/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15097508]

I bought a tesla model 3 on 100% finance... 10 year plan
Please tell me its fine...

Im going to rent it out on rent a car apps and make money....

[Anonymous No.15097521]

>>15097508
this is more retarded than chainlink

[Anonymous No.15097527]

>>15097508

[Anonymous No.15097541]

>>15097508
Ouch anon, getting service on these can be a real bitch.
They make for good second cars to pick up enviro green thots though.

[Anonymous No.15097576]

>spontaneously catches on fire and explodes while driving to wagecuck job one day
>OP turns into a literal link wojak from the burns

[Anonymous No.15097623]

>>15097508
You should be fine if you turn it into a self driving taxi. You'll have to clean up jizz. A lot of jizz

[Anonymous No.15097681]

>>15097623
>>15097576
>>15097541
>>15097527
>>15097521
B.. B..but its a low 600dollar a month downpayment plan

[Anonymous No.15097697]

>>15097681

[Anonymous No.15097834]

>>15097681
Get those wet wipes that mothers use on their kids. It really picks up that jizz and will rewet it if it's a hardened lump of jizz juice.
If you don't have them you can also use your tongue.

[Anonymous No.15097861]

>>15097508
i hope this is a larp....

[Anonymous No.15097872]

>>15097508
>he fell for the tesla uber meme
yeah anon they're going to send a firmware update to your desla and it will be capable of ride sharing while you sit on your ass at home.

[Anonymous No.15097901]

>>15097872
But elon said so

[Anonymous No.15097921]

>>15097861
Its not.. Should i cancel it and why

[Anonymous No.15097946]

>>15097508
if you make over $600 a month then you're fine but in actuality if you're not making a large profit you'd lose money. you have to pay to charge it etc

[Anonymous No.15097968]

>>15097508
CHAINLINK IS A SCAM

[Anonymous No.15097975]

>>15097946
But if i rent it for 100 a day
And for just 6 days a. Month i have a free car?

[Anonymous No.15097980]

>buying the most depreciating asset on the planet with loan
>increasing wealth
pick one

[Anonymous No.15097987]

>>15097921
LARP
IoT toy cars aren't a good investment just yet

[Anonymous No.15097997]

>>15097975
i hope you're trolling. why wouldn't you do it for 14 days? that's $1400 a month. assuming you spend $2-300 in charging (i have no idea how much it costs) that's $500 profit just for having a car. you can spend the extra on the car payment or invest in something else

[Anonymous No.15098017]

>>15097975
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.15098021]

>>15097508
cucked

[Anonymous No.15098033]

Please stop laughing at me

[Anonymous No.15098040]

>>15097975
>rent car
>some nigger crashes it
>can't sue because you're running an unlicensed illegal business
>still have to pay $600 a month
great fucking idea

[Anonymous No.15098059]

>>15097681
>$600/month for 10 years
jesus christ anon. I financed my mazda 3 and its only $150 USD/month for 7 years. Did you buy the highest possible trim with every little thing the dealer could add in?

[Anonymous No.15098087]

>>15097508
>I bought a tesla model 3 on 100% finance... 10 year plan
>Please tell me its fine...
>Im going to rent it out on rent a car apps and make money....

>I bought
>10 year plan
I'm sorry I don't speak credit card land language.

T. Eurodebit

[Anonymous No.15098113]

>>15097975
your new tesla will have the shit beaten out of it by retards, significantly increasing depreciation. In 5 yrs the car will be fucked, suspension ruined, interior ripped, paint scratched etc ect, let alone what it will look like in 10 years. Nobody wants to rent a shitbox 8yr old tesla

You're assuming it will be easy to find renters. People will not be beating your door down to rent a run of the mill model 3.

have you seen the market for used rentals? they are worthless, trashed shitboxes after a few years, meanwhile you have to continue paying for it long after it has any commercial or resale value.

insurance - have you thought about this? it's expensive on rental cars.

It's not like budget rent a corolla are rolling in fat stacks - what makes you think you can do a better job then them?

$600 per month is gonna hurt when the car is worth $5k

[Anonymous No.15098133]

>>15098040
Its legal on those apps you rent out cara on
They are also insured by the app

[Anonymous No.15098144]

>>15098059
Yes the performance with extras

[Anonymous No.15098162]

>>15098144
>Yes the performance with extras
Shouldve opted for a mid trim and not the top of the line. The extra shit dealers tack on always end up being expensive as fuck. I hope you enjoy the car though.

[Anonymous No.15098244]

>>15097508
At least I'm not this guy.

[Anonymous No.15098379]

>>1509824
Kys

[Anonymous No.15098404]

>>15098244
Dilate

[Anonymous No.15098413]

>>15097576
>spontaneously catches on fire and explodes while driving to wagecuck job one day

This would be preferable to another day of cuckin it.

[Anonymous No.15098424]

>>15097508
I've never financed or purchased a new car and I never will and it's not for a lack of income

[Anonymous No.15098435]

>>15097946
How much could someone pull in a month doing this in a medium sized city?

[Anonymous No.15098442]

>>15098033
>

[Anonymous No.15098467]

>>15098442
Thanks friend

[Anonymous No.15098488]

>>15097508
Lmao are you me OP

[Anonymous No.15098518]

>>15098488
You did this?

[Anonymous No.15098664]

>>15098424
Dilste

[Anonymous No.15098906]

>>15098113
BTFO
T
F
O

[Anonymous No.15098924]

>>15098906
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.15098930]

Fucking retard put that money in link

[Anonymous No.15099005]

>>15098930
Kys fag

[Anonymous No.15099517]

>>15098924
Lol chill OP. I got a model 3 too (normal long range dual motor one) and I BTFO /o/tists on the road daily. You'll like the car bro, congrats.

[Anonymous No.15100324]

>>15099517
Kys

[Anonymous No.15100425]

>>15100324
Gdiaf stupid faggot. SAGE

[Anonymous No.15100543]

>>15097508

At least you didn't buy Tesla stock

[Anonymous No.15100561]

>>15097508
You financed a car. For ten years. That's one decade. Monthly payments, for ten years. Which again, is an entire decade. For a car. What about that sounded like a good idea exactly?

[Anonymous No.15100616]

>>15097508
>100% finance... 10 year plan
Sounds /biz/logical
>Im going to rent it out on rent a car apps and make money....
>make money....
LOL

Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.15100636]

>>15097834
>If you don't have them you can also use your tongue

he's used to that from cleaning up after his bull.

[Anonymous No.15100638]

>>15100561
lol this.

less than five years you will be paying for nothing as car value drops day-by-day.

[Anonymous No.15100684]

>>15100638
>>15100636
>>15100616
Cringe

[Anonymous No.15100729]

>>15100684
>Cringe
Kek, what the fuck did you think (((we))) would say.
>MUH good job OP, you did good

[Anonymous No.15100768]

>>15100729
Seething dilate

[Anonymous No.15100769]

>>15097508

You're fine. Once Tesla robotaxi service launches the demand from entrepreneurs and businesses will push self driving cars in the $150-200k for even the cheapest modle today. For the first time a car will be an appreciating asset.

[Anonymous No.15100776]

How's that 5 hour full charge and more environmental hazard than gasoline working for you?

[Anonymous No.15100791]

>>15100776
Pretty good. I scoff at the NPCs that still deal with """people""" that traverse at gas stations

[Anonymous No.15100809]

>financing a car

Why don't you burgers just get a cheap car and save for a better one

[Anonymous No.15100871]

>>15100769
Not true. Most of it is open source, once self-driving tech is developed to its potential there will be a device that is put on the top of your car and eventually every car will have the capability of self-driving.

[Anonymous No.15101041]

>>15100809
Kys

[Anonymous No.15101052]

>>15100871
>, once self-driving tech is developed to its potential there will be a device that is put on the top of your car and eventually every car will have the capability of self-driving.
Probably the dumbest thing Ive ever read. Never change /biz

[Anonymous No.15101063]

> 10 year plan on a depreciating asset

[Anonymous No.15101073]

>>15101052
Dilate

[Anonymous No.15101099]

>>15100769
>>15101052
Its literally vaporware though

[Anonymous No.15101168]

>>15097508
when did you get it? what apps allow you to rent it out?

[Anonymous No.15101184]

>>15097508
Why would you be so willing to go so deep into debt with no guarantee of paying it off? This was a horrible business idea

[Anonymous No.15101435]

>>15101052
lol you idiot, funny something I speculated is already in developmental or even better comma.ai

[Anonymous No.15101637]

>>15101435
Filate

[Anonymous No.15101745]

>>15101637
fuck off nigger i'm just drunk

[Anonymous No.15102384]

>>15100769
Kys

[Anonymous No.15102408]

>>15097623
They’ll have AI that will recognize and flag jizz very soon. No worries bud

[Anonymous No.15102640]

>>15102408
Ur mom

[Anonymous No.15103007]

Actually while we are at it, has anyone used Turo? How is it? Can I find someone who would let me drive their manual if I need the experience

[Anonymous No.15103235]

>>15097508

I once rented an Audi A7 - All the tyres were curb damaged and needed replacing. £150 per tyre and £40 per alloy refurb. Thats £190 per corner. The damage was done by previous retards renting the car.

Not worth it dude unless you hold a deposit of £1000 and charge them for any minor damage.

[Anonymous No.15103273]

>>15101168
Turo

[Anonymous No.15103307]

>>15097576
Don’t be silly, they only explode when you’ve been saying naughty things about certain groups of people.
I’m sure OP isn’t silly enough to have wrong opinions now, is he?

[Anonymous No.15103338]

>>15103235
Wrong

[Anonymous No.15103366]

He bought. Load fast and furious.

[Anonymous No.15103374]

I'll never understand these high-risk low-reward schemes.

[Anonymous No.15103385]

>>15103366
TEACH ME HOW TO DRIFT

[Anonymous No.15103619]

>>15103374
Low IQ people are attracted by superficial markers of status and don’t understand probability, risk or statistics (by design of the school curriculum). This guy got sucked because of the shiny NEW TESLA and RENT IT OUT = FREE MONEY

[Anonymous No.15103643]

>>15103385

[Anonymous No.15104256]

>>15097508
the car will literally probably randomly blow up long before your 10 years is up. lol

[Anonymous No.15104848]

I'm thinking about paying cash for a Lincoln mkz. I've heard that dealers are pushy faggots about forcing financing tho

[Anonymous No.15105265]

>>15100776
>tfw I bought used model S for 33k
>tfw live 3 minutes away from tesla superchargers at my local mall
>tfw they are FREE and I charge my car at 1 am
>tfw lost my virginity due to tesla, name dropping the brand at hipster bars drops massive zoomer credit
I should've bought a Model X, I can unironically live in one and never pay for travelling.

[Anonymous No.15105272]

>>15097508

Yeah some rentee is going to wreck it and your existence. Get insured to the max and hope for the crash.

[Anonymous No.15105286]

>>15098059

>only

Why buy things you clearly can't afford

[Anonymous No.15105856]

>>15097508
Why buy such an expensive electric vehicle in the land of cheap gasoline? Get a fucking civic.

[Anonymous No.15105857]

>>15097834
Wet wipes clean everything.

[Anonymous No.15106172]

>>15103374
>>15105856
Kys

[Anonymous No.15107140]

why are all you retards thinking some retard is going to wreck it or damage it?
This is a pretty popular thing to do in my country in the main cities, cuz people don't bother to buy their own car. Especially big apartment buildings, some people rent their car out through various apps. They all have to signs waivers, the guy that owns the car takes pictures of the car before it's rented out, and if anything is damaged, or not the way it was before it got rented out, you owe him a depositum + repairs.

[Anonymous No.15108039]

why o why someone buys these fkin shitty evs