My whore mom is kicking me out of the ihouse. Should I just give her 204 LInk?

[Anonymous No.15147250]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.15147264]

>>15147250
>your average linktard

[Anonymous No.15147271]

Ur such a phaggot, go back to the basement and eat California chocolate you /pol/ tard.

[Anonymous No.15147278]

>>15147250
Knock her out once so she fears you

[Anonymous No.15147316]

Sell all your link and buy a trailer. Work 30 hours at a fast food place that gives you health insurance. That should be enough to pay for the electricity and you'll get free food all the time. When you have a heart attack just pay your deductible and never go back to work. Collect disability for the rest of your life. Continue to build your link empire once you have neet status.

[Anonymous No.15147322]

Also, make sure you're in her will. That'll be a phat stack of extra linkies after you do whatever you do to her.

[Anonymous No.15147344]

Get some new pasta you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.15147375]

>>15147250
Quality shitpost my friend, well shitpost’d

[Anonymous No.15147398]

>>15147344
Suck my cock nigger