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15114567 No.15114567 [Reply] [Original]

I want to start a business but I need ideas.... If I like your idea I will send you btc.

>> No.15114581

Blueberry cookies

>> No.15114593

>>15114567
ass exercise gym

>> No.15114597

sex doll brothel

>> No.15114607

CBD honey

>> No.15114609

New or updated paranormal investigative tools.

>> No.15114617

>>15114567
Brapper

>> No.15114619

>>15114567
Planned Unit Development for NEETS.

>> No.15114642

arcade game wristbands

>> No.15114647

>>15114567
Kava bar if you're in a large city.

>> No.15114664

Make money by fuck prostitute

>> No.15114676
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>>15114567
Bubble tea store with cute aesthetic in popular trainstation or hangout spot.

Pay up sucker.

>> No.15114745

>>15114617
Indeed.

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>>15114567
like kimchi and cheap perfume

>> No.15114783

>>15114664

This sounds based. How do I do this?

>> No.15114787

>>15114647
Mix with Pepsi and lime?

>> No.15114794

>>15114567
become a crypto broker for boomers.
all you do all day is trade crypto, may as well do it for them too.

>> No.15114798

>>15114567
Get a sprinter van and start running hot shots. Basically you show up at a warehouse they give you a box/pallet/crate, you drive it a few hundred miles, get paid a few hundred bucks.

>> No.15114799

>>15114567
NEET/incel disposal facilities.

>> No.15114844

Design and sell a buzzer/alert system for children's car seats that alerts the driver that a child/baby is still in the car seat when a car is parked or the ignition is off. Car seats are mandatory for children under a certain weight so car seats will always sell and eventually a alert system to tell adults that children are still in there seats will be mandatory as well, due to 100's of baking to death in a hot car every year. If you can be one of the first company's to design, patent and sell these alert system you and your company will become rich and known as hero's for saving children from baking to death. Also with these alert systems in place paremts who accidentally murder their children will always be held accountable for there actions/negligence. Just let me know when you want to send me some BTC. Also when you do create this alert system let the media know the idea came from 4chan and not all 4chan people are monsters.

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>>15114567
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It cost me $1500 to start up an commercial office cleaning business, that's LLC supplies website and business cards,the easiest money I've made in my love it gets even better when you hire someone else to do the work.
Easiest cheapest option to start a business without much risk to lose it all but it only takes a couple contracts for weekly cleans before you're rolling in the dough.

Your welcome

>> No.15114912

>>15114597
I unironically want to do this

>> No.15115035

So I'm gonna tell you one which is quite lucrative.
Sealing driveways.
You get sealer and a couple of brushes and a spray for applying chemicals.
Charge people per sq ft. Looking at 750 per driveway. (From cleaning to sealing to waiting for it to dry and applying additional coat) cost of supplies minimal.
You clean the driveway of dust and debris and then you apply sealer. Wait for it to dry
During this time , do another client. Come by and apply chemicals to seal it.
Get paid 750 and cost of materials roughly 70-80 bucks. (Do this 4 times a day. , 3k a day) Also what you want to target are nice big homes with exposed aggregate. Those will net you a lot because they can pay a premium for the sealer. (Big houses equals big money)

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>> No.15115038

>>15114904
Is this 50 year old still freaking posting on biz

>> No.15115041
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>>15114567
>Pimp soft core camhores (Like bell delphine)
>Rape Allegation Gambling Ring (Must know truth to make guarenteed profit)
>Peddle Conspiracies (Outrage Sells/ Alex Jones)
>Mentally Gymnastics Con Artist (Sell false syllogisms attributed to low effort work)
>Sell Netflix account access or etc for half the price
>etc...

>> No.15115115
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>>15114567
Just open up a Minecraft server

>> No.15115125

>>15115041
How I make profit of the paid accounts?

>> No.15115150

>>15115125
You only pay for one account, and sell access to multiple people for half the price if you're talking about the netflix account. If you have more than 2 buyers, you're already making a profit.

If you're talking about the camwhores, the girls make the accounts and pay you to hype them up less morally outstanding areas of the internet, while collecting feedback on they want so you make the camgirl attract their attention.

>> No.15115165

>>15115115
what the fuck do people pay for on a minecraft server

>> No.15115275

Sell vape parts to zoomers

>> No.15115296
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>>15114567

>> No.15115385

>>15115296
Better than hollywood baby

>> No.15115398

>>15114597
>>15114912
Imagine having to clean up after the patrons

>> No.15115470

>>15115385
https://www.asiaone.com/china/popular-live-streamer-thought-be-young-woman-exposed-58-year-old-chinese-granny

>> No.15115472

>>15114904
I have no idea what you're trying to say here, or what your idea involves

>> No.15115508

>>15115398
Pay a pajeet to do it

>> No.15115548

Obviously no one is giving out BTC but of all these ideas which do you think is most profitable and doable?

>> No.15115604

A wingman service. Incels can hire a chad wingman to accompany them to a bar / event to help then get laid

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>> No.15115665 [DELETED] 

>>15114567
The minimalist/barefoot shoe thing will take off very soon as soon as people figure out how much better they are than traditional shoes. If I had a few grand I’d get some of those made and launch that way.

>> No.15115683

>>15115604
>thinking a chad can help an absolute weirdo have sex

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>>15115665
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>> No.15115691

>>15115296
she looks alien in both desu

>> No.15115702

>>15114567
>The minimalist/barefoot shoe thing will take off very soon as soon as people figure out how much better they are than traditional shoes. If I had a few grand I’d get some of those made and launch that way.

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>> No.15115703

>>15115683
He can if he fucks the incel

>> No.15115711

>>15115683
Might be just the thing a guy like you needs

>> No.15116155
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>>15114567
Real advice here

Invest in safely set up SENT nodes with unlimited data in multiple locations, sit back while it goes live, and watch the satoshis coming in like Stacys coming to a frat party.

Best thing is, it barely costs you anything to set up, but it's gonna be profitable as fuck.

>be like me
>do this
>???
>profit

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>> No.15116262

>>15114567

hi. im telepathic
give me btc

idea: customer support online where everyone receives the problem as a notif, they all submit answers, and then they all vote on the answers
next thing you know all the data is sent to the customer with voting data as well
well informed customers!: )

>> No.15116298

>>15114904
unironically this.

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>>15114617
I see you marine.

>> No.15116470

>>15116414
did brap token actually manage to find girls to promote the coin?

>> No.15116486

>>15116470
Yes around 5 so far

>> No.15116529

>>15116470
Like the anon below said, 5. That's only within 3 days after verification was released, but I know for a fact there are 2 more coming soon, one in Mexico, another in America.

>> No.15116536

>>15114567

easy biz:
drop ship knockoffs of successful products seen on Shark Tank, or just products that are catching popularity fast..

harder biz:
shrimp farming

>> No.15116540

>>15114567
A vegan fast food place but the food is all cooked in lard.
>"But anon, lard is made from animal fat!"
Yes
Fuck vegans

>> No.15116545

shrimp farming

>> No.15116548

>>15114567

Just felt like saying this:

I have never seen asian girls with such huge assets, dear lord

>> No.15116632

>>15115398
"Scrub those rubber cunts wagie, Mr. McShekelstien wants to be able to see his reflection in their assholes."

>> No.15116642
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>>15116545
crab catching

>> No.15116808

>>15116540
how is that fucking vegans? you're literally feeding them better than they would otherwise, if you want to kill vegans just open an actual vegan restaurant

>> No.15116938

>>15115041
I really like this gif

>> No.15116963

>>15114567

find me at ioxaos@protonmail.com if this is not datamining thread

>> No.15116965

Uber for kidz

>> No.15116979

Oh yes just take my genius idea OP hahahaha
Sage

>> No.15117033

>>15115398
hire some janny

>> No.15117037

>>15115035
How saturated is the market? Would it take me several months of marketing to be doing 2-3 a day 5 times a week? What's the best way to find customers or any other advice? Very interested and will unironically send you .1 btc if I find success with this

>> No.15117051

>>15114567
brothel but just for groping
any girl can go there and earn money by letting guys grope
you take a % of what the girls make + sell some beer and a have a couple of pool tables
since it isn't sex it's completely legal

>> No.15117102

1. capsule hotel that is affordable for homeless people.
2. a cab company that accepts homeless drivers.
3. a restaurant for kids.

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>>15114567
learn chineses

>> No.15117157

>>15115296
wtf her knuckles are nowhere near her face

>> No.15117248

>>15114567
Make a app like uber but for prostitutes/escorts.

>> No.15117335

tech start up in power generation.
literally attack the market in the field of capacity as it's very poorly understood.
you implement that shit out, you get paid for the life of the society

>> No.15117395

Start a consultancy advising people on improving their CVs. Some people are desperate for this, especially students who just graduated. You don't even have to know anything about it, just take a giant shit on every CV you see and people will think you know what you're talking about.

Basically any consultancy geared towards young people works, because they generally don't know shit.

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>> No.15117685

Dark rooms/masquerade where people can speak and socialize freely without consequence. Different rooms for different topics like Vidya/movies/music/etc. Imagine 4chan but for awkward urban yuppies. The entire point is to get people talking with other people they normally wouldn't/couldn't.

Serve some basic food items like drinks and delifood.

BTC: 3QKNVA9NqgMo3smgAUe8x4WSG7xhbVtjX2

>> No.15117695

>>15115711
C O P E. Not all of us are weirdo losers like yourself anon.

>> No.15117883

>>15115165
kids are drawn to pay to win features, so minecraft servers sell privileges. like what kind of commands u can use

also cosmetics and chat titles, the classic way to monetize without breaking a game

>> No.15117886

>>15114567
Lead mining

>> No.15117888

>>15114642
Explain?

>> No.15117895

>>15114798
How to start?

>> No.15117896

>>15117685
God can you imagine the smell

>> No.15117908

>>15117883
Thanks for answering, I actually looked into it a little. Tebex seems cool.

I looked at some existing minecraft server stores too. Does every server create their own skins, or do people just rip off existing skins?

Promoting a minecraft server seems a little tricky, I imagine any less than 100 players daily and you are just wasting your time.

>> No.15118164

>>15114783
Record it and put it on the internet.

>> No.15118179

>>15114567
I can't believe I used to be attracted to Asian women.

>> No.15118195

>>15117896
Should I ask for BRAP instead?

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>>15115115
I am trying to get one going on a gentoo server...Are you using that Java run software or am I missing something???Could you explain breefly how you set it up??

>> No.15118289

>>15114567
Chick-fil-A
>Cheap
>Make a shit ton of money
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>> No.15118971

>>15114567
They look like they’re wearing XL diapers

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>>15115115
man i have done what you did i was searching for you everywhere, please add me on discord: jetix#3421

>> No.15119248

Braps in a can

This will make you a millionaire

>> No.15119271

>>15114567
what country those hoes in?

>> No.15119272

>>15114567
Why has no one asked for sauce

>> No.15119397

>>15115115
based minecraft server anon

>> No.15119400

>>15114567
I want to raise a billion dollars in venture capital by finding a thot in a turtleneck to make the following pitch in a deep voice: "the Internet, but, like, for cupcakes?"
Then take the money and run and get GRIDS from ladyboy hookers in Thailand.

>> No.15119464

>>15116155
Do you mean SEND?

>> No.15119505

>>15114567
invest in a cactus farm(with the new way they found to make plastic out of cactus i think it can have a future)

otherwise some insects farm for the vegan shit as it's actually working pretty well these days

>> No.15119654

>>15117037
I worked in a couple of rich areas so after we finished the house , and there was a beautiful shine on their driveways , we would put a sign on their lawn and all of the neighbours would want it because it looked so good. (Monkey see monkey do)
It only took us 4 houses (or about a week) to get it rolling but once it did start rolling , we started hitting about 5-6 homes a day. (mind you that we had a truck that would take us to the locations and travelling actually took more time than actually doing the sealing for the driveway)
There was a day where we did an entire crescent (which was roughly 8 homes in the same area) Another bonus. Sometimes there would be a lonely milf and we would get some loving sometimes when the husband was away. I'll hold you to sending me 0.1 BTC :)

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>>15115470
she was pretending to be an anime not a real person you dolt

>> No.15119682

Komucha bar.

>> No.15119707

>>15114567
Dude... thicc asians has to be the hottest women in the world. Clearly from China or Hong Kong.

>> No.15119708

>>15114904
Anon you realize corporations hire Mexicans for this work

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Why are asian women so perfect? I feel like they're gods gift to man, specifically white and asian men. They're like goddesses walking the earth.