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i saw a cutie buying bitcoin but i was too scared to talk to her
i coulda had a bitcoin cutie if i wasnt so autistic
im never gonna have my own cutie

>> No.14977477

>>14977447
>small
>blonde

You're right. She is cute. She's somewhat intelligent too if she's buying crypto. Don't lose heart, OP. The less desirable you are, the more money you need to get what you want. Which is why I need 7 digits.

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14977504

>>14977447
>tfw no crypto qt

>> No.14977525

>>14977447
she has a fridge mode body wtf

>> No.14977541

>>14977447
> blonde
> probably young
> nice feet

You fucked up OP. You have to combat the autism there is no other way.

>> No.14977555

>>14977541
>Nice feet
They look like "she" has a pretty big dick

>> No.14977628

>>14977447
White girls are gross as fuck and overrated

>> No.14977650

>>14977525
Its maam maam godammit.................

>> No.14977721

>>14977477
>she
Anon...

>> No.14977750

>>14977628
>t. Niggerlover

>> No.14977983

>>14977628
Jews are worse.

>> No.14977990

>>14977447
sell signal once she starts buying UND. It's an insiders boys game right now, get as much as you can my fellow neets.

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14977992

>>14977477

Oh you got them 7s allright

>> No.14978034

>>14977983
Nah atleast some Jews have the cute big Jew noses. White girls are just bland and trash

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14978101

>>14978034
all b8'd up and nowhere to go

>> No.14978139

>>14977447
>he...he-hey, I see you are buying bitcoin. That’s pretty cool. You are into crypto’s?

>uuhh....yeah...

>t-thats awesome. I’m into crypto aswell. Have you ever heard of Chainlink? It’s a decentralized oracle network for smartcontracts that allows them to execute according to real world events.

>uuh no I haven-

>it’s ran by this really cool guy named sergey, and they even acquired town crier. You know, like Ari Juels? Inventor of the word ‘proof of work’? It’s pretty neat, I really think you should invest heavily into it. I’m all in. I actually have some memes on my phone, would you like to see?

>> No.14978171

>>14977447
so you take a creep shot? foh incel faggot ass nigger ill fucking kill you

>> No.14978179

>>14978139
Not even funny. Just cringe. Inserting your stupid shitcoin into every post on here is just embarrassing.

>> No.14978181

>>14978171
m'lady

>> No.14978188

>>14977541
>nice feet
I can tell you're not into feet. She's a 4/10.

>> No.14978192

>>14978181
you cant flip this on me faggot
if you take creep shots, youre a fucking incel faggot most likely a pedo
eat shit faggot ass nigger

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14978227

>>14978192
take dat dick outta ya mouf

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14978268

>>14977477
>7 digits
>77477
Four 7s and mirror checked

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14978273

>>14977477
kek is watching over you

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14978281

>>14977477
>why I need 7 digits
checked

>> No.14978663

>>14977447
>be me
>15
>want to buy LSD and mush again
>get 500 CAD
>go to ATM
>spend my 500 on BTC (2015)
>thot comes into store via uber and waits in line to buy
>alright face but nice body
>asks me "why are you buying BTC"
>sorta panic and answer "w-well you can buy games and get a nice discount"
>"ah thats nice, I didnt know you could use it for those things"
>"w-what are you getting BTC for tho"
>"o-oh well its to put an ad on this backpage thing haha..."
>ask her what backpage is and say goodbye when she replies
>notice she has tons of tattoos
>search what the fuck backpage is a few years later
>understand she wasnt selling a couch on backpage
>also realize how much money I lost buying LSD instead of getting more BTC
Fun story to write while not sober

>> No.14978681

>>14977447
>brown South East Asian filth
>cutie

She's a fucking disgusting drug dealer. Probably a weed dealer(the trashiest drug)

>> No.14978690

>>14978681
nice

>> No.14978723 [DELETED] 

>>14977447
>saw a cute girl
>so i took a picture of her without asking
how niggerish

>> No.14978915

It’s a tranny

>> No.14979063

>>14977447
That not even one of you retards think of the situation that she is probably a drugsrunner or a prostitute washing money.

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14979101

>>14978681
>>14979063
are you guys boomer politicians? because thats what you sound like
muh only used for drugs
muh only criminals use it

>> No.14979399

>>14979101
Tell me why a roastie would buy Bitcoin.

I genuine never met a woman who
- is doing investments on her own iniative
- who has critical thoughts about our monetary system.
- who will go through the hassle of buying something with Bitcoin while she could just buy it straight with a credit card.

>> No.14979457

>>14979399
Hi

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14979478

>>14979457
Hi fren

>> No.14980076

>>14979399
>Tell me why a roastie would buy Bitcoin.
"my crush chad is into bitcoin maybe if i own some he will pay attention to me"

>> No.14980094

>>14977447
you've missed nothing anon
she was probably just cashing out all the betabucks she got from virgins online

>> No.14980096

>>14979399
hooker laundering gains

>> No.14980145

>>14979399
maybe they're in tech and following crypto is their job?

>> No.14980396

Buy 0.1 Bitcoin for around less than $800 the wait for BTC to go back up to $10000 and profit.

>> No.14980921

>>14978663
Damn if she held all the btc she made from sucking dick shed be a millionaire

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14981176

>>14977477
>huwhite women
>2019
lolololololol

>> No.14981351

>>14977541
>> probably young
THAT hairstyle
THAT fashion style
THAT bag
THAT is not 'probably young' ffs - its fucking 40 if its a day, legs still in reasonable nick tho tbf. goddamit /biz/ get your shit together. You aint -never- gonna survive the first bar crawl / trawl when you can't recognize em from the rear. Instantly. In dim lighting, while drunk

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>>14977628
This desu

>> No.14981370

>>14981354
she's so fucking attractive

>> No.14981394

>>14980921
I think she could still become a millionaire as a camwhore.
I mean people (thirsty beta men) pay for bathwater, thats really fucked up.

>> No.14981425

>>14981351
this, I cant believe noone else sees this. shes at least 40+, probably a mom buying BTC for her 15 yr zoomer son

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14981438

>>14978139
>I actually have some memes on my phone, would you like to see?
Underrated

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14981478

>>14981370
She's my dream gf

>> No.14981493

>>14977447
Imagine how much she's sweating OP standing behind her taking pictures while she uses a BTC ATM.

>> No.14981505

>>14981478
black anons imagining they're that monkey