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>>15052978

>> No.15054902
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*does nothing

>> No.15054907

First for HNNNNG

>> No.15054911
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Is there any trading advantage for having a 300+ iq?

>> No.15054913

AMD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15054912

AND THE CHOIR GIRLS SING
"OH OUR LORD, WILL SAVE US, WILL SAVE US!"

>> No.15054921

>>15054900
Dobber, if you see this and want to respond, here it is in the new thread >>15054900

>> No.15054922

Waiting for a pull back then entering LCI with long 10 dollar calls.

>> No.15054924

Is it worth getting into AMD at this point? I feel like it's too late.

>> No.15054929

target
2%
inflation

you are all retards who don't read the late night threads where I tell you everything

>> No.15054934

One day I hope my IQ will be high enough to make sense of stock trading and I won't have to be bullied anymore

>> No.15054935
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15054935

Whe the fuck THAT thot tho?

Guys? Why is Nuecor hitting my limit buys? Isn't steel a buy post-cut, pre-wall?

>>15054769
What the fuck is this...
>I see Demi Lardner as a challenge, more than anything.

>>15054849
>lying to the poor child
what happened? You get margin called?

>>15054924
I'd feel alright under $30

>> No.15054939
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NAK chads where we at?

>> No.15054942

>>15054924
Wait for it to hit 25$ or lower. Its a good company but theres no news in the pipeline to boost its value for awhile. You’ll want to long term hold it.

>> No.15054945

VGR

buy the dip for tomorrows entry to snp600

>> No.15054946

Well. This is it huh? Unlimited upside engaged

>> No.15054949

>>15054929
2% has been the target for like... years? What's new or revealing about that?

>> No.15054953

>>15054946
SILVIO EL STOCK MARKET NO WORKO!

>> No.15054955
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>>15054885
hot pic. too bad all women are whores.
>>15054900
yea my shares will be called away (not really, I'll roll the calls into next week. it's the same thing though). Amarin is just a few pennies above the strikes though so I'd still have made more money than just outright owning shares over the same time period.

>> No.15054960

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.15054965

>>15054939
NAK is THE premier mineless mine in the entire world

>> No.15054966

>>15054924
You can buy the dip but be sure to put a stop loss at 27$. I mean I dont see it closing below 27 but if it does AMD is in trouble

>> No.15054969
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Where's the "AMDchads Ryzen up" kid?

>> No.15054979
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>>15054960
fucking shit again...

>> No.15054981
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>>15054934
I will physically, gently, bully you forever no matter what your IQ is

>> No.15054992
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Who else here gonna refinance their mortgage...

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>>15054969
F

>> No.15055007

>>15054955
They really are whores.. a friend and I were just talking about whores being whores. He was asking me for some plastic because he has a squirter coming over.. said she had him put it in her ass the first night they met..... whores.....

>> No.15055009

>>15054995
anyone have the image for "does /smg/ dab every time they make a dollar profit?"

>> No.15055011

>>15054969
You know the old saying: what Ryzens up...

>> No.15055014

I'm but a passenger on this wild ride called the market; but can someone just tell me where we are going?

>> No.15055017

what the FUCK just happened?

>> No.15055022

big red dildo on sp

>> No.15055024
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WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH!
MY KNUCKLES HAVE TURNED TO WHITE!
(there's no turning back tonight)
KISS ME ONE LAST TIIIIMMEE

>> No.15055027
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Sheeeeeit

>> No.15055028

>>15055014
DOW 40K by eoy 2025

>> No.15055030

>>15055022
>>15055017
damn bois that's some red

>> No.15055041
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BULL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.15055044

>>15055017
you give the market what it wants and now that it got what it asked for it's going to throw a piss fit until it has more.

>> No.15055045

If you don't take ALL of your money and buy MSFT at 138 you're a fucking idiot.

>> No.15055046
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.15055047

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.15055048

>>15055028
Thanks

>> No.15055053
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>>15054955
Gotcha, so same diff - you'll get your money and just start the strat over. Also yes that chick is hot and not all women are whores but all IG "influencers" like her are terrible. Maybe I'm just assmad I can't post semi-nude pics of myself and get hundreds of thousands of followers and money and shit.

>> No.15055057

WHEN WILL THIS BE OGRE

>> No.15055058

>>15054913
HERE COMES THE DOUBLE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15055063

this is what happens when you pull some pussy shit like 25 bips

fucking faggot fed

>> No.15055065
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>> No.15055069

I thought this was priced in or some shit, they said stocks were shrugging it off, what the fuck is happening?

>> No.15055075

Whats up everybody? You guys getting sick returns on that short silver long vix?

>> No.15055080
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lets ride this bitch all they way down to Cheapiesville and then all they way back up to Gainsland!!!

>> No.15055095

aaaaaand we are back!

>> No.15055096
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Wouldn’t you know my AMD puts are skyrocketing

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Ok /smg/ this is stupid, and my money's committed. Time to take a break for another week. See you fags next monday when I'm making gains again.

Stay green cheese bags.

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FUCK YOU BOBO

>> No.15055102
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Why is "Alamy stock photo" plastered all over every picture on the internet?

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ok well obviously thanks to faggot fed we are now in a correction. spy will probably be red, like -5% at minimum this month. No need for puts, just write some credit spreads on it and buy on the dip.

>> No.15055112

OH MY GOD

>> No.15055114
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why does it keep going down bros
it dips and i think im good to buy back in but it keeps sinking

>> No.15055118

that wsj guy killed snp LMAO

>> No.15055122

>>15054960
>>15054979
It just wouldn't be the same if you remembered the image every time.

>> No.15055130
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wew

>> No.15055134

>>15055114
SELL BEFORE IT GOES BELOW $30
ITS OVER

>> No.15055139

One last post: levvy and option traders all btfo

>> No.15055141

BULLS GOT TOO GREEDY LMAO

>> No.15055146

>>15055134
cant ill get banned for day trading

>> No.15055147

What's the big sell off? I thought this was priced in?

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Ok you BTFD clowns. Get to work

>> No.15055160

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.15055162

IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

>> No.15055163

>>15055147
weak language, no insurance of 0.5

>> No.15055168

>>15055147
algos seeing 25 BPS in articles and dumping.

>> No.15055171

PES has done a volume of 13.35 million shares today and somehow is down overall. That shit does not compute.

>> No.15055176
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>>15055162

>> No.15055178

>>15055153
come on we're not even half way to circuit city. This has a ways to go still.

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Hop in faggot, we are going to 1000

>> No.15055181
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>> No.15055183

>>15055162
yes, yes traders, shed your tears. when the cheapies arrive I will scoop them all up

>> No.15055186
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>>15055063

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>>15055147

>> No.15055196

>>15055171
Everything is down bby

>> No.15055198

>>15055181
I haven't seen a waterfall pattern like that on SPY in a long time.

>> No.15055199
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>>15055176
Thanks for the AMD cheapies

>> No.15055202

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooown

>> No.15055212

I knew something was up when I was green for the entire day up until now

>> No.15055215
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>>15055199
unlimited upside guaranteed

>> No.15055222

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PRNJJ1-JO4

>> No.15055224

JESUS all of these limit buys I forgot about...

At least a lot of them are in SCHG and MO... which pay divvies and go back up.

>> No.15055225

Powell needs to either be fired for incompetence or arrested for treason. Get this joke off the stage he's single handedly destroying the us economy.

>> No.15055228

Welp, there goes my SPY calls, fuck

>> No.15055237

fucking jerome never should played this stupid game in the first place. now the expectation is of a even larger cut until there is nothing left to cut.

>> No.15055238

i hope hamas blows up intels hq

>> No.15055241

so fucking good I cashed out today

>> No.15055242
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This thing is up like 7% and running fast. Get in boys we're going to the moon.

>> No.15055243

What a shit day

>> No.15055245

Holy shit someone pressed the dump button on LCI

>> No.15055250

holy shit

>> No.15055251

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

DISCOUNT DAY

>> No.15055252
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I was up 2% at first. Now i'm -0.51%. STOP SELLING.

>> No.15055253

Why are we tanking? We got the rate cut?

>> No.15055259

AAAGGHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAAPPEBING I JUST CHECKED MY ROBBIEHOOD AAAGGHHHH WHYYYYYYY UNCLE JERRY WHY YYYYYYYYY

>> No.15055261

>>15055245
It's all a ruse man.. chill...

>> No.15055262

>>15055253
>>15055193

>> No.15055264

>>15055253
The rate cut wasnt as big as people were expecting and the language used made it sound like this is the only rate cut were going to get for a while

>> No.15055266

This is algo dumping, right?

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OH SHIT I ALMOST DID IT!

>> No.15055272
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Whelp what's the best way to kms or otherwise find something else to live for?

>> No.15055273
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aapl and bynd holding green in sea of red, gold dumping, eur entering crash mode

>> No.15055276
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Guess I won't get currency either.

>> No.15055278

>>15055266
obviously

>> No.15055282

We are going to hit circuit breakers soon holy shit. SPY Down 2% in like 15 minutes.

>> No.15055283

>>15055261
I'm still up 10% on my LCI, I just watched it go from 7.22 to 7.02 in a minute and thought I'd comment

>> No.15055285

TVIX crashing after I bought because of course

>> No.15055286

>>15055268
based

>> No.15055289

Us bull cucks are gonna need the power hour to end all power hours to recover at this rate

>> No.15055299

You'll cowards need to be buying spy long calls now

>> No.15055302

>>15055272
are you going to neck yourself over 19 bucks? get your shit straight nigga

>> No.15055307
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Wtf

>> No.15055309

WE NEED TO DUMP MORE! MY BUY ORDERS ARE CLOSE!

>> No.15055312

>>15055285
kek
me just dumped all TVIX here O_O
was waiting for chance for ever

>> No.15055317

>>15055302
I've lost closer to 100 over the last few weeks. It's a lot of money for a retail cuck

>> No.15055326
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Looks like we have ourselves a good ole fashioned clown market bros

>> No.15055334

SPX first target 2940, second target 2898

>> No.15055337

What's happening? Why are we all scared? Should I be scared too?

>> No.15055338
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IT HUUUURTS

>> No.15055342
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>> No.15055344
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dead cat bounce here

>> No.15055346

>>15055312
you HODLed tvix? A 2x leveredged vix ETF?

>> No.15055355
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heh.... is that all you've got bears?

>> No.15055358

>>15055337
because the feds have turned on the money tap only a smidgen and they aren't promising to open it up more. the PIGS NEED TO BE FED!

>> No.15055362
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>isn't the start of a lengthy cut cycle
why say anything you retarded fuck. just say we'll continue to evaluate the data as appropriate

>> No.15055365

uh... we back or is this a dumb dumb

>> No.15055374
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15055378

>>15055365
hmmmmm...... I want to long here, so that obviously means we're not finished yet.

>> No.15055383
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>> No.15055388
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>>15055302

>> No.15055393

>>15055299
I'm new. Can you be more specific? Which date at what price?

>> No.15055392

I miss Yellen

>> No.15055403

>>15055193
>>15055147
>>15055181
mutts (including Trump) still think markets run in realtime. when a fed cuts rates preventively that is a bad sign for the economy, only wall street grifters shills for liquidity, real investors want real growth not fake growth.

>> No.15055405

>>15055358
WE DEMAND NEGATIVE RATES. PAY ME MONEY FOR BORROWING OR ELSE I DON'T SPEND THE MONEY I DONT HAVE

>> No.15055415

TAKE ME DOWN
TO STOCK MARKET CITY
WHERE THE BEARS ARE MAD
AND THE CRASHES ARE SHITTY

>> No.15055422

>>15055362
An autist runs a body that moves world markets purely on interpersonal communication

>> No.15055426

>>The fed funds futures market now points to a 74% of at least a quarter point rate cut at the Fed’s September meeting

FEED ME JEROME

>> No.15055427

Everyone freaking out
Should be holding KNG and cash
And nothing else
Don't want to call you all r_tarda but that is what you are

https://youtu.be/IIhqTxvB2Ek

>> No.15055428

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

Glad I have almost all of my portfolio in long stocks.

Going long and writing calls is the way to go. Fuck this shit.

>> No.15055430

MORE CUTS
O
R
E

C
U
T
S

>> No.15055442

>>15054939
I have some nak

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>>15055362

>> No.15055447
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that was easiest dip buy of all time
must have been some stupid algo dumping

>> No.15055458

>markets actually throwing a tantrum to get their funny Fed money
>Jerome keeps caving
christ

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fugggg
my divvies better be really fuckin good

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>>15055346
m-me know what am d-doing O_O

>> No.15055470

Jerome is just babbling at this point.

>> No.15055475

Feels like last year's red October surprise market buttsex.

>> No.15055480

I bought 745 VOO shares the moment i heard about the rate cut. It's supposed to be good so why the fuck is it tanking. I am down $1500 instantly

What the hell am i forgetting

>> No.15055487

Based Dow Newswire guy begging him to save the market

>> No.15055489

> POWELL: I DIDN'T SAY IT'S JUST ONE RATE CUT

fucking lol

>> No.15055496
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15055496

We just saw a -2SD move boyz

flashy crashy

>> No.15055506

>>15054929
2% inflation of what? Kraft mac n cheese?

>> No.15055507

>>15055458
Do you actually try and listen to or read anything the fed says
Or pay attention to anything that happens in the liquidity markets around the world
R eee +ard

>> No.15055510

>>15055480
p r i c e d
i n

>> No.15055514

>>15055480
the cut was already priced in. the expectation on the off chance of a 50bip was what people were really betting on. now that the market has what it wants, what is actually left? NOTHING! the expectation now is that the feds will cut rates later.

>> No.15055517

>>15055489
Kek

>> No.15055519
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>>15055268
Baste baggie

>> No.15055526

>>15055507
>liquidity markets
you cant trade liquidity retard

>> No.15055527

This is unironically the last chance to sell AMD over 30 before we dump to ~17 again in October, fat rising wedge on the 1y

>> No.15055536

>>15055489
OFFICIAL FUCKING CLOWN MARKET

>> No.15055537

>Powell
>"We worry about financial stability all the time."

Keeps babbling causing the market to crash.

>> No.15055541

>below 3,000
ITS OVER

>> No.15055546

>>15055193
>"Mid-cycle"

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That's it? I want some real cheapies.

>> No.15055555

Kek. Now Powell suggest rate hikes.

This fucking guy.

>> No.15055557

Jerome is fucking everywhere.
>We might not cut rates and shit
>We might cut rates in the future
>We will probably hiking and cut long term

Like... is his goal to confuse the traders and make the markets dump?

>> No.15055558

>>15055458
I CALLED IT
>>15055489

>> No.15055571

>>15055537
Remember when that one guy told us banks had ample liquidity in December when no one asked?

>> No.15055574

I can't believe powell caved to trump's demands... Doesn't he know church and state are supposed to be separate?

>> No.15055577

>>15055557
Fed policy is decided by dice rolls

>> No.15055581

whelp its over gg bull market

>> No.15055582

The market really is a heroin addict. Pure shit fit incoming for a few months. Zero calm. Max panic. No reason.

It's happening.

>> No.15055589
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>>15055541
real time TVIX and SQQQ/TQQQ charts are great, even better in real time, 1m candles

>>15055555
checked, include me in the screencap

>> No.15055590

It's game fucking over.

>> No.15055591

>>15055574
Church = Money
State = Interest rates

>> No.15055595

>>15055496
yep kek !
actually more like 2.4σ !!!!

>> No.15055597

>>15055447
This guy is probably banging his foxnews class mate now.

>> No.15055606

>>15055448
>that was easiest dip buy of all time
>must have been some stupid algo dumping
Yep was pretty glorious. Got in just above the bottom and got out a bit ago. Easy money for a few minutes of work.

>> No.15055609
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15055609

How does Powell not flip the fuck out on these reporters?

Some of these questions feel designed just to provoke him.

>>15055430
He did just say
>I didn't say it's one and done
>I just mean it's not the beginning of a looooong cutting cycle like we do in a recession or a steep downturn

>>15055362
It's a nontrivial point to make, I think that businesses will tell you its a factor, especially businesses with long supply chains.

>>15055466
Much better than I did with my shorts and vixes, sweety

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>>15055393
This is what I bought. Just make sure there is volume for whatever you buy.

>> No.15055630

PLEASE DON'T SUICIDE FRENS

YOU WILL DIE BEFORE DEBATE WATCH PARTY

WE GONNA WATCH BIDEN GET REPEATEDLY KICKED IN THE BALLS BY HARRIS TONIGHT

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>>15055589

>> No.15055645

>>15055630
Link?

>> No.15055652

minus 500 close today minimum

>> No.15055658

haha jokes on you Fed
I'm holding biotechs that go down no matter what!

eat shit!

>> No.15055660

>>15055589
>>15055638
Holy shit I'm playing New vegas right now, how have I never seen these...

>> No.15055675
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Wtf I had to help my dad move boxes for 45 minutes, I come back and the Fed has been diagnosed with terminal schizophrenia. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUT AGAIN AND HIKE

>> No.15055677
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15055677

"I didn't say just one"

>> No.15055684

>>15055614
Thanks, anon. Good job. I think I may have missed the moment to buy some calls but I did get some SPXL close to the bottom. I'm pretty happy about it.

>> No.15055685

>>15055630
>WE GONNA WATCH BIDEN GET REPEATEDLY KICKED IN THE BALLS BY HARRIS TONIGHT

Not watching that circle jerk circus. Trap porn, as degenerate as it is, is more entertaining than these communistic fucks.

>> No.15055701

>>15055675
fucking manlets

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>>15055660
2 years later and no motive.

>> No.15055711

>>15055506
Kraft will grow by much more than 2,%

>> No.15055713

>>15055326
SPY $305 close please

>> No.15055714
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WHY

>> No.15055716

>>15055685
last night was retard circus commie debate

tonight is femdom/humiliation porn (& ignore fetish for Yang)

>> No.15055722
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>>bomb dropped, then right to the door
absolutely fantastic

and i like how all the reporters in the room did one of two things: stared at their laptop screens with numb thousand yard stare, or laughing and smiling talking to one another

>>15055638
unironically going to be staying at a hotel very close to there soon

>>15055660
not enough apparently

>>15055675
we are crashing the markets for my birthday tomorrow, i didnt think they would actually do it in time after sideways earnings last week, but the madman actually did it

>> No.15055727

and we are back
was a good ride folks, time to gather those russian stocks tomorrow after a panic sell!

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>>15055557

They really ought to consider doing these press conferences after market hours. This is so dumb.

>> No.15055747

>>15055574
>caves to a retard who wouldn't do anything anyway
>caves to the manchildren in the market who if you give them an inch will REEEE because you didn't give them a mile and will screech till you go further
what a fool honestly

>> No.15055757

I cancelled too many limit buys... fuck, I should've let them, I would be soooo much deeper in MO but my cost basis would be even better.

>>15055722
Oh my god this is soooo good!
Not enough what though? I just don't go to /v/vg/ often

>> No.15055759

Yellen would have never fucked up the press conference like this

why did she leave us bros

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>>15055722
watch the skies

>> No.15055764

lol how's elizabeth warren going to pay for all those illegal's health cares when nobody gets any capital gains?

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>>15055606
>>that was easiest dip buy of all time
dead cat bounce

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I watched the last half, very apt description

>> No.15055789

>>15055759
kekkies trump got so sour yesterday when they asked him if replacing her was a mistake and refused to answer.

Take us back, Janet!

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>>15055747
>retard

dilate

>> No.15055800

>>15055762
I'm already level 50 but I really want to change sides and go legion right now...

>> No.15055801

>>15055778
Accurate.

>> No.15055818

>>15055795
>can't let the democrats self immolate without putting your foot in your mouth and blowing up another controversy that puts the spotlight off their insanity
yeah he's a retard
especially when we're talking Powell because you and I both know he wouldn't have done shit but Powell caved anyway and this is the result
but do please spout the most retarded buzzword yet that makes me realize I'm getting old

>> No.15055833
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15055833

Time to double down on AMD frens
They have granted you a second chance

>> No.15055843

jesus christ. The S&P will be back above the 20 day SMA in a few minutes at this rate.

>> No.15055847

How do calls and puts even work?

How do they actually make you money compared to buying and selling

>> No.15055852

>>15055746
It's just a shakedown run to see if the algis really work or if they are re+arded

>> No.15055862

>>15055847
calls give u money because you can have anons pay you for your potential obligation to sell your shares

>> No.15055863

>>15055778
spot on, except FED is about 1000000000000x more powerful and is actually able to sustain ponzi schemes

>> No.15055880

>>15055843
That's the strength right there
Mario cucked right now watching a real economy roar
Europe on suicide watch

Whip em

>> No.15055901

so ~2995 eod because people are expecting a 25 bps cut in September?

>> No.15055913

>>15055847
they are contracts to buy or sell 100 shares at a certain price on a certain date

so like if TWTR is trading at $40 and you buy the call option at strike price $30 for january 1st, its probably gonna cost you about $10 per share for that option (100 shares, so the option costs $1000)

now lets say TWTR goes up to 45, someones probably willing to buy that contract for $15 per share now, meaning you can sell it for 1500.

To get this same $500 gain from owning the shares outright you would have had to buy 100 shares, which means you would have needed $4000 to throw at owning the stock so you could sell at 4500. With the option you only needed 1000 at the start. that is the benefit of option trading vs trading shares outright

>> No.15055917

I'm losing all my gains cause I switched to silver longs... this fucking market is rigged I tell ya! Rigged!

>> No.15055930

>>15055716
link, when is it how many hours from now??

>> No.15055935

>>15055917
>tfw I'm on the same side of the trade as the current baggy persona
FUCK

>> No.15055939

>>15055554
lmoa

>> No.15055962

>>15055930
I'll drop the room link when it starts, probably shortly after 8:00 EST (6:00 MTN (Chad) Time)

>> No.15055985

>>15055795
me on the left

>> No.15055986
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>>15055917
switch day jobs
become a professional cat pic spammer

>> No.15056006

>>15055795
That webm is the reason everyone should be against the dems, holy fucking shit..

>> No.15056012
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15056012

AMDCHADS RYZEN UP and buy the dip!

>> No.15056034

>>15055962
thanks, too late for me, will watch tomorrow!

>> No.15056039

>>15055880
>Mario
?

>> No.15056058

>>15054885
fake tits nty
obv implants, russian genetics
subhuman af

>> No.15056062

>>15056006
Because a bunch of female... "comedians" are doing some dumb shit together?

So few female comedians are worth a damn. most of them are Lisa Lampanelli and Schumer level "I'm gross hahaha I have a vagina!" trash

...I think Ellen used to be funny maybe? Like, in the 80's?

>> No.15056072
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15056072

all these cheapies

>> No.15056074

>>15055935
I think what has occurred is we haven't devalued our currency yet. So the silver spot price isn't reflecting the change in the dollars intrinsic value. We're going to moon.

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15056079

>>15056039

>> No.15056089

>mid-cycle adjustment
Is the negro Jerome correct? Is this a mid-cycle economy?

>> No.15056096

>>15056062
There hasn't been a funny female comedian since that broad from viva variety.

>> No.15056105

Please give me a straight answer re. AMD.

Do I sell or do I hold? I've had it since 2017 and I'm getting kind of nervous about it.

>> No.15056111

>>15056062
OG Paula Poundstone was funny, IIRC, but I dunno if it aged well

>> No.15056113

>>15055795
there's a unsettling look of desperation in their eyes. what do they mean by this?

>> No.15056114

>>15056062
Vaginas are grooss and the only time they're ok is when p*ndulum is giving young girls advice about their first period
That cracks me up right there

>> No.15056115

>>15056096
i think you meant
>There hasn't been a funny female comedian.

>> No.15056118

>>15055405
> WE DEMAND NEGATIVE RATES. PAY ME MONEY FOR BORROWING OR ELSE I DON'T SPEND THE MONEY I DONT HAVE

Don't give the ECB any ideas. They are already pants-on-head retarded with their money policy. This would just be the next step.

>> No.15056134

>>15056105
Bro are yo kidding? Hold long term.

>> No.15056151

>>15055833
the fire will keep burning if i throw more money on it

>> No.15056155

>>15056089
Jerome sees the entire xyxle in its realized form
He is correct that we aren't at the full bellend of the cycle yet
You should worry if we were because everyone knows this is the last one
We have to try and keep pumping and stay afloat because once we go down, there isn't going to be a recovery

>> No.15056158

>>15056105
how much of your total portfolio are you down with amd?

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15056164

/OMG/ flash crash
options trades only
Show us your VIX pics
>>15055621

>> No.15056177

>>15056105
hold
it's all just hysteria
they are very competitive with intel right now

>> No.15056181
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>>15056111
She was actually, and especially on home movies, which was basically improv.

>>15056114
My sister literally traumatized and from his advice, he truly knows nothing.

>>15056113
Now that casting couches don't exist, they have no hope for future careers.

>>15056105
You missed the time to sell, the time to buy is below 30. Probably hold it for the next year, we're rotating out of tech. You either win buy buying before the rotation into your sector, or during the rotation out of your sector (kind of the same thing).

>>15056151
The fire. Does it rises?

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>>15056113
A general look of confusion, of the arrogance of man and the despair of defeat.

>> No.15056195
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Reminder the real rate cute was the frens we made along the ways

>> No.15056197
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Historically the worst time to buy is after the first rate cut. Get out now?

>> No.15056200

>>15054924
jesus amd had like a 30x 3 times in it's lifetime

>> No.15056222

>>15056181
Did you really tell your sister about the blood sausages
Did she make you one?

;^O

>> No.15056224

>>15056105
There's no reason to sell now, we might see a small retracement thanks to this drop but we will probably bounce at this level or at 29. Either way you're in a great position a lot of people would love to be in, so don't sell... it will go higher.

>> No.15056238

>>15056222
He sounded so confident, he seems like he knows what he's talking about?

>> No.15056254

>>15056105
HODL

The giant drop for a minor outlook correction is retarded in the first place. If I had spare cash at hand, I would buy the dip.

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LOL look at SBUX going to fill the gap
only costs 33x next years earnings

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>>15054885

I just came here to let the OP know that Natalia "Nata Lee" Hhhng before fame was also known as AfterPartyyyy and has few semi-professional camwhoring vids still online in places

>> No.15056296

>>15056271
post immediate link you dingus

>> No.15056299

>rates are cut
>market goes down
What the fuck, people?

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>>15056181
>hhnnnng

>> No.15056318

>>15056197
My plan is just to chill
My portfolio is set up, prepared, perfectly concocted for the crab market
Everyone knows that it's a crabfest but at the same time no one (on /smg/) is investing accordingly

Embrace the crab, ride the crab
Collect yields, then hold that cash and be ready to buy cheapies

KNG is the forefront of covered call ETFs, but others are good as well for the next couple years
I'm not selling, I'm watching and I'm stacking

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In a sea of red based SNSS remains green. I was tempted to liquidate to buy more cheapies but I held firm SNSSbro.

>> No.15056326

>>15056299
Clown market

Even if Powell did a 0.5, it would still go down hard because then everybody would assume that the economy is fucked.

There's simply no winning.

>> No.15056331

>>15056296
>>>15054769


google it you trip-nigger

also it's not that hard to put some text written in pic related to search engines @pornhub and xvideos, isn't it?

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its a dead cat bounce frenz

>> No.15056357

>>15056322
Next week gonna be YUGE for SNSS.

>> No.15056358
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Almost had a bad time

>> No.15056360
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .36%, GEO coming back off of good earnings but everything else ate shit. No daytrades unfortunately, was busy IRL and persevorated looking for a long entry when I could have just shorted. Good LORD what a disaster, someone please explain to me what the Fed thinks they're trying to do, I just can't wrap my head around what their plan could be. Remember to tune in to tonite's debate party!

>> No.15056363

>>15056326

It's going to meander back up to ATH by the end of the week.

>> No.15056366

>>15056326
I fucking hate market sentiment. It shows there's nothing more stupid than the collective hivemind of marketplace.

>> No.15056369

>>15056346
look more like double dip?

Can't decide how much buying to do... so many limit buys filled.

>> No.15056380

>>15056299
Market thought it was the start of a cut cycle.
Powell said it was "one and done", selloff.
Then he clarified more cuts are possible, recovery.
Still in the red because his speech was weak.
No good argument why cuts are needed when domestic economy is fine.

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>>15056360
Down about 1.7% and after today's shitfest I'm pretty happy it wasn't more (although tomorrow could bring even more selling). Still up about 9% for the week though and some of my call sells expire Friday.

>> No.15056386

>>15056369
Id say so, with FED not selling their bags anymore, there's literally no reason to bet against it. These imbeciles dropped 5 trillion in markets few years ago, today showed they can do it before we dip

>> No.15056387

>>15056360
down 1.5%, meh.

>> No.15056389

>>15055193
Stocks are on sale. Even Goldman sackman expects 3100 s&p500 by eoy.

>> No.15056395

I made money today. I'm going to make money every day from now on.

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>>15056360
-0.14% ($32). Could be worse. I was up 2% this morning, but then Big Daddy Powell dabbed on me.

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>>15056360

I won't find out until tomorrow at the earliest how my choices today will play out. Outlook is uncertain.

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>>15056360
only down 0.3 percentile
#beatingthemarket

>> No.15056421
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>>15056360
Up .84% ror. Feels good man.

>> No.15056425

>>15056386
Who is the it and the they? What are you saying here? Imbeciles are... the fed?

>> No.15056432

>>15055268
think it's going to go back to $12?

>> No.15056441
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>>15056366
Ror! Then you'll love LCI.

>> No.15056443

>>15056360
Down 1.3% after the shorters and penny flippers decided to shit all over what should have been a good day. Well that and SNSS won't have any volume until next week probably

>> No.15056454 [DELETED] 

AMD just plunged -7% on reporting

>> No.15056453

>someone sold MO at 46.72 today
Wut?

>> No.15056461

>>15056360
Anally devastated

>> No.15056471

NEW THREAD
>>15056460

>>15056460

>>15056460

>>15056460

NEW THREAD

>>15056460

>>15056460

>> No.15056472

>>15056425
>Who is the it and the they?
it being index/market/whatever the fuck you put money in that FED supported for 9 years
>What are you saying here?
We're going to see CBs buying assets
>Imbeciles are... the fed?
CBs globally, they work and intervene in sync

>> No.15056474

QCOM just plunged -7% on reporting

>> No.15056483

itt
weak hands getting shook the fuq out

>> No.15056504

>>15056483
Everyone here shorting or buying, u dummy idiot

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>>15056360
Down 8.15% due to AMD.

>> No.15056517

>>15056158
Just AMD as far as stocks go. Bought at $14.05, 250 shares. Wish I sold last year and bought back, but alas, you can never really truly know.

Guess I'll hold for now. What's the anticipated range it's projected to reach? AMD's highest high in it's entire existence was like $37, I think. Are we hoping for >$40-50/share?

>> No.15056543

>>15056517
i have no fucking idea where its going but it's possible that we dont go much higher from there. at least you're not losing money. I would sell if it closes below 27$.

>> No.15056567

>>15056543
Ah, but see, that's exactly what I'm nervous about. If I'm going to sell, i want to sell when it's >$30, not when it's down to 25-27. Fuck, I don't like this.

>> No.15056580

>>15056543
>I would sell when it gets into the buy zone
Are you fucking stupid?

Or are you just not used to holding stocks of well run companies because you do options trading instead of investing?

>> No.15056630

>>15056360
Caught the dip on SPXL so I'm up 0.14%. meh

>> No.15056632

>>15056580
>AMD
>investing
it's a pump and dump stock anon

>> No.15056660

>>15056384
based fucking APPL

>> No.15056673
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15056673

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

>> No.15056689
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>No good argument why cuts are needed when domestic economy is fine.
Inflation below target. Literally the central bank's primary responsibility [literally].

>> No.15056936

>>15056155
S-source?

>> No.15056998

>>15055800
>Not convincing every side faction to side with the NCR just so you can defeat them all when you lead the Legion at Hoover Dam
Ngmi

>> No.15057064

>>15056998
good plan

>> No.15057432

>>15056197
V. Sexy chart

>> No.15057503

>>15055171
But like, what if there's more sellers than buyers? Think about it like this, there's got to be people taking profits right now and the kind of people who are familiar with a stock like PES are more likely to be familiar with the system and how it works so they're not buying at the new high the day after it's set because they know a mini sell off is coming.

>> No.15057556

>>15055403
>real investors want real growth not fake growth.
Define real.