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Interview with Goldman Sachs investment banking division in 24 hours wish me luck goys

>> No.15220504

>>15220432
Do you have an asphyxiation and public humiliation fetish?

>> No.15220542

>>15220432
Practice rubbing your hands together and hating people beneath you, and you'll do good.

>> No.15220587

>>15220542
Or skip that stage and change your name to David Bergwitz by deed poll.

>> No.15220595

>>15220542
I’m white but I’m not Jewish, will this actually hurt my chances anons

>> No.15220639

>>15220595
If you present as a good goy you might get shuffled into a dead end overworked 'analyst' or sales position. If you can pull off a greetings fellow goys winkwink cynical manager vibe, you have decent chances of being accepted into the club pending completion of globohomo shittests

>> No.15220665

>>15220595
repill them about jews and niggers

>> No.15220692

>>15220595
Has anyone ever tried interviewing with a yarmulke vs. without one?

>> No.15220754

Which one of our offices? San Fran/NY?

>> No.15220759

>>15220754
NYC

>> No.15220775

>>15220759
Also I'm OP phoneposting

>> No.15220777

>>15220759
All the good traders left anon

>> No.15220794

>>15220777
Investment banking is not sales and trading anon...

>> No.15220847

>>15220432
Gl anon, once you make it in Goldman Sachs, be sure to come back to /biz/ to give us some sweet insider LARP material

>> No.15221274

Good luck, 200W is a gem, so is the brand new LD office. Make sure you know your models in and outs dcf multiples and shit, also come with at least one pitch, we don’t care what it is, just that you are competent and can form opinions and stick to your guns. Not in IBD but in Equities, so I don’t know their interview process better or I’d help more anon.

>> No.15221483

>>15221274
Thanks anon, hopefully will come back with good news after the superday

>> No.15221634
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15221634

here OP, this might help

>> No.15221661

>>15220692
My friend's dad was a plumber who would get gigs in Jewish owned businesses and pretended to be Jewish so they would recommend him to their friends. He kept a yarmulke in his pocket for dealing with Jewish clients