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15207899 No.15207899 [Reply] [Original]

>receive wrong burger
>go into toilet take empty cup with me
>clogg toilet with toiletpaper
>release turd into full bowl
>catch it with empty cup
>use toiletpaperroll to grab dookie
>write in big letters "SEX" on the wall
>draw doodooswastikas to left and right wall
>put shit on the inside door handle
>drop turd into cup and piss into it
>use toiletpaperroll to break it up and make pissshit cocktail
>walk back into restaurant dining area
>spray some into corners where nobody sits and on seats and tables
>then kneel down pretending to tie my shoe but actually spill dookieshake on the floor
>leave the area remove my fake moustache and put on my jacket stop drag my left foot

>> No.15207912

>>15207899
America ladies and gentlexirs

>> No.15207941

Wagies btfo

>> No.15207956

the summerfags are definitely running amok here now, just a few more weeks to go

>> No.15207970
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15207970

This is not wagie revenge, this is just extremely deviant behaviour .
You should see a professional OP. Hooker or therapist take your pick.

>> No.15208010
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>>15207899
checked
based and bizpilled

>> No.15209141
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>>15207970
Holy fuck

>> No.15209157

>>15207899
Based