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14970083 No.14970083 [Reply] [Original]

>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

>> No.14970100

>>14970083
Haven't seen this pasta in a while. Sage, faggot.

>> No.14970105

>>>/r9k/
Polite sage

>> No.14970107

>>14970083
Should have found out where she lives, brah

>> No.14970117

if this isn't a larp honestly bro you're too far gone.

are you autistic? because it looks like you are. get urself an autist girl.

honestly this is the type of shit i wouldn't even do when i was 15 and an actual incel because i had some brain

it might be too late to get help for you. might wanna consider offing yourself desu I would in ur situation

>> No.14970121

>>14970083
What was deep meaningful conversation to you was babble small talk to her. Cause she’s a woman.

>> No.14970128

Based

>> No.14970152

COTI and FTM shills incoming

>> No.14970161

>>14970100
It was posted like last week

>> No.14970200

Thanks just bought 100k

>> No.14970323

>>14970117
>get urself an autist girl
there's no such thing as female autism

>> No.14970422

Im laughing at the pathetic incels in here who dont realize this is pasta.

Like >>14970121

Im sure theres more to come. Ty op

>> No.14970691

>>14970100
I still laugh about it every time

>>14970323
>there's no such thing as female autism

oh anon, there is female autism. and its worse than you could ever imagine. believe me.

>> No.14971264

>>14970691
name one example

>> No.14971363

>>14971264
You.