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This is what 40 billion dollars feels like

>> No.15183924

Imagine having $40 billion but no hair nor height lmao

>> No.15183933

hes worth 100+ billion you idiot, his ex wife is worth 40

>> No.15184048

Richest man on the planet. i.e Lex Luthor

>> No.15184047

what if i told you b/c of this women bezos builds the first citadel called amazon city

>> No.15184142

>>15183905
The funny thing is you can afford the same lifestyle (relaxing in St.Tropez with a hot bitch even though that bogged Mexican is hardly hot anymore) with much less money and with less stress. I wonder what you need to do to really feel like a millionaire, probably some crazy shit like what Musk does

>> No.15184171

Why didn’t he just buy bitcoin rather than wasting the best years of his life building a business

>> No.15184199

>>15183905
not familiar with st tropez.... Given how rich he is I don't see why he wouldn't own a fucking fully staffed island though.

>> No.15184222

>>15184199
Maybe a true rags to riches, pull-yourself by the bootstraps sort of guy like him didn't get rich by making stupid financial decisions.

>> No.15184261

>>15183933
which means this old botoxed goblina cost him 40 billion

>> No.15184309

>>15184199
He enjoys walking around "rich" plebs that are mere millionaires to see them seething, craving with envy and ready to do anything to get his approval/attention.

>> No.15184316

So fucking cringe

>> No.15184330

>>15184309
I believe it

>> No.15184331

>>15184316
My alive anon, i..

>> No.15184344

>>15184309
Gotta be this. No real fun stunting on your staff, but you show your little biddy off to the plebs while sippin, now thats called class.

If I was bezos rich though I'd create a company that hires women, tests them for STDs/STIs, puts them on birth control, and then sends them to me one by one so I have a never ending supply of roasties to cum inside 24/7.

>> No.15184346

>>15183905
>this is what a faggot looks like
Stay in your lane OP

>> No.15184375

>>15183924
>>15184142
>>15184261
>>15184316

Poorfag cope.
Even if you make it by gambling your life on crytpo you'll never experience the power Bezos has.

>> No.15184495

Bill Gates is the only real nigga

>> No.15184533

>>15184344
based and same

>> No.15184539

>>15184344
This but without the birth control

>> No.15184564

>>15184142
>crazy shit like what Musk does
You mean failing every project he's ever attempted after Paypal?

>> No.15184586

>>15184222
>rags to riches
Look into his background, dopey.

>> No.15184596

>>15184564
Now this is some real cope right here

>> No.15184629

>>15184344
Cringe.

>> No.15184680

>>15183933
that's even worse lel
>>15184375
ugly boomer cope

>> No.15184759

>>15183905
>$40B
>gf is FORTY-NINE years old

Many of us here can regularly hit better pussy than the richest man alive.

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>>15184759
>Many of us

>> No.15184814

>>15184539
Supreme gigachad genghis Khan 2.0

>> No.15184825

>>15184759
the difference being that she does the freakiest imaginable shit for him on demand without fail

>> No.15184879

>>15183905
looks like a turtle with a lazy eye

>> No.15184903

>>15183905
Jeff bezos looks like the giddy girlfriend in this pic while the girlfriend looks like the masculine one.

>> No.15184926

He's probably on testosterone injections and for the first time in his life he felt like a man. He probably thinks his mistress made him feel like that, when in reality it was just the testosterone.

>> No.15184946

>>15184759
Poorfag cope.
He could snap his fingers and your GF/Wife no matter how loyal she's been would be deep throating his massive cock.

>> No.15184975

>>15184825
>the difference being that she does the freakiest imaginable shit for him on demand without fail

So will any $3-4k a night professional cumdump. Even less if you just find a girl who enjoys being sick.

>> No.15185020

>>15184946
>>15184825

A lot of you guys really are detached from reality arent you? You think money will solve all of your deep, glaring personality disorders.

>> No.15185123

>>15184759
with his wealth he can fuck 10/10 escorts who would do any of his fantasies every day. also some women are turned on by very wealthy men, their social status makes them dripping wet. also his ex is not bad looking, considering she was already staying with him when he was broke.

>> No.15185134

>>15185123
>their social status makes them dripping wet
this. women are scum

>> No.15185159

>>15185123
>their social status makes them dripping wet
Cringe and bluepilled, girls only get wet for looks - anything else is cope.

>> No.15185167

this is every anons goal. to be able to afford to pay a 10/10 escourt 3-4$k per day

that's like $1.5M per year
15M 10 years
75M 50 years

you only need $75M to make it bros

>> No.15185187

>>15185134
>>15185123
Fully embrace your working class origins and become a kindly family man with a no nonsense working glass tough guy underneath. No cope but date within your social class and the more intelligent women will want a man who can relate to them and emotionally support them. A lot of you guys are effeminate and dont know what it's like to be an American outdoorsy/farmer type commonerchad, or a Liverpool bricklayer, etc. Won't get ALL the girls and some would still leave you for a billion dollars, but if you are strong in spirit you can find some that won't.

>> No.15185191

I always wondered how the sex life of billionaires is?

What are the logistics/legal shit you have to go through to have a harem at your disposal without worrying about getting kid trapped?

Like I doubt leo di caprio is banging all those hot models with a condom. STI tests for all and birth control? How do you enforce that? How much money can they take from you with a baby?

>> No.15185194

>>15185159
>what means "some women"
learn to read moron

>> No.15185200

>>15185167
>>15185123
The idea of paying for sex honestly insults me and makes me viscerally disgusted. How "basic" and empty inside must one be to entertain this idea?

>> No.15185229

>>15183905
unironically short AMZN
this skank is going to skin him alive

>> No.15185236

>>15185020
$100B dollars would turn any of your negative 'disorders' into positive traits in the eyes of everyone.

>> No.15185254

>>15185200
stfu, many of the most wanted men (athletes, CEOs, movie stars, etc.) pay for escorts on the regular. you pay for no drama sex and she leaves after.

>> No.15185492

>leaves one to get one
not gonna make it

>> No.15185538

>>15185123
>some women are turned on by very wealthy men, their social status makes them dripping wet
most women, honestly
I was a total dweeb in high school and college
no girls wanted anything to do with me
once I started posting pictures on my fb showing off a bit of wealth
suddenly my dms are filled with these roastie thots who ignored me all those years
"heyyyy anon how are you these days? we should meet and catch up!"
remember, all women are whores in the truest sense. they are programmed to follow money

>> No.15185592

>>15184926
This. It’s just the whoremoans.

>> No.15186346

>>15185159
>Cringe and bluepilled, girls only get wet for looks - anything else is cope
so tiring seeing this same fucking bullshit posted everywhere day in and day out
funny is that you are probably some fat neet sitting in your mommys basement thinking you know what makes girls wet. You have surely not felt the touch of any other woman than your mom and/or maybe your sister
can you just fuck off back to rebbit, r9k, mgtowforum or whatever faggot shitboard you incels use
then you can sit there and talk with the other virgins about
>chads
>cringe
>cope
>what makes girls wet
>mewing
>different colors of 'pilled'
>'what does it feel like'
>belle delphine
>whatever other useless bullshit fantasies you idiots like to discuss

just please, leave this board called business and finance

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15186381

> Laughs in 40 billion all the cope on /biz/

>> No.15186395

you can tell shes just sloshing him for the money and to be "beside the worlds richest man"

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15186418

Itt: copious amounts of poorfag incel copium

>> No.15186452

>>15183905
Still a beta paying for wahmen. Going to get gyped for another 40bil KEK. Social IQ very low. Sad!

>> No.15186468

>>15185020
projection

>> No.15186507

>>15183905
Body language shows old man being dominated by succubus.

>> No.15186539
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>>15184344

>> No.15186540

>>15183905
>*KSSSHHHK*
>*ssssssiiiippp*
>”Heh, look at this guy. Bezos? More like Bozos.”

>> No.15186582

>>15186346
you're missing the point with the "wet" comment:
women will have sex with the CEO but it won't be good sex no matter how much he's paying them / promising them the world. women only get physically aroused by a physically attractive man, when they have sex for money they're faking everything physical. it's awkward having to explain this to a grown man because it should be common knowledge. this is critical information. when you pursue money to pay women you have to understand that what you're buying is entirely fake. having money doesn't make you attractive after all. money is attractive. women will be attracted to your money exclusively, not to you (that part will be acting so pray you find a good actress).

>> No.15186602

>>15186539
Hahahaha and this is your average whitey and they call others 'shitskins'. Go bathe in your SPF45. Niggaz genetically superior in every way

>> No.15186610

>>15183905
Can bezos be any more of a condor looking beta? Imagine being a literal billionaire and the best you can do is get a 40 billion dollar worth botox roastie. Literally just.

>> No.15186657

>>15186582
Rich guy has money. Women want money. Women want what other women want. Money can make you exude an attractive aura. It's so fucking easy for any guy to be attractive. Groom, gym, good haircut, facial hair/clean shave. Dress decent.

Look at Brad Pitt. Dude actually looks like a fucking pig but everyone thinks he's attractive. Heck look at fucking pajeet bollywood actors and yet tons of white women find them attractive

>> No.15186676 [DELETED] 

>>15186582
>you're missing the point with the "wet" comment:
NO, you are missing the point!
the point is that nobody gives a fuck about any of that. Only fucking faggots concern themselves about useless bullshit like that. Not to mention you sound like a 15 year old thinking that women can only like you for money or looks. Or well maybe you are just that unlikeable

The point still stands, fuck off to some other place and leave this board for biz talk, not for speculating what women find attractive

>> No.15186685

>>15186452
>trumpspeak
>seething
Poorfag cope.

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>>15184048
bitch please ... are you forgetting the Rotschild family and all the black nobility http://thebabylonmatrix.com/index.php?title=911:Black_nobility

>> No.15186751

>>15185191
They fly to tiny private islands in the Caribbean on friday, get their jollies in having sex with single digit aged girls there over the weekend as well as other sick demonic sacrificial rituals, and fly back to D.C by Sunday night. All in a day's work on Capitol Hill

>> No.15187785

>>15186657
It's not money though, nor the looks, it's the self assuredness. If you feel cool and have good awareness of your surroundings and the cues of non-verbal communication, you'll get laid 100%.

>> No.15187826

>>15183905
If I had that much money, I'd buy Miss Alice, Remy LaCroix, Kendra Lust, Brandi Love, Dillion Harper, Lily Love, Luna Star, Xev, Vina Sky, Daisy Stone, Karlee Grey, and Jada Stevens.

>> No.15188042

>>15186539
If you've ever bought crypto, you've indirectly paid for me to retire and lose my virginity to prostitutes.
t. 2011 bitcoin investor and former incel

>> No.15188170

Fuck i wonder What hormonal cocktail bezos injects

>> No.15188178

>>15183924
pay google to photoshop every photo posted of you to make you taller and give you hair. easy

>> No.15188253

Jeff Bezos bought NOIA and may implement their segment routing into amazon cloud

>> No.15189121
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>>15185191
Leo would have a vasectomy for sure. Can freeze your sperm for way longer than a decade if you decide on having kids, or just reverse vasectomy.

>> No.15189129

>>15184375
What power? He's just the CEO of some corporation, not a political leader who's actions can affect the entire world like Trump, Putin or Xi Jinping

>> No.15189161

>>15189129
Another poorfag cope.
Jeff Bezos is the 5th most powerful human in the world. https://www.forbes.com/powerful-people/list/

>> No.15189169

>>15184344
Reddit tier fantasy

>> No.15189216

>>15183905
>shaved chest
lol - lest we forget tho:
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1018724/000119312517120198/d373368dex991.htm
Bozos was a fucking based CEO. One whose dick and roids and midlife crisis standard issue skank led to even him waking up in Day 2. But he -was- one of the best, no argument

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15189241

completely and utterly btfo by an old ugly roastie

>> No.15189332

>>15189161
He might be the most powerful businessman but that type of power is nowhere comparable to political power. The first 3 in that list could easily turn him into a millionaire again, that is power.

>> No.15189926

>>15183905
Her face literally looks like a man. How can you not do better with 40 billion?

>> No.15190405

>>15183905
bezos should just pump all the shitcoins for fun