>coming home from the weed store >random guy asks me if I wanna do him I favor >I tell him not really >tells me to fuck off >stand there for a second, "well?" >offers me $5 to play decoy while he shoplifts from the liquor store what do I do /biz/?

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Anonymous Fri Sep 16 21:17:08 2016 No.1507379 [Reply] [Original]

>coming home from the weed store
>random guy asks me if I wanna do him I favor
>I tell him not really
>tells me to fuck off
>stand there for a second, "well?"
>offers me $5 to play decoy while he shoplifts from the liquor store
what do I do /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 21:22:28 2016 No.1507384 Say no because $5 is less than half an hour of minimum wage in Ontario and isnt worth being an accomplice to a crime, no matter how little.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:42:04 2016 No.1508171

>>1507379
>say yes
>go in
>tell store clerk the guy is shoplifting
>watch as security apprehends him
>watch as the police take him away
>smile at him the whole time
>accept your reward: some store credit
>sell your store credit to an alcoholic at a 10% discount

congrats you just made more than $5

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