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14983777 No.14983777 [Reply] [Original]

It's over.

Did you really think you could hide from the IRS?

https://www.wsj.com/articles/irs-sending-warning-letters-to-more-than-10-000-cryptocurrency-holders-11564159523

>> No.14983820

>>14983777
Checked

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>> No.14983865
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>>14983777
This is important
>pay to see it though

>> No.14983873

>>14983777
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BEING AMERICAN

>> No.14983898

>>14983865
>being unable to get around WSJ paywall
Ah yes, the legendary deep technical knowledge of your average crypto investor

>> No.14983899

I don't understand why anyone would skip paying for Israel wars in middle east

>> No.14983913

If they want my coins then they can do the work to find out that I've actually made no profits in two and a half years

>> No.14983928

>>14983899
They thought bitcoin was 1776 part 2:electric boogaloo and that it was goibg to melt the system.

Pay your tribute to Israel goys, the world isnt big enough for you to hide in.

>> No.14983946

>>14983913
But they are doing the work moron.thats the whole point. Its tax payer funded too so you are actually paying them.

>> No.14983948

>>14983913
>implying they will do that
They will just slap you with a bill for what they want you to owe by selectively choosing transactions and you have to prove that you made no profit.

Otherwise you'll have to PAY UP

>> No.14983958

>>14983946
By do the work I mean go to every exchange I've ever used and get my trade history. I traded on now defunct chink exchanges so good luck.

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>>14983913
Kek. Me too. They probably think I have loads stashed away. Hahaha, jokes on them. I'm a shit investor and trader

>> No.14983986

>>14983958
Even better. You have no proof you disposed of those Bitcoins in a like-kind transaction. So if you bought in 2016 but lost it all in Shitcoins, the IRS will think you owe money to them!

Good luck convincing them otherwise!

>> No.14984011

I paid the gubmint my good goy bucks.

>> No.14984016

>>14983980
Lol I actually lost money, so they owe me.

>> No.14984018

>>14983777
Income Tax is Unconstitutional.
Fuck the System!

>> No.14984019

The Internal Revenue Service has begun sending letters to more than 10,000 cryptocurrency holders, warning about penalties for failing to report income and pay tax on transactions involving virtual currencies.

The agency expects its mailing to be completed by the end of August. It is sending three variations of one letter, depending on the information it has about the recipient.

“Taxpayers should take these letters very seriously. The IRS is expanding efforts involving virtual currency, including increased use of data analytics,” said IRS Commissioner Chuck Rettig.

An IRS spokesman declined to say whether the letters stem from information turned over by digital-currency platform Coinbase. In mid-March of 2018, Coinbase provided data—under a federal court order—on about 13,000 accounts requested by the IRS.

One version of the letter recently uploaded to the IRS website asks recipients who believe they have followed the law to sign a statement declaring, under the penalty of perjury, that they are in compliance with tax rules. It also notes says that the recipient should understand the IRS may be in touch with them.

In recent weeks, IRS criminal investigations chief Don Fort has announced that the agency is also building criminal tax-evasion cases involving cryptocurrency that are expected to be made public soon.

The Coinbase customers whose information was turned over bought, sold, sent or received digital currency worth $20,000 or more between 2013 and 2015.

For federal tax purposes, cryptocurrencies such as as bitcoin are treated as investment property akin to stock shares or real estate.

>> No.14984029

>>14983777
Just pay the taxes for fucks sake, not even al capone could escape the irs what makes you think any of you idiots will? Pay and enjoy the ease of mind
>inb4 bootlicker

>> No.14984032

>>14983777
Burgers btfo, again

Keep that jew loving retard in the white house, the sharks he put in treasury will come to eat you alive in the next few years

>> No.14984057

if I reported my crypto under income am I gucci

>> No.14984071

>>14983777
Thats why yall needta set up a SENT node and trade the tokie

>> No.14984083

>>14984029
>Comparing a NEET to Al Capone
Anon I...

>> No.14984092

>>14983913
If they think you owe they can literally just take it out of your bank account

>> No.14984095

>>14984016
ROFL.exe

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>>14983777
Holy shit imagine being a fucking burger and paying to crypto to crypto trades. FREEDOM WINS AGAIN.

>> No.14984101

>>14984019
Based

>> No.14984113

>>14984097
10 franks says youre an ugly incel with a gay dicc

>> No.14984116

It's a blanket letter to 80% of crytpo investors. Even people that paid taxes on crypto are getting the letter.

To me this is like those letters people got about downloading movies from torrents.

A massive witchhunt that only hurts people who respond.

Fuck Trump for serving Jews. This shit is really gonna hurt his reelection campaign

>> No.14984128

>>14984019
so they still tryingto get money from 2013 goyims. they sent them a letter again and pushed the article about them sending a letter. keksimus maximus

>> No.14984130

>>14983958
Good luck using that as a defense as they drag you off to "pound you in the ass" prison for tax evasion.

>> No.14984131

im only buying and holding. Not trading how fuck am i?

>> No.14984139

lmao I can’t believe they are actually going through 300 pages of gains and losses of ppl who maybe grossed $500 on binance. the absolute state

>> No.14984143

>>14984018
This

>> No.14984151

>>14983777
I'm so scared. At this point my losses out way my gains, so who really cares

>> No.14984153

>>14984083
tax evasion applies to everyone.

Fuck when will summer end.

>> No.14984159

>>14984130
The IRS doesn’t send people to prison for tax evasion

>> No.14984172

So how exactly do they have any clue who holds crypto? Am I understand if something like coinbase gave them info, but other than that, how would they have any idea? They don't have magical powers. Sounds like more bullshit to try and scare people into self reporting

>> No.14984174

>>14984116
>who knew that a certified conman who almost bankrupted Atlantic city and has Kushner as son in-law (a guy so close to Netanyahu that they invited him to sleep in their own house) would work for the jews?

Burgers are so easy to con, you deserve this shit

>> No.14984217

>>14984174
>and has Kushner as son in-law
who forgot about owning a building on 5th ave.

>> No.14984230

> Yes sir I'm logging all the IPs in the letters thread sir

>> No.14984238

>>14984172
people have already got caught in other countries for example Finland, i think they took 3000 people or something there.

>> No.14984240

>>14984159
?

>> No.14984248

>>14984019
>between 2013 and 2015.
Damn

>> No.14984252

>>14984159
Do you really need a flow chart as too how the criminal justice system works for burgers or are you just a fuckface troll?

IRS goes to the DOJ with the evidence. DOJ presents the case to the courts. The judges convicts the tax evader and the neet that tried to evade the taxes becomes tyrone's bitch in prison.

Also fuck you for wasting my time.

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>>14983777
>They call themselves the land of the free

>> No.14984281

>>14984252
Show me once recent case where someone did time for tax trouble

>> No.14984302

>>14984092
Kek. Yeah they'll take one look and see I'm not lying. I have $5 in my account and lots of debt. I refuse to get a job though. If they want their money they will have to wait for my coins to pump.

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>>14983865

>> No.14984381

>>14984281
Mike "the situation" sorrentino

Next time you have a stupid question, use google first you lazy bitch.

>> No.14984390

>>14983898
Will chain-link fix this?

>> No.14984391

>>14984381
Still waiting cuck

>> No.14984415

>>14984391
Holy fuck are you ever stupid.

>> No.14984434

>>14984361
kek they seriously baited subscriptions by hiding like 3 more paragraphs? Jesus christ the legacy media sure is dying for some cash

>> No.14984437

I hold crypto but I’ve made a net loss from when I started. Am I good?

>> No.14984478

>>14984437
if you made trades between crypto when in profit that were also taxable then you have to pay up nigga. You can claim losses but it might not be enough.

>> No.14984484

>>14984437
why don't you write them a letter stating your concern?

>> No.14984593

10,000 users out of 30 million. They just want to catch whales who made it big from buying btc in 2013.

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>>14983777
>want revolution over taxes
>gets majorly cucked when he wins
No taxes here - crypto profits are classed as gambling and gambling is tax exempt.

At least you got trips right!

>> No.14984789

>>14983873
It has its ups and downs but fuck this shit

>> No.14984803

Kill all glowniggers

Delete your Coinbase account

Move overseas

You’ll never get my stinky linkies

>> No.14984850

>>14984019
This happened in 2017 and last year as well. Sounds like they haven't been very succesful.

>> No.14984856

>>14984803
Ill fucking murder you cracker.
Piece of shit saltine looking ass snow bunny.

my mac-10 will blow you the fuck away, lil bitch boy.

>> No.14984866

>>14984856
Kill all glowniggers and their pets

Starve the system

Put your coins in cold storage and let them prosecute you in absentia

Fuck off kiles

>> No.14984897

>>14984866
You probably never killed a fuckin insect.

Anhero you cancerous room temp IQ retard.

>> No.14984913

>>14983777
Wow

>> No.14984935

>>14983873
It has its ups and downs but at least we're allowed to start businesses and drive cars without 2000% VATs and shit

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>>14983777
Checked and based

>> No.14984983

You only have to pay if you cash out right?

>> No.14985053

>>14984897
You sound upset glownigger

>> No.14985055

Only 10k... doesnt coinbase have 30 million users? Something seems off with that. Perhaps they are just whale hunting for maximum gains

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>>14983777

Uhhh guys....

>Last year, popular trading platform Coinbase alerted 13,000 customers that it was complying with a court order to provide the IRS with information on accounts worth at least $20,000 from the years 2013 to 2015. The IRS did not say whether its mailing list was a result of the Coinbase disclosures.


https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/26/irs-is-warning-thousands-of-cryptocurrency-holders-to-pay-their-taxes.html

>> No.14985106

>>14985055
whales yes. and they are starting backwards so would be the OG offenders from 2014 etc then work forwards . they typically target people they know have confirmed gains. they aint going to send someone with 100K in losses a notice

>> No.14985112

>>14983913
This. I've only lost money and it's not worth the time it'd take to document it all. If they want to do it, whatever, it's on them.

>> No.14985154

>>14984983
Anon, I...

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>>14983777
>Live in a turd world shithole
>Its a tax haven

Zooey mama

>> No.14985234

>cash internet money
>pay sales tax like any other (((undocumented imigrant)))
free healthcare

>> No.14985481
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>>14984281
Irwin "anyone who listened to me for tax advice was an idiot" Schiff.

>> No.14985503

>>14984281
----- PSA -----
TO: EVERYONE!!!:

Dont be like this retard

>> No.14985585

>get job
>get taxed on income
>spend remaining money on food, rent, etc.
>get taxed on purchases
>invest remaining money to increase income
>get taxed on profit
I like this system.

>> No.14985598

>>14983777
I paid my taxes, get fucked evaders

>> No.14985634

>>14983777
Good thing I only bought ETH on cuckbase before sending it out to buy a majority of my LINK on etherdelta. I'm technically at a loss according to the records.

>> No.14985703

>>14984415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFl_LCtaTw

you don't need to pay taxes, mcafee hasn't filed in 7 years

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>>14983777
In case anyone needs a quick and simple bitcoin QR code tool for sending and receiving check out:

https://www.bitcoinqrcodemaker.com

>> No.14985721

Who gives a fuck I’ve only traded linkies on Binance 1000 million times while having my other account referred to myself giving me free linkies !!! and I have no kyc !!

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>>14983777
I guess I'm going to sue H&R Block for lying to me and saying I didn't need to report anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enQ_8ljZp3M&list=PL5ml-VCptuhpPyQmnGej59SNjLe3LH9Wv

>> No.14985725

>>14984281
Who is Al Capone.

>> No.14985855

Part 1)I made some money on the first big bubble and sold investments I had held for over a year. A few months later I lost 20x that amount on mtgox. If I buy a house for 2k then i build it up and maintain it and its now worth 100k then it burns down, according to the terrorist organization the irs that house is only worth 2k, and if I sell the house before it burns down for 100k , even though I was tasked with maintaining that house for years , that transaction needs treated like I bought the house for 2k that day and immediately flipped it for 100k. As a non retard fuck, I made the assumption that the money I lost was a capital loss. There was not one IRS statement on bitcoin transactions at that point so it was as valid of a tax loophole as any of the supposed “legal” loopholes in the panama papers. At this point I was unemployed and strictly trading as a profession. All my money at that point was for business purposes, and since I had a mental breakdown I needed everything I could to ensure survival. I wasn’t living some lavish life I lived in some shithole apartment suicidal as fuck all day and knew I would die if I didn’t use my only skill which was investing.

>> No.14985864

>>14985855
Part 2) It’s also worth noting that at this time I was legally collecting unemployment after being laid off then was taken off after one payment because I didn’t attend some dumb meeting. I said whatever I don’t want to deal with them and saved taxpayers more than three times the amount that I would have paid if all my bitcoin proceeds were taxable at a 15% capital gains tax rate, which I have no clue of because I’ve been homeless multiple times since and don’t have every single record. I also don’t have the time or money to sort through thousands of transactions on stocks gambling ico shitcoins buys sells money I lent money I donated laptops or anything else I donated to anyone time I volunteered helping people move miles traveled and gas expenses for business purpose, times I was ripped off, whatever I bought and sold on Craigslist. I don’t know I guess I’m just not a psychopath who worships pennies and prefers to just live their fucking life.

>> No.14985886

>>14985864
Part 3)The same way a waitress or delivery driver isn’t going to report tips because they are fucking poor as fuck and at bottom of society despite any spontaneous wealth gain I looked at it this way , I made enough money to live for a year and I needed that fucking money because my whole financial plan was fucked by mtgox and when you lose hundreds of thousands of dollars at one time the last thing you are thinking about is paying some irs fraud who ignores the countless elite who have castles and evade taxes.

So I am literally suicidal as fuck and wouldn’t leave my house for days or weeks but I’m doing what I can to obtain capital the only way I can which is buying and selling. At this point I could have gotten on Medicaid food stamps social security (based on the countless diagnosis and drugs given to me by psychopathiastrists ) etc but I chose to not burden anyone and work through my shit. I forgot to mention that I had multiple injuries that made everyday tasks hard that still persist to this day, but again I was like you know what I have a little bit of money so I’ll take care of myself rather than burden anyone. I also had a large sum supposedly coming from the mtgox bankruptcy so Using logic I figured that the large amount of taxes I’d pay on that lump sump (as opposed to gradually selling if there was no theft) combined with not burdening people with my problems and there being no democratically created law whatsoever on crypto at that point meant it really wasn’t that big of a deal that I didn’t give the irs 1000 just to be safe.

>> No.14985899

>>14985855
you racist you gib me dat mmmhm
finna rob yo ass too

>> No.14985902

>>14983946
fuck them, i use chink exchanges to buy a token from the cayman islands, why does the jew think he is entitled to my coins? if this isn't proof they control anything idk what is, also redditors will tell you this is antisemitic

>> No.14985905

>>14985886
Part 4) I am not exaggerating when I say I was suicidal. I tried to kill myself a few times so there was some other things going on in my mind than giving some psycho 1000 that I might need for rent at some point. Considering how things got that was the correct decision and it saved my life. I literally got down to my last dollar and would have been evicted and killed myself had I not done everything to grind out some money. I filed my mtgox claim and there was a meeting coming up so I took out some credit cards to help me get by in the mean time , accumulating about 6k in credit card debt. Unfortunately to this day mtgox has not paid out. Now I was in debt, injured, suicidal, starving, and had to start doing surveys to survive. I spent up to 10 hours some days making like three dollars an hour on mturk. I had a terrible wrist injury and doing this clicking every day made me get to the point where I could barely use it. Still I battled on. It took a couple more years but I’ve slowly worked my way up to physical activity again and work part time delivering food. I live with my mom, and despite how much of a fucking scam this world is I persist on.

>> No.14985926

>wrote off my 3k crypto losses in 2018

G-guys?!? Do I owe Israel 3k to remain in good goy compliance status?!?!

>> No.14985929

>>14985905
Part 5) Today I wake up to find out I’m being watched by the irs, while to this date not one elite person in the panama papers has been held accountable. Bribery is literally commonplace in the us through lobbying or handing contracts to friends, but I’m who the country decides to target. Bring it the fuck on you fucking parasites. I would love for these people to go through the last few years of my bank accounts to literally watch a timeline of me starving to death. I don’t own a fucking thing and have negative value yet I will be painted by these evil people as the one who is cheating the system. Actually the mafia government in the us is the one cheating the system and this better be some catalyst that awakens people to how these sick fucks hold themselves to zero standards and hold their slaves to impossible ones until they get cancer and die. Fuck the system. I’ll give them that grand when it isn’t going to be used to murder people for oil.


- The Bitcoin Villain Who Is Ready To Start Killin

>> No.14985979

>>14985929
bummer to read this man
don't pay them shit
the government cut my legs and threw me in a cage over some pot and prevented me from being employed
I have mental issues and basically have had all my rights stripped away
I grinded in bitcoin for 7 years now and it has been the only thing that kept me a float
they're trying to start a war with us fuck them

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>>14983777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYaxCAd_2w

>> No.14986301

>>14984139
The jew works through fear. Only a fraction of a fraction of a percent of goyim get audited, but they rape you publicly in front of the rest of the goyim to scare you into compliance.

Then the jews be sure to flood goyim spaces with this propaganda, to try to make them think that the Israeli Revenue Service cares about their $1000 in Linkies.

>> No.14986579

>>14984252
I have a co-worker who owes the IRS $80,000, got into severe debt gambling and stopped reporting for years. He never went to jail, all he does is wage cuck to pay them back.

>> No.14986615

>>14985169
Where do you live anon?

>> No.14986693

And somehow Bezos pays 0 in taxes.

>> No.14986696

Welp, I'm receiving one of the nasty versions. I received a phone call today from a detective at the IRS' "compliance and enforcement" division.

He said expect it with in the next week. And somehow they knew my wallet addresses. I'm guessing they got it from jewbase.

And he said that I was now under investigation and, that I was not to touch or move any crypto from the wallets or it would be considered "obstruction of justice".

I'm also blocked from doing anything on coinbase. It just says error. I can't even move money between GDAX and Coinbase. It shows in my wallet but when I go to transfer it just says "error, funds not available"

>> No.14986788

>>14984131
you have to pay taxes on unrealized gains.
if you are up, you gotta cash out and pay taxes

>> No.14986835

>>14983777

>keeping your money on an exchange that reports to the IRS

Why

>> No.14986873

>>14983986

Who gives a shit about the Slave Masters, their days are numbered.

>> No.14986918

I was just taking a shit on the toilet when the bathroom wall was blown open by a breaching charge. Ten men in suits and a well dressed Rabbi came running in. I didn't know what the fuck to do. Before I could say anything the Rabbi informed me they were from the IRS bitcoin division and that I owed back taxes. I tried to think of something to say but the Rabbi got right in my face and said I had to learn to "go fiat or get fucked". Next thing I knew the IRS agents were holding me down while the Rabbi fucked my ass raw.

I shouldn't have ignored the letter I got last week.

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>>14985855
>>14985864
>>14985886
>>14985905
>>14985929
These sick fucks just don't get it.

The 2nd American Civil War is going to start over issues like this.

>> No.14987054

>>1498428

Wesley Snipes
Ja Rule
Martha Stewart

>> No.14987083

>>14986696
How much crypto do you have?

>> No.14987085

>>14986788
no u dont kunt lmao. if u make a trade and its taxed ,

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14987101

Here's what Coinbase Pro does when I try to move money now. This is fucked up

>> No.14987112

>>14987083
8.3 m, and 380 btc

>> No.14987127

>>14987112
Fuck dude. That sucks... leave the country with your BTC and never come back

>> No.14987158

>>14987127
I can't move it bro

>> No.14987174

>>14984390
No chainlink will add insulation to it

>> No.14987175

>>14983777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4

>> No.14987219

CPA here who works in corporate tax. AMA.

>> No.14987232

>>14987219
if you paid income tax on mining revenue, held past 1 year, is it just capital gains tax when you sell?

>> No.14987277

>>14983777
>Land of the "free"

>> No.14987310

>>14987277
haha great meme pal!

>> No.14987385

Taxation is theft, dont report shit because if you do all thats going to happen is they will know you have crypto, and probably fuck you harder.

>> No.14987610

>>14987232
If you've held it more than one year for investment, then it's long term capital gain. IRC §1222.

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>>14984672
>Gambling is tax exempt
Huh

>> No.14987683

>>14987385
Found the ancap retard. Pay your taxes.

>> No.14987691

>>14983777
suck governments ass faggot lol

>> No.14987730

Thank god we don't have to deal with this in India. Eat shit, Amerifats!!

>inb4 streetpooper

>> No.14987736

>>14984897
nigger

>> No.14987740

>>14986696
oh shit. fuck.

>> No.14987745

>>14984672
>gambling is tax exempt

how are you not in jail already for being so stupid?

>> No.14987771

>>14984019
>we're serious this time goyim
The irs can get fukt

>> No.14987924

>>14986301
>Israeli Revenue Service
How the fuck have I not been using this?

Added to my daily lexicon.

>> No.14987945

>>14987683
found the statist retard, keep licking boots

>> No.14987983

>>14986696
>I received a phone call today from a detective at the IRS' "compliance and enforcement" division.

Since when do they call people? IRS doesn't cold call.

>> No.14987992

>>14987945
Ancaps aren't anarchists. You need the state to enforce capitalism.

>> No.14988015

>>14986943
>implying (((their))) goal isn't to start a 2nd Civil War
lad they want us to revolt. We wouldn't stand a chance

>> No.14988022

Where's Hitler when you need him

>> No.14988040

>>14987992
not an ancap. More of an Anarchist desu. Couldn't care less if you want to subscribe to capitalism, communism or whatever as long as you dont erode my ability, or others ability to do the same

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14988051

>>14983777
>being newfag enough to buy XRP using your real name and SSN from coinbase and other kike newfag fuckfest

>> No.14988100

>>14987983
Hello, this is Rakesh from the IRS Compliance and Enforcement Division. If you do not send 1 Bit Coin to the following address, we will report you to the IRS. If you are woman, you must also send pictures of bobs and vegana.

>> No.14988122

>>14986696
>>14987112
>keeping this much money on coinbase
anon what the fuck are you doing

>> No.14988163

I'm an American expat. I have realized that I probably cannot go to the USA ever again due to tax reasons unless I do some inception shit on a plane on the way there to clear my name so I can see my nonexistent kids again.

>> No.14988182

FELLOW BURGERS

REJOICE

IF YOU'RE NEVER FUCKING SELLING THERE'S NOT TAXABLE EVENT

FUCK THE FED, FUCK THE KIKES, BUY AND HOLD UNTIL (((THEY))) COLLAPSE

>> No.14988287

>>14988182
this anon fucks

>> No.14988301
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14988301

>>14988163
Anon, I have good news for you

>> No.14988313

>>14988182
You have to pay tax just for buying any crypto if you are a burger. What part do you not understand? The never selling BS is false. The moment you purchase crypto you have to pay tax.

>> No.14988329

>>14988313
CPA here. Not true in the least.

>> No.14988399

>>14983777
Can they really do anything if I never withdraw all my money into fiat?

>> No.14988452

>>14988313

neck yourself retard

>> No.14988483

>>14988399
anon there are 30 million illegals with their own economy within economy. their fake id, ssn etc. ffs even their own armed militias. in your case i would invest in dick enlargement and offer it to schlomo to suck it ones he comes for shekels.

>> No.14988495

>>14988313
YOU'RE RETARDED READ A BOOK

>> No.14988550

>>14983986
Well obviously didn't lose it in shit coins if you sold back to fiat

>> No.14988734

>>14987175
Underrated post

>> No.14988740

>>14984071
If you use coinbase then SENT doesn't do jack fucking shit. Blockchains dont give a fuck about IP addresses.

>> No.14988763

>>14984281
Weasly fucking snipes, you dumb nigger

>> No.14988814

>>14985585
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman (yeah, I'm the taxman)

Should five per cent appear too small?
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman (yeah, I'm the taxman)

>> No.14989066

>>14987175
who is the braphog at 0:21?
HNNNNGGGGG