/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15002364]

GUYS I THINK I FUCKED UP. I had sex for the first time ever like everyone told me to have sex and i went on tinder so then okay this girl is into me because i start telling her that i am into trading bitcoin on the first date and she is very into me after i told her how easy it is to make 6 figures although I'm just a stinky links with less than 2000 links

So i had never had sex before and she took the lead and I had only known her one day then i told her we need to be using a condom and she told me she was allergic to the plastic so I said okay then we will get birth control and she said it's okay she would just lead and then she will pull out when it was time with her on top.

Oh my god it felt so fucking amazing but then as I told her I was about to cum she kept riding me and riding me and i cummed right up in her pussy so now I AM DRIVING TERRIFIED BECAUSE SHE SAYS NOW I AM GOING TO SUPPORT HER CHILD IF SHE ENDS UP HAVING ONE OH MY FUCK I'M ONLY 21 YEARS OLD AND YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX AND I TRUSTED A WOMAN WHO IS NOW GOING TO TAKE ALL OF MY LINKS AWAY

FUCK THIS BOARD FUCK YOU NIGGERS I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU CUNTS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY SELF FUCK IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN I WAS A VIRGIN FUCK YOU RETARDS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

[Anonymous No.15002380]

>>15002364
>fell for the casual sex meme
>fell for the having sex with someone you wouldn't voluntarily raise a child with meme
who else /enlightened/ here

[Anonymous No.15002389]

the real red pill is finding a girl who would still like you without muscles or money

[Anonymous No.15002394]

>>15002364
>talking about money with women
>bragging about your money
>not using fake name on your tinder profile
>giving your number to a roastie

Anon, you deserved it.

[Anonymous No.15002397]

>>15002364
It would be amazing if this was true

[Anonymous No.15002404]

>>15002380
>>15002389
>>15002394
>falling for 1/10 stale larp that wasn't even clever when it was first copypasta'd on here

[Anonymous No.15002421]

>>15002404
i only hop of /biz/ for wagie threads pls

[Anonymous No.15002437]

>>15002364
Dude that sucks. It’s a shame there was no way to prevent this.

[Anonymous No.15002734]

>>15002364
just tell her she's fucking stupid because you're just a retard that brags to girls about nonexistant weath to bang golddiggers

[Anonymous No.15002779]

>>15002364
go for guys
also kick in her stomach in about 8 weeks

[Anonymous No.15003016]

>>15002364

Copy pasting this copypasta.

[Anonymous No.15003490]

>>15002389
HAHAHAHAHAH DON'T TELL ME YOU THINK THATS A REALITY

[Anonymous No.15003513]

>>15002364
this is bait but just GTFO of the country if this is true
no point in fighting it
get a new name cut ties with almost everyone

[Anonymous No.15003528]

>>15002364
this was a good pasta

[Anonymous No.15003541]

>get matched on Tinder
>tell her about my coin wallet
>she wants to go out
>fuck on the third date
>stop talking after that
>2 weeks ago she calls me tells me she's pregnant
>mfw i don't even have any bitcoins
>mfw i don't even have any money
>mfw im just a average looking NEET
get fucked Stacey
don't fuck with me bitch
i've already fucked the whole system

[Anonymous No.15003565]

>>15002364
the chance of conception from one fuck is like 10% in humans

[Anonymous No.15003586]

>>15002364
That's why I only bang bitches who already have beta boyfriends

[Anonymous No.15003618]

i busted in a 45 year old woman

[Anonymous No.15003734]

>>15002364
Can’t take what is on the blockchain unless has private keys

[Anonymous No.15003752]

Dude it’s harder then you think to get pregnant. It’s like 10% chance every month if you have normal fertility.

[Anonymous No.15003773]

>>15002364
Enjoy life as a father OP. Don’t be a pussy. I know a girl that did that and she raised the kid herself with no father. Don’t be that guy. Don’t let a child grow up without a father.

[Anonymous No.15003777]

>>15002364
You made this same exact thread last week.

You think I wouldn't notice?

[Anonymous No.15005052]

>>15003777
LOL the average poster on this site is a Schizoid mental retard. They cant even remember what they ate 2 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.15005102]

>>15003777
7*3 = 21
2+1=3 aka number of truth

wow

[Anonymous No.15005144]

>>15002364
God I hate how this is a reality. Whatever happened to consequences for women.

I know this post is a larp but still, the fact that this situation is prevalent within our society is fucking backwards. Men should have power over women not the other way around. It’s a complete inversion of nature. I wonder who are the people that enable women. The effects of the unprecedented power women have over man has resulted in the successful divide of the sexes, the nuclear family seems to feel like an old relic. It just doesn’t make sense to me, the government is all white men so it seems kind of odd to me that white men would be for things like making sure women have power over them.

[Anonymous No.15005155]

>>15002364
have sex

[Anonymous No.15005188]

>>15003777
>>15005052
Top kek

[Anonymous No.15005231]

I’m fucking dying lmao this can’t be real this is literally too fucking jokes bro

[Anonymous No.15005236]

>>15005144
>I know this post is a larp but still, I'm going to pretend it's real to validate my feefees

[Anonymous No.15005253]

Do Kegel exercises to last longer.

[Anonymous No.15005273]

>>15005231
>too fucking jokes
I’ve seen this b4 so probably copypasta

[Anonymous No.15006061]

>>15005052
FUCK YOU IT'S SCHIZOID PERSONALITY DISORDER SKREEEEEEE
AND I HAD A BURER BUT CANT REMEMBER WHAT WAS ON IT OK