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You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>> No.14967442

>>14967435
he was bald

>> No.14967536

>>14967435
he's african

>> No.14967549

>>14967435
he only losses money

>> No.14967552

>>14967435
Neuralink will create hive minds which will end humanity as we know it.

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14967555

>>14967435
I am

>> No.14967582

>>14967435
>>14967555
Fake tweet is Why. Obviously a scam across the board after bags were dropped at 350 sats.

>> No.14967603

>>14967435
I will but not now, market collapse imminent. need to buy the real dip.

investing in crypto for now seems more reasonable.

>> No.14967605

>>14967435
Because all my money is in crypto

>> No.14967606

>>14967435
>*lights blunt*
>"that guy who saved those kids is a pedophile"
>"dude aliens lmao"
Because he's an attention whore who cares more about the spotlight than his stock, and he's due for another episode

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>>14967435
ELON? More like, FELON

>> No.14968282

>>14967435
I don't suffer from trisomy 21.

>> No.14968484

>>14967435
Most of his stuff is literally rebbitbait.
>Hyperloop is a bad meme
>Electric cars will be viable only if they will have easily replaceable batteries so instead of waiting for a recharge you would just switch your empty battery with an already recharged battery. Recharge station will have to bank tons of batteries for this to work.
>Space x is a meme that MIGHT be used for commercial stuff (satellites, space trips)
>his new brain meme will be just used to mil publicity by baiting the press periodically every 6 months with non-news

>> No.14968599

>>14968484

checks