It's my 10 year Japan anniversary!

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It's my 10 year Japan anniversary! Anonymous Sun Jul 28 14:36:40 2019 No.15010818 [Reply] [Original]

I know this is a shitposting forum, but I want to share how my I made the jump on the day exactly 10 years ago and worked as an IT specialist in an international corporation in Japan (for all you weebs). If you just finished college, you might want to give my story a read. It's how winning in the corporate world is done:

First, I woke up at 7 am every single morning, shave and shower. Then I put on a suit and white shirt which hasn't been washed since the week before. Leave your apartment in Saitama or Chiba, and walk to the station to catch the 7:45 limited express going to Tokyo station. Force your way onto the train, and stand like a vertical sardine for 40 minutes until you the limited express intersects with the Yamanote or Chuo lines. Change trains and stand in the vertical sardine position until you get to your local station, then walk to the office. Stop at the combini for an onigiri, a can of coffee, and a bottle of green tea.

Go into the office, great everyone with a bow and a loud "ohayou gozaimasu," turn on your pc, and start working. After spending an hour checking and answering emails, take a 20 minute break on the toilet and play games on your phone. Return to your desk, and start working from your inbox. At lunch, go out with a coworker or two to a local udon shop where you can get a bowl of Kake udon for 250 yen, and a piece of tempura for another 100 yen. Return the office, attend a meeting heading by an old person who doesn't know anything, but likes to talk. Pinch yourself repeatedly to keep yourself away, hide your yawns with whatever method you prefer. Check the time not by looking at the clock or watch, but by trying to see the watch of whoever is speaking, that way they might think you paying attention to them.

Go back to your desk, do a little more from your inbox, then take another 20 minute toilet break to check your personal emails and play some more games. Repeat this again an hour or so before 7pm when you leave the office.

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