/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14968237]

Yo /biz/ I am a 18 year old looking for freaks to FUCK. Where do you lads find absolute freakazoid squirter's like pictured?

[Anonymous No.14968245]

area 51

[Anonymous No.14968251]

>>14968237
if you live in Florida you should see them everyday

[Anonymous No.14968271]

>>14968237
R9k but don’t go around with knifey

[Anonymous No.14968284]

>>14968251
GO THE FUCK BACK TO PLEBBIT

[Niggerkiller9000 No.14968294]

>>14968237
>Where do you lads find absolute freakazoid squirter's like pictured?

walmart at 1am

[Anonymous No.14968296]

>>14968284
struck a nerve floridafag?

[Anonymous No.14968420]

Stoke on trent

[Anonymous No.14968448]

What the fuck is this fucking shut FUCK gonna have nightmares tonight

[Anonymous No.14968523]

>>14968271
I just spend 20 minutes on rk9 and it seems like I can get laid by freaks if I post there. Is this the wrong board for hot freaky squirt pussy

[Anonymous No.14969072]

>>14968237
Too easy mate.

Skyscanner, book cheap w/e flight to Manila; also a mid range hotel in Ayala.

Once you get there, go to Manila Intramuros (main entrance), take the tour for the Intramuros on a Tuesday. Say that you want to do it with a guide while on the donkey; a middle aged Philipino man will approach you and you shall accept his offer and pay the 2000php. Tell him you know about his book but want to help him with it, and since the FSI are on his tracks offer to accompain him to Payatas. He might be worried or suspicious in the beginning but will eventually take you with him and give you a room in his Malate place for the night; he will offer you dinner, which you should refuse.
Following morning he will knock on your door; don't respond nor open it, pretend you are sleeping and look out of the window; you will soon see him approaching a midget. Take a picture of him discussing with the midget; then run downstairs with your stuff, push anyone trying to stop you - be careful now as shit's about to get real - until you reach the entrance door. Don't leave from there: there's a small lever from the ceiling which you should pull; get up the ladder and leave from the tiny window you will find there. Jump on the roof and you will see the Church of St Augustin in front of you; climb down and disperse yourself in the crowd. Go back to your hotel room, wait until 11pm and go to Burgos Street, down the end where the Midget Boxing bar is. Before you get in, tell one of the bouncers you want to be a referee for the night. Once at the table, order anything but American spirits; politely but firmly refuse if girls ask to join you. At one stage a muscular middle aged man with a wide scar on his.right cheek will appoach you; before he says anything, show him the photo you took earlier and ask him: "WHERE IS JOJO LOPEZ". Be careful if you want to rough him up as he's a brown belt ju jitsu fighter; a small bribe might do the trick but insist that he takes you to Jojo.

[Anonymous No.14969077]

>>14968237
>>14969072
Now there are two possibilities: you might be sent somewhere around A Venue or to a seedy internet cafe. Either way, make sure the guy sticks with you when you talk with Jojo.
It might be that if in A Venue in front of SM you'll get approached by an old-ish white south african scammer who tries to swindle foreigners. Remember Jojo is a gangsters and strenght respects only strenght, so be a nasty cunt and tell him directly to fuck off (yell and threaten him). Same if you see any Chinese around (Jojo hates the Chinese). The key here is convincing Jojo to bring you to the "Payatas pensil gardens", insist you depart with him and the guy (bargain down to max 60k php return trip 20% upfront if they ask more); if they tell you to carry a gun / drugs / bottle / whatever tell them to fuck off an insist you just wanna be transported.
Any complaint they make, just yell "I know what's going on in there" or "I know the mother of monsters!"; don't be too aggro with Jojo but do insist - he likes the money but he's not too keen to go there as another "general" he fucked in prison (he's also one) has relatives there that wanna fry him; january 2018 the cunt had a rough time when they drugged him and scraped a gang tattoo off his leg with sandpaper then tried to hang him on a meathook but he managed to escape. Might tell you that story. Anyway - now it isn't even the beginning. He likes the money so eventually will give in. Insist to depart on the following day only with Jojo (ni need of the other uguy) once convinced. Take him to dinner and know him more, bond with him and drink something together. When he's more relaxed tell him M. Cuneta sent you to do business and get some company for him and friends but you need to do some testing.

[Anonymous No.14969079]

>>14969072

[Anonymous No.14969138]

>>14969077
>>14969072
This is why I browse biz

[Anonymous No.14969177]

>>14969077
ok so where are the freaks??

[Anonymous No.14969320]

>>14969072
>>14969077
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.14969339]

>>14969072
>>14969077
It's like a schizophrenics brain just vomited

[Anonymous No.14969459]

>>14969072
>>14969077

1. Make and adventure point and click game about this
2. ????
3. profit

[Anonymous No.14969718]

>>14969072
>>14969077