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Big5Guy/LCIGuy is still a moron edition

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Previous shitposting thread:
>>15423819

>> No.15430445 [DELETED] 

>https://nhentai.net/tag/cbt/

>> No.15430471
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Ror first

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FUCK WAGIES

>> No.15430512

>>15430405
I like your thread, fren. Even if no one else does.

>> No.15430513
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>>15430471
I see anime here for first so this is the official thread.

WKHS
OLLI
LCI (Maybe)

first two are my money makers for the next week.

>> No.15430542

WHY DIDNT I LOOK INTO THIS BAKA ETF SOONER!!! I MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH FUCKING GAINS!

>> No.15430562

>>15430513
>OLLI is an anagram for LOLI

Seriously though I hate pedobait. Moe is fine, fanservice is OK, but sexy big-breasted grade-schoolers is fucking weird as hell.

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>>15430562
This is some of the fastest money I've made in a while

>> No.15430601

anyone else think we'll close September with the S&P at about 3500?

>> No.15430614

>>15430574
Very nice!

So did the PT cuts happen before that wild selloff then? Was that just people panickselling without listening to the call? what happened?

(TVIX on the day the 10-2 first inverted was the easiest/fastest money I'd ever made)

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>>15430601
Historically September is the worst month of the year for stocks. Unless we get some meme trade deal fuck no.

>> No.15430647

Buy leidos or die

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>>15430614
The call more or less said "We are making way less money, BECAUSE we are opening like 20 stores and bought a dozen closed Toys R Us buildings.

That does justify a drop since it will take 6 months to a year for those to gain value, but that combined with something like OLLI being a recession winner, means that while this won't climb back into the 80s it will easily get 60s. I mean fuck I just wanna sell these calls in low 60s and hold a couple hundred shares.

>> No.15430676

>>15430621
>Historically
oh we're well past history being a reliable indicator of anything.

>> No.15430701

Fastly fomo into Fastly were going to $100.

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OLLI pls stop, my dick can only take so much.

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I know we are trapped under the two thread curse because of retards, but I'm determined to actually make this one about stocks. What are your top picks today?

>> No.15430768

>>15430742
TLT PUTS
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M
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C
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>>15428968
>>15428968
>>15428968
Use the older thread first please. Polite sage (:

>> No.15430818

>>15430778
That thread sucks. Abandon it.

>>15430768
I've never traded TLT can such a small change have big returns or are you using a leveraged ticker?

>> No.15430830

>>15430673
DATABASE DATABASE

Yeah sweet deal you won today.

>>15430742
Same picks as always, some limits got triggered and I bought some more Barrick (GOLD).

Also tryna flip some TQQQ I bought this morning to make up for the other TQQQ I bought and got stopped out of.

And if UNH would kinda dip back down to 222, that was such a good deal :(. If MO dips any more I might have to keep buying goddamn it...

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>>15430818
>I've never traded TLT can such a small change have big returns or are you using a leveraged ticker?

I was trading the puts on it. Look at those %changes. Those are since yesterday's close

>> No.15430860

TRYIN TO RUN FROM MY DESTRUCTION
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN CARE

>> No.15430869

>>15430830
Isn't MO doing a merge? Surprising its down if thats the case.

I'm just ecstatic that I made so much yesterday and today on quick meme picks honestly. Just swinging overbought/oversold shit on open can be pretty profitable, just have to make sure I don't go too ham.

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>>15430858
OH, because they expire tomorrow. I've always traded shit at least a month out to be safe, but thats pretty baller.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE ONE TIME I DIDNT LISTEN TO FUCKING CRAMER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I BOUGHT CGC, BUT HE WAS KIND OF COY ABLHT THIS ONE AND I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE SO I COULDNT JUST YOLO IT
FUCK SHIT CHRIST DAMN IT ASSSSSSSS

>> No.15430934

>>15430918
"The one time I didn't listen to fucking Cramer"

Don't even watch that joke, Cramer just parrots things that have either already happened or that are just basic market sentiment.

>> No.15430966

>>15430676
Yeah ok

>> No.15430972

Marvell into Earnings?

>> No.15431067

>>15430972
if it sells off before the bell