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[Anonymous No.15009203]

Does it ever get better frens?

>When you put the cruise control on the legal max down the highway at 3am just praying the $5 you put in the tank could carry you home after having a night cap at some Tinder hoe's place because you can't fathom spending another hour with someone you've been physically intimate with after you bust your load
>And you're there with a secret death wish swerving across 5 lanes tuned out to everything while the radio's weekend trance playlist is on full blast because your AUX cord looks like it's been gnawed on by a fucking ferret, and all that's going through your head is what you're going to eat that night
>Because you know what?
>You just spent $5 on a bottle of gin, and $14 on gas going both ways, and have about $6 left for next week, so it becomes a choice between eating some hole-in-the-wall takeout and going through tomorrow sober, or going to sleep hungry and getting shitfaced enough to not wanna kill yourself the next night
>Tough one really, although you always know what you're gonna ultimately chose but you just pretend not to every time


So I'm down 15% on my initial $3k HOT buy-in. It's my life savings, emergency fund and the money I need to continue Uni, please comfort me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear about how it's going to bounce back any day now and net me 100% ROI

[Anonymous No.15009223]

nice blog faggot

[Anonymous No.15009230]

>>15009203
anycunt up itt like slipping their missus the rodger on a saturday night?

[Anonymous No.15009246]

Get a better job dude. Stop being poor.

[Anonymous No.15009247]

>>15009203
Isn't HOT the one with all the women and black people on the team? I'd rather not lie to you about your chances.

[Anonymous No.15009260]

>>15009203
If you still own a car and can afford the luxury of getting drunk and banging slurs you haven't hit the bottom yet.

Buckle up fren, this is where the ride really starts.

[Anonymous No.15009288]

>>15009230
It's either that or alcohol poisoning

>>15009246
I'm holding an apprenticeship and trying to focus on my Uni at the same time and it's not easy fren, especially being on a scholarship as is

>>15009260
Cheers lad, really looking forward to the next year

[Anonymous No.15009309]

>>15009247
Isn't that ONE? I don't fucking know, I bought the bottom thinking it couldn't possibly dip lower and got proven wrong to my dismay

[Anonymous No.15009383]

>>15009203
The way you talk gives me 0 empathy for you.

[Anonymous No.15009391]

You are fucking retarded for putting all your emergency money in a worthless shitcoin. You sound braindead too. Hope you die early.

[Anonymous No.15009435]

>>15009383
Damn anon why though, genuinely?

>>15009391
Fair point desu m8

[Anonymous No.15009477]

Thats literally nigger tier shenanigans anon, stop drinking stop fucking thots and save money.

[Anonymous No.15009577]

>>15009203

Don't invest money you can't lose.

[Anonymous No.15009644]

>>15009203
>Small bottle of majorska
>6 eggs
>1 pound of rice
$6 can get you everything you need

[Anonymous No.15009738]

Put whatever you have in HOT in LINK if you want to escape this hell.

Should’ve done it at .40 cents, but your life isn’t all that bad so you weren’t motivated properly.

Imagine doing nothing but working physical labor and sleeping. Literally any time you take for yourself is cut out of your sleep time.

Sorry you had a rough time banging whores tho and fucking off at college tho fren.

[Anonymous No.15009771]

Wow. I'm glad I have parents that love me. Kek.
Just buy some parents when you make it, anon. Unconditional love is worth its weight in gold. So, get to stacking them there gold eagles.

[Anonymous No.15009777]

>>15009477
Thanks for the advice anon, but I've been drinking since 13 so that's unlikely for now. Although I've learned to live with it and be a functioning adult for the most part

>>15009577
I FOMO'd in anon, I'm a weak soul

>>15009644
>eggs and rice for a meal
Jesus anon I still have some self-respect

But honestly senpai I do my groceries in the beginning of the week so I don't spend my survival food on dumb shit so I'm good on that. Although $45 a month on shittier liquor is still draining me hollow

[Anonymous No.15009788]

>>15009777
kek has spoken, you're going to make it fren

[Anonymous No.15009846]

>>15009738
>LINK
Yeah no I'm alright mate,

Thanks for the compassion though fren

>>15009771
Parents got me enough money to get out the shithole country I was living in and pursue an education and career in another where I might actually do something beyond being a mechanic, so all love goes to momsy


>>15009788
Us both fren, us both

[Anonymous No.15009856]

>>15009203
Lay off the porn sicko

[Anonymous No.15009899]

>>15009203
>only putting $5 in the tank
Stopped reading right there. No real man would do that to an engine, and if you’re the kind of guy to tolerate sludge in your tank then you’re the kind of guy I want to ignore. Consider joining a Link general - they seem like your level of tard

[Anonymous No.15009944]

JUMP IN NOW FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.15009947]

>>15009288
>>15009477
>>15009577
>>15009644
Jesus

>>15009777
>>15009788
>>15009899
It's truly a blessed thread


If anything I'm just proud I got so many digits

[Anonymous No.15009984]

>>15009944
IT DOESN'T STOP


I wanna long XBT so bad but I'm not exiting HOT at a loss

[Anonymous No.15009987]

>>15009203
>Does it ever get better
Not for you.

[Anonymous No.15010019]

>>15009230
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.15010039]

>>15009203
Didn't read but I'm pretty sure the answer is KYS

[Anonymous No.15010055]

>>15009984
you bet on the wrong horse
I'm a tinder thots addict too and if you don't follow my move, 3 landwhales will like your profile

[Anonymous No.15010081]

>>15009944
>>15010055
>44
>55
>dub dubs

Alright I'm already sold, pitch me your road to Lambos

[Anonymous No.15010122]

>>15009203
Never invest more than you're willing to lose dingus

[Anonymous No.15010182]

>>15010081
BITCOIN NOW
200$ uptrend to play

[Anonymous No.15010195]

>>15009203
Stupid zoomer being overdramatic. I lost out on millions.

[Anonymous No.15010205]

Nice blog, stop being a pussy and just start using heroin

[Anonymous No.15010238]

>>15010205
This.

[Anonymous No.15010257]

>>15010019
His wife is called Rodger and they would both like to meet you. Yes, YOU

[Anonymous No.15010262]

>>15009230
Oath m8

[Anonymous No.15010332]

>>15010182
Okay Anon longing $1k x10 leverage now

>>15010122
Can't get the biscuit without risking it though

>>15010205
aight m8 u know a good dealer round East London?

[Anonymous No.15010377]

>>15009203
I know the feel OP, heroin addict here, I am learning about crypto though to get my mind off of heroin and start a new addiction (learning how to make money here)

is it worth joining in? do people generally help each other here?

[Anonymous No.15010399]

Sort your fucking life out m80. You shouldn't be spending your last pennies on alcohol and gasoline to go fuck some Tinder sluts.

[Anonymous No.15010531]

>>15010377
Honestly don't, unless you've already got a decent job and sorted finances. I used to be really big into substance abuse (MDMA, Adderall & Ritalin, LSD and shrooms, and ofc liquor and weed), and after quitting amphetamines I just couldn't function as a normal human anymore. Upped my liquor and weed consumption and got into a bad zone for months.

Only thing that got me through was a couple good mates and sheer self-hatred as I saw the person I wished to become slowly fade. Just focus on developing personal relations and friendships, and rekindle your passions and dreams.

Once you're a functioning member of society again, and after you know enough about crypto and finances/investing in general, then make a decision. This is a really smoke and mirrors market, and I'm just hoping for some quick, minute gains before I get out. If you have the time, just invest in actual stocks and only dabble in crypto. And if you're the entrepreneurial type then perhaps look into starting something in your own field and passion, or just something to make some money, provided you do have a good head on your shoulders.

However, if you can't afford to lose, just work a normal job and invest in indexes for retirement and search for joy elsewhere in life, as you're bound to never find it in finance anyway. Good luck anon, and goodspeed fren


>>15010399
What's the point of life without some primal pleasure sprinkled in here and there?

You're right though, I really should
Also
>77
>44
checked, both of you

[Anonymous No.15010570]

>>15009203
Fuck off nigger. Call me after you've slept outside for 2 years.

[Anonymous No.15010614]

>>15009203
for anyone interested, this painting is "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan"

[Anonymous No.15010988]

>>15010614
Cheers m8, been quite curious but never really bothered to search it up

[Anonymous No.15011015]

>>15009203
>It's my life savings, emergency fund and the money I need to continue Uni
>in some random shitcoin

Some people can’t be saved. Destined to be a brainlet you are.

[Anonymous No.15011224]

>>15009203
>can get laid
>complains about life

you're on the wrong fucking website.

[Anonymous No.15011506]

>>15009203
Its called realizing you're afflicted by self destructive tendencies and instead of giving in, working on building a foundation. First a piggie bank, then robinhood crypto/savings account then a six months emergency fund/etc...

[Anonymous No.15011532]

>>15009899
>engine
the gas pump is gonne get hot as fuck with so little gas to cool it. Always drive with at least 1/3-1/2 of the tank full, no less