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I'm 43 yo successful crypto enthusiast boomerang that is deadly afraid of prostate cancer cuz old man had it. Chances of getting it 50/50. I go for quarterly check up with my favorite doctor. Start telling him about Link when sub $1 after.

He bought small stack for fun around when he started massaging my prostate to see size. Link went above $1 and he schedules me for monthly massages.

Link went above $3 and massages is now weekly. I tell him about /biz when he wanted to know how I got news about Link. Wants to keep up

> Today I got appointment to see him after him being unavailable for weeks now.Last visit was in early July
> mfw he did my check up perfunctorily
> mfw no music, no dim lights, and no prostate massage
> mfw I can't feel normal now without anyone but him checking the size of my glands

Biz bros, what happened to Link in July? You incels did not convince him to go all in, did you? I have all my stack in cold wallet and have been too focused on my health to check. If Link is down now it's going to go back up right? R-right? I don't even care about crypto anymore but i need my massages for live or death reasons, biz.

>> No.15275812

>>15275791
I recalled some cuck took out a huge loan, I convinced him to do it. Sucker

>> No.15275841

For some reason, I had to read it twice. The first time I swear it said your father was giving you prostate massages.

>> No.15275845

>43
>still afraid to die
Man you need to get your shit straight. I'm 35 and I welcome death.

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15275869

>>15275845
>>15275791
GET THE FUCK OFF OF THIS SITE. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING OLD MEN. YOU CAN'T BE HERE. YOU'RE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD!

>> No.15275942

>>15275869
>telling oldfags to leave a site they've been on since before your balls dropped

You will never know how good this place was back in 2005 and you'll have to live with that, kiddo.

*sip*

>> No.15276146

>>15275869
>go somewhere else
There is nowhere else to go.

>> No.15276223

>>15275869
nope, youre the one that needs to go back to plebbit zoomer fag