Deutsche is already dead.

[Anonymous No.15268819]

Literal zombie bank in its finest definition.
If It goes under 6.4$, the bank will not be able to sustain itself.
I guess lads this is it, the foretold economic collapse is upon us.

[Anonymous No.15268842]

>>15268819
The floor is actually like $5.95 or some shit where it becomes insolvent.

[Anonymous No.15268846]

>>15268819
Green ID btw.
We will all make it.

[Anonymous No.15268865]

>>15268819
>>15268842
Can one of you actually show the math on these figures? Why does $6.40 or $5.95 mean insolvency?

[Anonymous No.15268883]

>>15268865
I don't know but losing 95% of your valuation over a decade can't be good.

[Anonymous No.15268888]

priced in

[Anonymous No.15268896]

>>15268865
they cant because share price means nothing to a company

[Anonymous No.15268932]

>>15268865
At $5.95 a share the bank can no longer maintain their debt as it is currently structured. They would be forced to file bankruptcy using the restructure clause. This would however trigger a Lehman moment that would trigger a massive selloff and destroy any chances of a restructure.
The most likely scenario is it would be broken up and any assets would be sold off and the debt would be written down or sold off as well.

[Anonymous No.15268935]

Why would a german bank crash the world economy?

Genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.15268961]

>>15268935
It wouldn't, it's too small to matter already.

[Anonymous No.15268977]

>>15268819
>>15268865
>>15268932
closing price is 5.88 today ...

[Anonymous No.15268997]

>>15268935
Saying "German Bank" is like saying "Central Bank of EU." The EU *is* Germany.

[Anonymous No.15269003]

>>15268932
Yeah I figured this was the case, basically their debt is backed by their stock price

[Anonymous No.15269019]

>>15268977
In euros, not USD.

[Anonymous No.15269034]

>>15268935
Pic related is why

[Anonymous No.15269047]

>>15269034
That pic literally doesn't mean shit wtf lol

[Anonymous No.15269081]

>>15269047
They have exposure to all the worlds largest banks, and it means nothing....
Thank you for confirming that you are in fact a brainlet, and your opinions will be discarded.

[Anonymous No.15269095]

is crisis soon?

[Anonymous No.15269105]

>>15269081
Fuck you I fucked your mother you nigger

[Anonymous No.15269135]

>>15269047
>That pic literally doesn't mean shit wtf lol
>Fuck you I fucked your mother you nigger
Hello Hans Shekelmann

[Anonymous No.15269136]

Every big bank is insolvent. You are not smart.

[Anonymous No.15269154]

You are not smart. Every big bank is insolvent

[Anonymous No.15269176]

>>15268997
This. It’s over for the EU after deutsche. Italy will leave as a result then the PIGS and then the euro dissolves

[Anonymous No.15269188]

>>15269047
Congrats. This is the dumbest post on biz today.

[Anonymous No.15269200]

so buy some DB Jan 2021 leaps?

[Anonymous No.15269217]

>>15268819
time to buy?

[Anonymous No.15269230]

>>15268935
Two largest banks in de are DB and commerzbank, they hold about 2 trillion in assets, or about 50% of de's gdp. Commerz is in the shitter also. You add in the landesbanken, and its about 100% of gdp. Germony is shrinking its debt, which means less bonds sold in the EU, and thus less liquidity. Italy suffers because of this, along with the trade and labor exchange the bond result in. All the euro now flow to germany(and france) the only nations that actually benefit from the EU. Now in response, the central banks lower to negative interest rates. So now money is so cheap everyone is borrowing and will fuck the system. Oh yeah, DB alone has 49 trillion in derivative exposure. Read that again.

[Anonymous No.15269321]

>>15269188
I fucked your entire family you cunt li p

[Anonymous No.15269329]

>>15269176
rolling for this
fuck the eussr

[Anonymous No.15269338]

>>15269230
THE RIDE
>IT NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.15269342]

>>15269230
who cares banks are jewish scams we don't need them anyways

[Anonymous No.15269347]

>>15269321
You need to be 18 to post here, biotrash.

[Anonymous No.15269360]

>>15269047
Retard. Underage

[Anonymous No.15269408]

>>15269230
Don't know how bad the US will get hit but holy fuck the EU will be in a massive crisis soon. 49 trillion lmao, fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.15269602]

>>15269347
>>15269360
I'm over 18 you spergs, ask your mothers I had a 3 some with them and she swallowed my yellow nut

[Anonymous No.15269656]

[Anonymous No.15269676]

>>15269656
Ingenious post

[Anonymous No.15269683]

>>15268935
because in history when the german shit themselves they drag the whole world down the toilet with them.

[Anonymous No.15269736]

>>15269656
mind if i save this?

[Anonymous No.15269841]

>>15268819
As an American how do I profit from this? Can I just short them or should I go long USD against the Euro?

[Anonymous No.15269858]

>>15269656
lmao

[Anonymous No.15269908]

>>15269602
I fucking hope you aren't, that'd be a shame for your poor mother. Having to raise a clinically retarded kid like that :'(.

[Anonymous No.15269944]

>>15269841
You could long the USD and be profitable as money tries to escape the EU. But eventually the USD will crash too.
Long gold, silver, and BTC.

[Anonymous No.15269984]

>>15269656
based

[Anonymous No.15269990]

>>15268932
>trigger a Lehman scenario
Lehman was a surprise, Deutsche isn't.

[Anonymous No.15270012]

>>15269230
>>15269408
Trillions in derivatives exposure doesn't mean what you think it means, retards. Refrain from posting on /biz/ until you read a goddamn book.

[Anonymous No.15270016]

>>15269990
The Lehman scenario is the fact that they could not secure financing for a restructure which led to their inevitable collapse. The same would happen here.

[Anonymous No.15270043]

>>15270016
And the collapse mattered because everyone thought the Fed would backstop Lehman. So their investments went from 100 to 0 over a weekend.

Nobody has expected Deutsche to pay anything back in full for the past year.

[Anonymous No.15270054]

>>15270043
And nobody is going to loan them any more money for a debt restructure, so they are fucked, and will likely also go to 0 over a weekend.

[Anonymous No.15270123]

whatever happen it will be next week

[Anonymous No.15270127]

>>15270054
Yes, but the point is they're going from like 3 to 0. Dumbshit companies go bankrupt all the time, just because this is a bank doesn't mean it's a financial crisis.

[Anonymous No.15270260]

>>15268819
...nice knowing you German bros... Your invited to come to your sister country, the Motherland aka USA. You have to bring 3 cute blond girls though of breading age, though. That's the deal, hans.

[Anonymous No.15270362]

>>15269736
I'm sorry boomers aren't allowed on this board

[Anonymous No.15270742]

>>15268819
what will really bake your noodle is that the same shit is happening to HSBC, they are about to go under as well. and when that happens, the pain really goes into full swing.

[Anonymous No.15270746]

>>15268932
Germans are so obedient that if Merkel went on TV and told them not to sell, they wouldn't. The market would be fucking them in the ass and they'd just sit and take it to please their owners

[Anonymous No.15270940]

>>15268819
Joke's on you, Deutsche is backed by the german taxpayers.

[Anonymous No.15270951]

>>15270940
What's the joke?

[Anonymous No.15270962]

>>15270260
You want to breed some lighter skinned mutts, fatass?

[Anonymous No.15270973]

They will be bailed out, they are classified as being too big to fail by central banks.

[Anonymous No.15271037]

>>15270260
>You have to bring 3 cute blond girls though of breading age,

>Euros
>Breeding

They don't do that

[Anonymous No.15271278]

>>15270127
How do you recommend profiting from their going to 0? What will be affected most?

[Anonymous No.15271395]

>>15270940
>german taxpayers
Let's say all the Euro zone taxpayers

[Anonymous No.15271403]

>>15271278

short everything dependent on credit.