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15256061 No.15256061 [Reply] [Original]

Holofags unite. In this time of darkness we must all come together and.... well... cum together. Our great lord Holo is being deprived of our sacrifices. I blame the nofap movement, those beta bastards. We all know that holochain depends on our gasms. So I ask all of you to find an object of your desired width and slide it into the dirty walls of your body. Mmmmm yes, doesnt that feel nice. Ooooo ahhhhhh, so so nice. Now stick your tongue out as far as you can and start pleasuring the nipple. Lick that shit until it is rock hard, then keep licking. Mmmmm yes. Yes. Now spit on. Thy hand and stroke your key to happiness. Start slow, keep moving your rectal insert and licking the tit. Yes yes, your doing it, mmmm yes. Now stroke thy shaft as fast as possible whilst yelling "HOlochain HILOCHAIN, LONG LIVE HOLICHAIN!" Ejaculate and embrace the warm jiz run down your naked body.

It is done. Mmm yes yes it is.

>> No.15256099

The delays didn't get me to sell. The sjw's didn't get me to sell. The insanely overpriced San Fran flat didn't get me to sell. All the trips and vacations they keep taking didn't get me to sell. But OP, this gay ass shit, this right here made me sell.

>> No.15256110

>>15256099
Kek

>> No.15256115

>>15256061
Bearish tbqh

>> No.15256249
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15256249

looks like vitaliks ahole after holo gets thru with eth

>> No.15256406
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15256406

I THINK ITS TIME TO JACK OFF!