Taking out a loan for crypto projects

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Taking out a loan for crypto projects Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:11:55 2019 No.15092410 [Reply] [Original]

Hi /biz/
How do I convince my shitty bank to loan me €20k?
I'm currently depositing €1k/month (average monthly salary here) to my bank and pretending I'm actually working.
I've forged a work contract when opening my account (actual requirement by the bank)

I've a few projects that I'd like to lauch and mining will take a lot of the funds, but how tf do I explain this to the bank?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:19:06 2019 No.15092452 >admitting online you committed forgery to the banking system Never gonna make it but nonetheless based and riskpilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:24:06 2019 No.15092488 It's so easy these days to get a loan. Just go ahead an ask. Seriously. You're gonna get JUST'd hard though

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:27:44 2019 No.15092521 i know i can get approved easily for a small personal loan 2k-5k but i'm too much of a pussy and i know i'll regret not doing it in a year i just want more link bros :(

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