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Was in bed with girlfriend when I woke up and had to fart. She super light sleeper so I pulled one cheek to the side to pass silently. Shat bed. HER BED AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15155660

>>15155636
ok

>> No.15155670
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15155670

>then I posted on /biz/

>> No.15155692

>wake her up
>"Stacy, wtf. Do you have weak anus muscles or something?"

>> No.15155703

>>15155636
RIP

>> No.15155707

>>15155636
lol nice

>> No.15155975

BIZ WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I'M STILL LAYING HERE AND THERE'S LIKE A PINT OF SHIT IN THE BED. I CAN'T GET OUT OR SHE'LL WAKE UP. WHAT DO I DO AND HOW DO I PROFIT FROM THIS?

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>>15155636
The only thing to do is admit it so she has the upper ground in the relationship. She will now
>ask for 3's with you and a man
>say she needs "nights off"
>will ask for money and threaten you
It's unironically over anon, you pooped the bed

>> No.15156035

>>15155975

Stay in it all night like the faggot you are

Or stop larping and go all in on BTC you cretin

>> No.15156053

>>15155975
Smear a bit on her ass than fuck off and leave a note saying 'ew wtf you shat yourself at night, i went home'

>> No.15156108

>>15155975
Send pic and I'll help you. Silence phone before the taking the pic. Don't shot her face

>> No.15156119

>>15155975
How much you shitted anon

>> No.15156149

how did /biz/ degenerate to threads like this? /b/ and /pol/ are almost reddit level cancer at this point.