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[Anonymous No.15291180]

>i thought a rolex and pic related would fix my depression
it didnt. i fell for some kike meme

[Anonymous No.15291195]

You need a gf. We all need gfs.

[Anonymous No.15291226]

>>15291195
the magic of having a gf lasts for about 5 weeks until you get tired of busting a nut and you need a new novel gf. i tried everything and nothing cures this mental disease

[Anonymous No.15291326]

>>15291180
Got kids?

[Anonymous No.15291354]

>>15291226
Hiking and camping and just nature in general cured mine. 100%
I'm not even one of those hippie or nature boy flower child faggots either

[Anonymous No.15291356]

>>15291195
Kek the biggest joke on this board is that we all pretend to be incels.

The real percentage of people who don't have gf (or God forbid still a virgin pass 20) is like 1%

[VCrt No.15291357]

Nope. Girls get boring. I've dated models, fit babes and just hot students. They all get boring after a while. My GFs were pretty, hot and good in bed. Still I always ended up banging average drunk girls or hookers just for the change. And the sex with the GF was even quite good. Ass in my face. Spitting. Still. Boring cause the same

[Anonymous No.15291375]

>>15291180
Only drugs and alcohol help. Fortunately we’re able to afford nice shit and drugs. Imagine being poor

[Anonymous No.15291378]

Z aren’t the dopamine hits from all these humble brag threads wearing thin m8

[Anonymous No.15291391]

>>15291354
>I'm not even one of those hippie or nature boy flower child faggots either
are you gay instead?

[Anonymous No.15291397]

>>15291356
Actually it's 20%.

[Anonymous No.15291440]

>>15291180
200 years ago virtually all of our ancestors were slaves that were culled or sent to war if not productive. you have been programmed through centuries of slave labor to feel a constant nagging need to be productive. no gf or amount of money, or video games, or hedonistic pleasure will fix the hole that society has carved into you over the past few millennia. combine that with the absolute breakdown of the social fabric created by the global post-capitalistic world and you have the shitshow of modernity. these is nothing to be done and no one is ever really happy.

Unironically we need real human bonds but hey most everyone on this board has sold their soul for the dollar and forgotten about close intinate connection, im talking about real bros not some hoes. Btu like most people since school ended we have all drifted farther apart from the people who mattered most to us. we get older and colder and its harder to form those kinds of relationships and once you slip past 30 its impossible all the love disappears and everyone just looks at you asking why you dont slave 40-80 hours a week just to have a roof and not starve. /rant

[Anonymous No.15291445]

>>15291378
who dis

[Anonymous No.15291574]

>>15291391
Nope, not a gayfag either

[Anonymous No.15291588]

Post bread on the hood faggot

[Anonymous No.15291598]

>>15291195
Find God. There's nothing else that can fill that hole IMO.

[Anonymous No.15291617]

>>15291354
if you read the literature you'll find depression is likely attributable to atrophy of neurons in the per-frontal cortex.

[Anonymous No.15291642]

>>15291180
get a motorcycle instead

[Anonymous No.15291651]

>>15291617

how do i cure my atrophy neurons

[Anonymous No.15291661]

>>15291651

literal cumbrain here

[Anonymous No.15291679]

>>15291661

i don't understand

[Anonymous No.15291682]

>>15291598

literally people seek god just to get something from here, the only time i actually sought god i wanted to die 24/7 because there is nothing in the universe that god wants you to do

[Anonymous No.15291688]

>>15291356
Imagine browsing this shithole and be this unaware

[Anonymous No.15291703]

>>15291679

that's the point

[Anonymous No.15291713]

Read Camus

[Anonymous No.15291745]

>>15291651
You must curb pleasure-seeking to develop a re-appreciation for pleasure. Try finding new things to do for fun, even if it might seem silly to you.

[Anonymous No.15291891]

>>15291180
I think Rolexs are cool but I don't wear a suit or go anywhere that I dress nicely so it would be a total waste

[Anonymous No.15291895]

We all know the first step to the answer is to get off this god forsaken site, but we are stuck like flies on paper.

>>15291651
ohy cumbrain it means fucking do something with your life, literally anything, but you need to do SOMETHING that YOU feel is worthwhile and a valuable use of your limited time here in this hellhole, preferably new in order to stimulate neurogenesis.

[Anonymous No.15292073]

>>15291440
Based

[Anonymous No.15292126]

>>15291180
Neither or those items are useful for anything. You should have bought a nice truck and a mountain bike or some scuba gear.

[Anonymous No.15292192]

>>15291180
assuming this isnt a larp..
material objects to make you happy is a meme. you learned the lesson! congrats.
sell your rolex for $8K and gt out of your audi lease, and spend that money on
>piano lessons
>photography lessons
>rockclimbing lessons
>improv acting classes
>picking up random peoples (ie: grown adults, not women to hit on) tabs at lunch or the bar
>mma bjj krav maga etc lessons
do 1 (one) of these every day for 3 months and then honestly asses if you are still as depressed

[Anonymous No.15292226]

>>15291356
haha yeah i too have a gf

[Anonymous No.15292381]

>>15291180
That is a cool ass car tho anon.

[Anonymous No.15292408]

>Get away from the internet and television where it's mostly negative stimuli

>Eat right

>Exercise

>Get out into nature and de-fragment your brain from the modern world

>Seek out good relationships with people

>Confront, forgive and work out grievances with people. It's a waste of time lamenting on the wrong doings of the past.