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>> No.15140051

Kek, he's going to turn his ex wife into a bag holder

>> No.15140066

>>15140020
he won't employ more people to write a hello world. the money goes straight to hookers and coke

>> No.15140077

>>15140051
Oh, what if he decides to dump as well?

>> No.15140184

>>15140020
Well fuck it amazon going to $0 according to /biz/

>> No.15140206

>>15140066
>the money goes straight to hookers and coke
That's a lot of hookers, but most importantly, even if you have one million dollars, that's not enough to make it.

1 Hooker: $10,000 for 24 hours
1 Million dollars: 100 days of hookers.

So if you ever wanted to start your own porn company, for example, one million dollars would only pay for 100 videos at best, not counting website hosting, marketing, and cameras. The more you know!

>> No.15140212

>>15140051

Not really a bagholder when she didn't contribute anything in the first place.

>> No.15140214

>>15140020
OH NONONONO I HOLD AMAZON AND LINK THEY ARE ALL DUMPING TO MEEEEE IM NOT A DUMP TRUCK YOU FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15140218

The Bigger Short

>> No.15140268

>>15140206
>1 Hooker: $10,000 for 24 hours
Pretty sure you can find cheaper

>> No.15140281

>>15140206
>1 Hooker: $10,000 for 24 hours
that's an fucking expensive hooker anon

>> No.15140286

>>15140268
Not really. Major pornstars charge $2500 for an hour of escorting. So $10,000 is at a discount and even includes travel.

>> No.15140310

>porn company
>one million dollars would only pay for 100 videos
had a top giggle over that senpai

>> No.15140318

>>15140206
he cashed out 990 million $
for 10k$ you can fuck a 11/10
holy shit becoming a billionaire does solve the incel problem

>> No.15140367

>>15140318
The government could give sex grants to incels in order to prevent future shootings

>> No.15140370

>>15140318
>he cashed out 990 million $
>for 10k$ you can fuck a 11/10
>holy shit becoming a billionaire does solve the incel problem
True. For 990 million dollars you can fuck one 11/10 for over 270 years, every day.

So how do I get started? Someone help an anon out.

>> No.15140401

>post yfw watching the most expensive divorce in history catalyze the dumps which fundamentally begin the worst market crash since evar

>> No.15140414
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15140414

>>15140020
i was going to short Amazon at $2k as well

>> No.15141281

>>15140020
amazon would have to revert back to having 0 users first

>> No.15141301

The difference is amazon isn't a vaporware scam. People are probably happy to get the equity.

>> No.15141381

>>15140370
Invest in a diversified basket of low cap alts:

EdenChain is a good start.

>> No.15141456

>>15141301
You know that amazon invests all their money, right? Of course they wouldn't become irrelevant, but several of their sectors would be affected in case something happens to the economy. Of course they've been through several crashes and bubbles and so on but never this big

>> No.15141481

>>15140077
>he
Checked and well played