/ - is 4chan still borked?

>> No.15436538
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15436538

I was assigned my sell call just last night. It doesnt even expire until next week. Didn't know robinhood was so fast to getting back to people who made buy calls especially since it was yesterday morning I made the sell call. I really screwed up.

>> No.15436548

>>15436538
The fuck is a sell call? Like you sold a call?

>> No.15436561

>>15436433
Last I checked theyd probably arrest you if you tried to unilaterally take over Walmart or Monsanto

>> No.15436575
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15436575

Pre markets are all up. Today is another good day. Happy trading.

>> No.15436586

>>15436548
Hard to explain. Heck I dont understand most of the details just enough of the basics as I only do covered sell calls where I will usually profit except for 1 risky one I did that will likely blow up in my face.

>> No.15436599

>>15436561
u never heard of a LBO
Monsanto could be bought , for a price (I think Bayer owns them now)
I don't think anyone except the Fed could buy out WalMart right now
not even Amzn

you should read "Barbarians at the Gate" if you never read that. it's a book lol

>> No.15436619

>>15436586
So what did you pay for the shares? I see you got 19 cents for each sell call. The guy who executed the buy call is going to give you 50 cents per share, If you paid anything more than 69 cents per share you definitely fucked this one up.

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15436648

Holy shit we broke out of the range

>> No.15436661

>>15436078
Hirom007 was seized in HongKong by PLA

4C is kill

>> No.15436675

>>15436648
That's pretty limp dick and it's already sliding back. Abysmal volumes. Nobody is going home long over the weekend.

>> No.15436676
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15436676

MY BAKA BUY CALLS ARE FUCKING MOONING! BASED SEMICONDUCTORS!

>> No.15436692

>>15436675
Except Baggi the Bagholder

>> No.15436701

>>15436619
Nah it was less I made a profit just wish I didnt jump the gun so quickly (doesnt help I do not believe the company will survive long term which is why I took the profits)

>> No.15436707

>>15436599
The entire basis of the proletariat is that they do not have the money required to not work for a wage, they thus dont have the ability to buyout those companies in such a manner

>> No.15436710

EVFM just passed phase 2b

>> No.15436714

>>15436676
we got another thousandaire in the house boys

Golf tomorrow morning, Yacht club on Sunday after church

We're going to have to pop at least a dozen bottles in remembrance of HK anon
Xi got him

>> No.15436746

Feels ugly. spx just sliding down for 15 mins straight since the open with no corresponding rise in defensive plays.

>> No.15436778

>>15436707
ah that sucks dude
we should have a bake sale or some kind of fundraiser for those guys ;^)

>> No.15436788

>>15436648

Where's Trump's big dicked tweet about China-US Trade talks going well and China will be coming to the USA for IRL trade talks?

We know they had a call last night.

Tariffs kick in tomorrow.

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15436800

OLLI calls

>> No.15436802

Test

>> No.15436827

>>15436788
Market is going down aint it.

>> No.15436831

>>15436426
AGNC

>> No.15436841

>>15436561
Last i checked i owned those companies and still sitting at home unbothered by the powers at be. Owning stock is literally owning the means of production, no one is stopping anyone from seizing means of production.

>> No.15436844
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15436844

I finally got a new position bros. 53.5k a year, 6.5k in options, 401k matching, decent benefits, and I finally have "engineer" in my title 8 months out of college.

Life is pretty great, I hope your lives are going well as well. Can't wait to max my IRA and 401k

>> No.15436847

The move towards the weekend seems like momentum before being distorted
Should I write Xi on the chart as it is?

>> No.15436854

Anyone have experience trading options/volatility? I came up with a play (math major here) but don't quite know how to execute it.
The basic idea is - I found a fairly bullish stock and I don't think people aren't assigning a very high probability of a selloff. So you buy out-of-the-money puts AND the stock at the same time and really you can do this to anything with a theoretical delta. When you buy the put I recommend buying the June 2020 25% OTM puts which has a 10-delta (buy 10% of the stock when you buy the put).

>> No.15436864
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15436864

Snibby will be the death of boomers, whose pension funds require 7%+ annual return to stay solvent.

>> No.15436866

>>15436827

Just depends on tweet. We know how this shit goes.

>> No.15436870

>>15436788
I wonder how long it's going to take until nobody gives a shit about Trump's tweets anymore.

But then again, he also put an effective cap on the market, since everybody is expecting Trump to shitpost more about China if markets go too high.

Shit fucking sucks.

>> No.15436890

>>15436870
You've already seen people become somewhat desensitized. Not the algos though.

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15436898

Fuck my ass, I'm getting straight bogged. Guess I should just hold to expiration.

>> No.15436901

>>15436854
So you're trying to profit off of a change in volatility? I think you'll just end up getting eaten up on the premium paid for theta. If you really want profit off volatility just long deep OTM call and deep OTM put.

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15436904

>>15436870
Trump is like 90 years old and he has a captive audience
if any of the other boomers his age in the nursing home could tweet and know that people would HAVE to read it, they'd be tweeting 90 times a day too

>> No.15436917

Got some money to play around with lads. Should I buy more WKHS or keep it cash in preparation for a cheeto man rant

>> No.15436918

>>15436898
You guys should have ignored box anon

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15436920

50% HRTX
50% IGC

>> No.15436923

>>15436854
Sounds like a semi retarded put-write except you buy the stock too early.

Fun fact: people way smarter than you (omg a math major! how could it be??) have thought long and hard about this for a long time. Black-scholes was developed over decades to weed faggots like you out.

>> No.15436924

>>15436901
Yeah that's the idea. If the stock goes up a lot, you will ofc lose the money on your premium but make quite a lot of money on the stock that you're long. So this play allows you to make money in extreme moves either way - whether it's down or up a lot.

>> No.15436930

>>15436870
When McAfee was tweet pumping crypto, eventually the market became so desensitized that his picks dumped immediately.

>> No.15436932

>>15436870

Once nobody gives a shit about Trump's tweets it means that he has no power to pump or dump the market.

Think of Herbert Hoover inability to stop stock market declines from 1930 to 1933.

>> No.15436936

>>15436898
lol same here

>> No.15436935

>>15436923
ok forget i said the math major part, i agree it's cringe

>> No.15436938

>>15436841
In case you missed the entirety of capital volumes 1 thru 3, the point is to expropriate the capitalist class. Nobody cares whether workers own stocks that was never the issue, the issue was the control of the workplace, the economy and people being forced into wage labor.

>> No.15436944

>>15436918
He was right if you covered at the open. He didn’t have though, so he fucked up.

>> No.15436953

Fastly Chads? I'm thinking were back.

>> No.15436962

other than shorting insurance names (already late to the party) or buying WM what are some hurricane plays? Short OJ futures? Long adult diapers and batteries?

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>>15436936
Only thing keeping me from another 3-4% down day is this guy. I did think it was undervalued when I started accumulating but I figured it'd crab until Q3 or Q4 earnings.

>> No.15436975

>>15434082
What if a recession/depression happens, how much do you believe the stock will tank? Dont want to buy many stocks now considering how many signals there are to not buy stock right now.

>> No.15436987

>>15436962
As long as you don't live in Florida you'll be fine
all the boomers down there dying off should be a net boon to the global economy
you'd be surprised how much OJ is produced (and consumed) in Brazil

>>15436975
KHC has already tanked
it's not going any lower than $25
we're on the long road back to $90

>> No.15437008

>>15436987
have a buy signal on KHC. buying here below 26.

>> No.15437017

How can I use the the hurricane to unJUST myself

>> No.15437022
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15437022

>>15435782
FDX maybe?

>> No.15437030

>>15436923
>Fun fact: people way smarter than you (omg a math major! how could it be??) have thought long and hard about this for a long time.
Why are you here then, fag? Go buy VOO and fuck off back to /lgbt/.

>> No.15437036

>>15436975
all signals for a recession are false positives the US economy is largely a vacuum 90+% and the yield curve inversion is external money flowing in. China will capitulate and golden bull run will resume. Until then Crab-sama has made his home in the 2800-2950 range.

>> No.15437041
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15437041

1. Trump's considering intervening to push the dollar down. He has the power to do this by commanding the treasury.

2. He wants the Fed to cut (obviously)

3. He is trying to portray tariffs as good for the economy. Whether he believes this himself is another thing.

He MUST know that his tariff announcements make the stock market shit the bed.

>> No.15437044

>>15436972
Thats lucky for you. My another big bag is in Pfizer, has not been recovering well since last month.

>> No.15437046

Also short ROKU is starting to be seriously overbought. I will start shorting it from here.

>> No.15437058

>>15437036

When have the Chinese capitulated to the West since 1948?

>> No.15437068

>>15436923
>every trader is smarter than yourself
Not true for many, even the average guy

>> No.15437074

What is the general consensus on MO? Will it beat these regulations and give kids the sweet relief of nicotine?

>> No.15437077

>>15437041
Deluisional. What companies are complaining that money is too expensive to borrow? a 25 or 50 point cut to that isn't going to reverse all the horrible sentiment and the global slowdown these faggot tariffs have introduced. Fuckface also has no idea how currencies work.

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>>15437022
What is this formation called?

>> No.15437086

>>15437058
What are they going to do? Did you see how meaningless their "retaliation" was? They're already running out of gas and this is before they start starving their people.

>> No.15437087
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15437087

What hapoens if you buy your sell call back at a lower premium price?

Sell call
>Strike price: $10.00
>Intial premium: $0.10

Value changes
>Strike price: $10.00
>New premium: $0.08

Does that mean I get my shares back PLUS an extra two pennies per share?

>> No.15437089

>>15436938
Ehat the fuck do you think stock does/is?

>> No.15437096

>>15437022
hey CAH is my shit
CAH was on sale for the longest time
probably still is

>>15437036
big brain
this is actually the truth
except the golden bull part
no matter what China does, we are at best getting a copper calf for the next decade

>>15437058
when has it mattered what the Chinese chose to do
the whole point about China is that things always get too big for their leadership to control, then their empire goes boom
happens literally every time

>> No.15437105

>>15437068
>>15437030
listen here you little insecure queers; I'm not saying you can't make money. I'm simply saying that you aren't going to discover some slick new strategy to outsmart options pricing.

>> No.15437117

>>15436953
Flash crashes lead to higher highs
BYND and CRWD all had down days for profit taking and then spike again same old shit

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>>15436924
imao, just buy a spread.

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>>15437046
Wait you are not shot caller.... I got fucking meme'd.

>> No.15437144

>>15437086

They obviously can't hit America with tariffs as hard as America can hit them, but they can fuck up America other ways.

The rare earth metals for example. Trump's scrounging around the world for deposits.

The whole Greenland thing may have been about acquiring more deposits.

Trump mentioning Scott Morrison's name during the G7 press conference might have had everything to do with Australia's deposits, which are the 2nd highest in the world IIRC.

>> No.15437155

>>15437087
i have no idea but i'm pretty sure they've figured out how to prevent this kind of arbitrage

>> No.15437165

>>15437155
Wondering since i want buy back my sell call at breakeven minimum including the premium.

>> No.15437168

>>15437081
>p/e 83

UPS has a p/e of 22

>> No.15437169

>>15437144
REs and 5G are both red herrings my interestingly spaced friend. Autarky is the best policy when it comes to things like REs anyway, so bad orange man is actually doing long term good for the non-chink world.

>> No.15437170

>>15437155
it's not arbitrage

he sold something, the price of the thing he sold went down, and he can buy the thing
it's a market
it's prices

>> No.15437176

>>15437165
I mean it's like a $2 profit. But profit is profit and you keep your stock at that point.

>> No.15437181

>>15437170
So in this case if I buy a call at the same strike price as my sell call but a lower premium I techincally make money correct? Probably nit mucg considering Sec fees.

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15437191

the absolute state of oil and gas smaller companies

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15437197

I'm gonna to aim to sell those OLLI 50$ calls for 9.70 if I can today just to free me up for long tariff weekend. May consider a third run Monday on the calls.

>> No.15437198

>>15437181
Yeah if you have a sell call you were paid 50 cents for and then you see that there's buy calls with same strike and date selling for 25, you can just take the 50% because the buy call and sell call cancel out and you have no call.

>> No.15437202

>>15437181
you make money
you have to pay short term capital gains tax
you have to pay whatever brokerage fees
SEC fees are really low, in this case they probably are close to zero. you should still make basically $2 in profit if you sold for 0.10 and buy for 0.8 in robinhood
https://ibkr.info/article/1736

>> No.15437210

>>15437176
If I buy it back at the same price and premium its a loss of 0.82 due to sec/finra fees lol.

>> No.15437220

>>15437169

Yes, what Trump is doing with the tariffs is good long term for the USA and Western countries, but that doesn't mean in the near term that China's actions couldn't affect stock price valuations.

The potential for losses is particularly bad for Apple.

We'll know soon what's happening. I think there is a big chance China isn't coming for trade talks in September.

>> No.15437225

>>15437202
Short term capital gains tax on what? The $2 profit?

>> No.15437232

>>15437225
it adds up, just make $2 half a million times.

>> No.15437241

>>15437197
I'm holding $60 OLLI calls over the weekend, how JUSTd am I?

>> No.15437247

>>15437225
if you made a cappy gain, you pay short term cappy gains tax

if you don't pay your taxes they come and take away all your things and then fuck you in the ass

>> No.15437249

>>15437220
AAPL has enough cash on hand to buy Netflix and Nike straight cash homie and still some left over.

>> No.15437252

>>15437140
smart money should listen to me. that KHC buy signal can still disappear if we go below 25 before day's close but i dont think it's likely.
ROKU should drop from there if it doesn't I'll short next week. imo there is some serious money to be made shorting ROKU at those levels

>> No.15437266

>>15437241
Your fine, but next week may start red from tariffs idk. It should drift up towards 60 regardless, just be ready to sell a big pop if you see one. It has most its volume on first 30 minutes of open.

>> No.15437270

I think ((they)) don't want us day trading with less than 25k because ((they)) don't want us to make $2 half a million times. So ((they)) put this restriction in place so that people won't be trying to make just $2, and they assume that the greed will make people in a position to lose 1% or $250 then once that happens ((they)) think you'll just hold the bag instead of eating the loss and trying to go back to making another 125 trades for $2 profit on each of them.

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>>15437168
That’s kind of my point: Fedex looks like a fantastic opportunity to buy high.

>Apple may lose some money
Oh the huge manatee

>> No.15437275

>>15437232
>>15437247
Oh so its just on the $2 gain correct? Considering I broke even on most of the other stuff. Don't want to do this and I'm screwed even more by paying taxes on the full strike price per share when I was buying it back for the same price.

>> No.15437289

>>15437252
I got $60 of smart money left. Should I get some options on GLD GDX or SLV?

>> No.15437291

>>15437275
Not sure if its important but techincally my sell call is at a loss which is one reason why I want to buy it back.

>> No.15437292

>>15437249

Neither acquisition would make a lick of difference to their immediate supply chain issue.

>> No.15437294

>>15437275
at the end of the year your secretary gets all your statements from all your brokerages and banks and property management companies and then she sends all of the fucking paperwork to your tax people and they take care of it

>> No.15437314

>>15437292
not saying it would, I'm saying they have enough cash on hand to not even have to worry about it.

>> No.15437315

>>15437089
Owning stock only gives you those things if you have enough of them. But in order to own those shares in that magnitude you must control real amounts of the social surplus beyond living expenses, which is resolutely controlled by the big capitalists. Yes, if workers owned almost all shares then capitalism would be over. Marx even pointed to joint stock companies as a method for going beyond capitalism. But so long as capitalists control most shares they control the workplace and the economy and workers are forced to work for a wage

>> No.15437317

>>15437289
I'm not buying gold between 1500 and 1600. In GLD terms it's 143-157. No buy zone for me but you can do what you want.

>> No.15437325

>>15437292
i guess what i'm trying to say is that do you think jeff bezos, with 100 billion dollar net worth and probably 10B in liquid assets worries about a recession? That's like AAPL worrying about their supply chains. It will figure itself out after the tradewar is finalized

>> No.15437335

No one is allowed to stop human evolution
It is better to judge the chance of counterattack by yourself
A sad conclusion cannot be avoided unless one of the apologies can be made on content that even God cannot support.
Who is selling the bank?
I heard that I couldn't forgive you, but
A little attention please
Even if you evaluate this, you may also give ignorant comments
Enjoy the fantasy freely
A smile when it ’s hard is floating in the air
And will it run away again and again?
Friend, be careful
Don't jump into Amazon
Because it will be long

>> No.15437336

>>15437315
seriously, go away gommie, your communist bullshit is for /pol/ not /biz/

>> No.15437340

>>15437138
>spread
I couldn't care less for pleb returns. I want to beat the market.

>> No.15437349

>>15437317
I got a GDX weekly put for 57 bucks. I mean not my most confident allocation for smart money, but the price was right. GLD was too expensive.

>> No.15437360

>>15437340
enjoy losing out on gains, there's a reason buffet was able to keep his $1M from the bet he made with hedge funds by using the S&P500 against their attempts to beat the market.

>> No.15437382

why has the market been going up this past week? are they pricing in an end to the trade war?

>> No.15437386

>>15437335
counterattack or couterdefend
sometimes the fantasy is the reality
sometimes the sad answer isn't the truth
a hard shell and pincers await
eyse closed
always seeing in front and behind
fast, many legs moving
lightly, softly, upon the endless beautiful sand
select all the images with bridges

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>>15437382
>are they pricing in an end to the trade war?

>> No.15437396

s&p rolls into red after sliding all day so far. Gross tape.

>> No.15437402

>>15437270
Most definitely. But if you day trade you get fucked in taxes. If you've got enough funds to day trade, chances are you're already at a 28% tax bracket. You won't see much of that 250.

>> No.15437409

>>15437382
China didn't escalate after the latest tariff tantrum that and that led to a slight bump in optimism. As if all the other shit around the world has gone away.

>> No.15437418

>>15437325

I really don't care if Bezos worries about a recession or not. Most of the CEO of these big companies could retire today and live extremely comfortable lives for 100 years if they lived that long.

All I care about potential triggers that affects valuations of equities.

>> No.15437430

>>15437402
>implying i have cap gains
Jokes on you tax man. I suck at this.

>> No.15437438

Potential EURO tariffs??? What the fuck is going on???

>> No.15437439

Reminder there is a possiblity ROKU drops 50%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzwlhHdhOcc

>> No.15437468

Genius in hell takes off from hell for better or worse
Leave a funny souvenir and memory, and a little sad laughter
Grudge isn't working, it's not a different dimension
Let's keep around here

>> No.15437472

>>15437273
I don’t get the trade personally, and while I wouldn’t want to bet against Burry, being right before doesn’t mean he’s right now.

But there was an anon talking in a dropshipping thread about how the new tariffs were going to pump fedex.

>> No.15437477

Market is vulnerable to a shock here. It's rejected it like 3 times already in the last month.

>> No.15437507

>>15437360
Fair enough, I concede. But the very best hedge funds do beat the market FYI.

>> No.15437510

Test. Timeout error?

>> No.15437525

>>15437507
Which ones have beat it for more than 10 years straight? 20 years? All while charging compounding fees whether they perform or not.

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WHY CANT I POST REEEEEEEE

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>> No.15437558

>>15437525
100% employee owned funds. Not that it's relevant, it's impossible to invest in those. Also I think Bridgewater/Citadel has.

>> No.15437578

>>15437252
>>15437140
woopsie, buy signal diseappeared on khc :D i think it should stay at 25.7 to be activated. i hope 25.3 holds the daily close.

>> No.15437580

>>15437105
There is a lot of ways out there to make shitloads of percent return easy. Making it scale to millions and billions is another story

>> No.15437585

>>15437438
Source?

>> No.15437591

Anyone knows what's happening with IIPR? Down 12%.

>> No.15437599

>>15437558
>citadel

Probably. They're huge in HFT. But pretty much inaccessible to anyone with a sub $10M net worth. Another fun thing to think about is say the top talent at a given firm decides to retire or (more likely) go start their own shop; do you pull your money out and follow them? Most fund managers don't stay at one place their whole career.

>> No.15437601

>>15437591
parabolic move wasn't sustainable, it had to dump at some point

>> No.15437639

>>15437599
There are much more discrete funds like for example G-Research. According to Bloomberg the Founder started with 100M in 1998, now has over 5 billion.
>go start their own shop
Impossible. They make you sign a forever non-disclosure and noncompete. If you try to start your own shop they will hunt you down with lawyer after lawyer.

>> No.15437676

Thoughts on the LCI squeeze? I think the shorts are down to a reasonable percentage, going in on puts.

>> No.15437677

noob bread wen?

>> No.15437681

>>15437170
>it's not arbitrage
Buying something to sell for a better price is actually the definition of arbitrage. But you're right, in the stock market misuse of the term, it's not, he's simply making money.

>> No.15437688

>>15437676
LCI to $60

>> No.15437698

>now lets sell off metals because the spuz bouced 5 pts!
this market is skitzo.

>>15437639
They most definitely leave to start their own shops. That's how firms like Virtus and 2sigma started. They can't take IP with them and Goldman even called the fbi on some guy years ago for walking out with a thumb drive but they still have their brains and insider connections.

>> No.15437701

I just want to see bond yields moon so the commie gets just'd and I can sell my TLT puts to get some more smart money.

>> No.15437712

>>15437335
>A smile when it ’s hard
I'll give you a smile when it's hard, bby.

>> No.15437714

NEW THREAD
>>15437711

>>15437711

>>15437711

>>15437711

>> No.15438140

>>15437336
I'm not even the one who brought up seizing the means in this thread

>> No.15438162

>>15436322
Well I guess premarket is a bunch of bullshit like usual