Chucke Cheese Tokens-Currency of the Future

[Anonymous No.15066483]

We should adopt a system that accepts Chucke Cheese tokens as currency. Imagine buying a new Lamborghini with 153,345,654 Chucke Cheese tokens. The grind is real!

[Anonymous No.15066564]

>>15066483
Congratulations anon you win

[Anonymous No.15066683]

>>15066483
Bro that sounds legendary! You’d see strippers at the club being pelted with Chucke Cheese tokens and it would make bank robberies interesting. How would this impact the structure of the banking system?

[Anonymous No.15066718]

>>15066483
B

[Anonymous No.15066735]

>>15066483
Bro that sounds legendary! You’d see strippers at the club being pelted with Chucke Cheese tokens and it would make bank robberies interesting. How would this impact the structure of the banking system?

[Anonymous No.15066743]

You dont have enough tickets

[Anonymous No.15066763]

Post yfw the Chuck E Cheese market fails

[Anonymous No.15066787]

>>15066483
Chucke Cheese
Where a kid can be a kid. Wonderful

[Anonymous No.15066808]

chuck e cheese tokens have intrinsic value because you can exchange em for a pizza mouse plush

[Anonymous No.15066844]

>>15066808
So what's the exchange value to USD?

[Anonymous No.15066905]

>>15066735
a central bank of chucke cheese coins would be established so that 5 year olds can have someone to blame when their tokens fall out of their pocket in the ball pit. Users will also have a digital wallet. The vision is for these tokens to be used as the first "world currency" that will be usable in every country in the world.

[Anonymous No.15066930]

>>15066844
Chucke Cheese tokens are definitely the stronger currency. USD to CCT would be like $1=345,654 CCT approximately.

[Anonymous No.15066951]

>>15066763
Chucke Cheese tokens will be controlled and backed by some minion looking motherfuckers located in a remote location in South America

[Anonymous No.15067003]

>>15066930
Hold on, so you're telling me that the laffy taffy I can get for 30 tickets which can either be worth 1 CCT at minimum is valued differently here?

Explain. How han Laffy Taffy be inherently worth more at Chuck E Cheese?

[Anonymous No.15067130]

>>15066930
>>15067003
Yeah this doesn't make sense. You're going to tell me right now why the value is so fluid? How do tickets fit into the equation?

[Anonymous No.15067574]

>>15067130
Good question! This guy fails to include an explanation on the inflation rates and this tickets are incorporated in this proposed system.

[Anonymous No.15067587]

>>15066930
Shouldn’t it be the other way 1 CCT= $345,654 USD?

[Anonymous No.15067591]

>>15066483
Unironically Zuckbucks (a chuck-e-cheese token created out of thin air) is about to make me rich.

[Anonymous No.15067627]

>>15067587
Too Crazy a price imo. This is where laffy taffy comes in. The amount of cash it would take to buy laffy taffy is equal to the value of tickets.

[Anonymous No.15067896]

>>15067587
Yes that's correct. 1 CCT=$345,654 USD >>15067574
>>15067130
Tickets are factored in by exchange rate. The exchange rate is 1 CCT= 3 tickets approximately
>>15067003
A laffy taffy is worth inherently more at Chucke Cheese because kids see laffy taffys as an experimental drug.

[Anonymous No.15067937]

>>15067591
According to Chuckenomics 101, Zuckbucks are invalid because they are tainted by the dirty hands of Jews and need to be avoided so the Chuckeconomy does not become controlled by big nosed Jews. If Jews control the Chuckeconomy, it will no longer be clean but rather dirty and infested with Jewish policy.

[Anonymous No.15067956]

What positions have the political parties taken on this issue?

[Anonymous No.15068065]

>>15067956
Republicans would love to develop more experimental economies so they support this change in the system. Democrats find some value in this system but would rather it be controlled by Jews. Libertarians love experimenting so of course they support it. It allows for new ways to purchase weed.