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14946737 No.14946737 [Reply] [Original]

You die in a car accident tomorrow. Does your family have a way of cashing out your corns. And more importantly, do you care?

>> No.14946937

>>14946737
i dont care, im dead anyway and my mother wouldnt know what to do with that kind of money anyway

>> No.14946944

>>14946937
>zoomer

>> No.14946946

>>14946737
Yeah I told my brother where to find my Poloniex and Coinbase recovery codes that I printed out if anything ever happens to me. If I don't make it the people who are closest to me are god damn it

>> No.14946967

>>14946946
>tfw they kill you

>> No.14946984

As if anyone who could access it would be excited about $1,000.

>> No.14946987 [DELETED] 

>>14946737
Mmm.

>> No.14946994

>>14946967
This

>> No.14947019

>>14946737
a family member has my seed words

>> No.14947028

>>14946737
Chainlink in collaboration with Openlaw will allow you to automatically release funds from your wallet to your family members in the event of your death.

>> No.14947031
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14947031

>>14946737
i died and was revived. between the time and died and i was revived, there was nothing. it wasn't like sleep, there were no dreams, no brain activity.

before i died, there was something, then i died, and there was nothing, then before i knew it there was something again. i didn't feel the nothing, no time passes when you're gone, you don't go anywhere.

best i can explain it. so for that reason, i can honestly say, no, nobody would be able to cash out my coins, and no i don't care because i'd be non-existant. no time passing by, just nothing.

>> No.14947077

I have a will that tells them how to.
The will tells them the passwords are encrypted (via AES, in a self-extracting 7zip archive) on a USB I always have with me.

And the will tells them that encrypted USB's password is buried in a box under the cement somewhere in my house.

So in order to steal it from me while I'm still alive, the thief will have to steal something I always carry on my person, AND break floors in my house.
If they even know those exist. My will is electronic, set to be sent by a deadman switch (Google's inactive account manager)

>> No.14947103

>>14947031
Yes you experience eons as mere microseconds until you suddenly wake up again dingus, reason you didn't is because your body was still there and you got revived

>> No.14947114

Kinda makes me wonder about coinbase. Lets say I die, and obviously all my info is on there, can my mother or wife or whoever(someone who can legally prove they are next of kin) go to coinbase and show my death certificate or whatever else they want and access my account?

>> No.14947133

>>14947077
Why don't you use your weaponized autism for evil

>> No.14947137
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14947137

>>14947103
it's eerie as fuck though, the fact that no time passes for you at all in that state. i guess when we're gone, we're really gone and maybe one day out of random chance we may be born as someone/something else, somewhere else, with new consciousness and go through all of this again or something completely different depending on where.

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14947154

No, but ill die peacefully knowing that i pumped fellow marines bags and links supply is now effectively -200000

>> No.14947181

>>14947031
Can’t stop reading this it’s tripping me out so bad.

>> No.14947188

>>14947137
Death is final. You aren't reborn. Death isn't the dark screen at the end of the movie. It's the movie never having happened at all.

>> No.14947201 [DELETED] 

>>14947137
>i guess when we're gone, we're really gone and maybe one day out of random chance we may be born as someone/something else, somewhere else, with new consciousness and go through all of this again or something completely different depending on where.
Cringey degenerate drug users

>> No.14947225

>>14947114


read here

https://support.coinbase.com/customer/en/portal/articles/2321225-how-do-i-gain-access-to-a-deceased-family-member-s-coinbase-account-

>> No.14947235

>>14946737
They'd be too brainlet to obtain a single penny and I find that funny.

>> No.14947237

>>14947028
This actually might be a useful application for this sort of thing

>> No.14947245

>>14947188

In a way, it's kind of a comforting though.
This whole thing we are doing right now is all meaningless at the end.

>> No.14947256

>>14947245
Not for anyone that has an IQ over 100. Mankind was not meant to live with this kind of knowledge. We need the promise of eternal reward.

>> No.14947318

>>14947256
Yikes and cringepilled.
Anything eternal will rapidly devolve into a hell. Be grateful your life is only temporary. Being afraid of dying is like being afraid of going to sleep lmao, I mean yeah you have dreams but dreams only represent a small amount of your sleep.

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>>14947181
it fucked with me for a while, but i found some peace in knowing that at least when i die, there is nothing, and since time doesn't pass, all my memories, the good and the bad, all cease to exist, so all the problems i've ever had that i still stress about and current issues and future issues and fights with family members or friends or loved ones or missing people that are gone will all be gone and there will be absolutely nothing that i will ever feel or know.

it makes everything seem so meaningless, but when you're down, just think about that and realize that you should just do what makes you happy because everything we get to experience and feel is only right here. after this, there's literally nothing. may as well make the most of it here because that nothing could be eternal. then again, it's not like we'd know it anyway, so even saying do what makes you happy seems meaningless.

i'm torn again. fuck.

>> No.14947359

Based and redpilled>>14947318

>> No.14947379

>>14947031
how's recovery going, anon? i remember you from another thread. have you relapsed since?

>> No.14947391

>>14947154
thank you for your service

>> No.14947410
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>>14947379
hey anon, glad to see someone recognize me from this post. i feel compelled to post it because it's all that's been on my mind. talking about it here helps since i don't talk to anyone about much of anything IRL nowadays.

i haven't relapsed, but i've always been a very infrequent drug user, which is why i overdosed so easily and all my friends didn't. it was definitely a july 4th i'll remember.

that being said, i've been drawn to using more now than ever because i feel like i was robbed of my good time that day since i wasn't awake for any of the high. but i'm staying away from drugs until another 'blue moon occasion' occurs where i see my friends and participate in some degenerate drug use to try and feel some sort of happiness.

until then, i'm happy being unhappy trading.

thanks for asking, btw. <3

>> No.14947415

>>14947188
I mean we all pray that is true, but acting like it is a certainty is just mean. The idea that your self awareness is an emergent property of your biology is just an assumption. It is just as possible that your biology acts as an antenna that receives the awareness which people identify as the soul or spirit. In such a scenario death would not be the end, there is no reason to say the former is more likely than the latter.

>> No.14947422

>>14947245
Wow anon read your fucking bible

>> No.14947434

>>14947031
also it is important to point out that this "thing" being received by your biology would be so different, existing in such a different state, that recalling it with oyur memory, should you go through an NDE, would likely be impossible. There's no way around the fact that there is a 50/50 (as far as we can know) chance that your awareness does survive after death in some form.

>> No.14947444

>>14946737
They do not. I plan to set my dad up with a little riddle though soon, to get a number combination that unlocks a safe with my hardware wallet in it. If I die before that, my stinkers are off the market.

>> No.14947447

>>14947410
>until then, i'm happy being unhappy trading.
i know exactly what you mean by that. i'm in the same boat. you're welcome anon, best of luck to you, i hope you make it

>> No.14947478

>>14947447
same to you anon, i hope you make it and find some times of happiness along the way.

>> No.14947578

>>14946737
yes and yes
I pity anyone who does not have a healthy relationship with his/her mother.

>> No.14947632

>>14946737
No.
All my nice family members are dead so Idc.

>> No.14947803

>>14947410
we love you, anon. do what you will do and nothing else. no substitutes and no compromises.

>> No.14947820

>>14946737
My family don't even know I have crypto. Do I care that it'll be lost when I die? Nope. I'll be dead. If I die young, it'll be 100% after I make it. That's just how life works. I won't even care. Give me 2 years of being rich before I die. Better than a lifetime of being poor.

>> No.14947832

>>14947803
i have a bunch of post it notes on my pc, just screenshotted this reply and i'm going to write it down and post it on there.

thanks anon <3

>> No.14947855

Of course not, since anyone cant cash out

>> No.14947898

>>14946737
No, yes and no. I would like to leave wealth for them, but I don't believe any of my family who 'need it' would use it to improve themselves or use it to build wealth.

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>>14947803
you've been immortalized, and it's one of my 3 post it notes that'll keep me going now. <3

>> No.14947919

>>14947415
yeah except on of these scenarios has evidence to support it and one doesn't.

>> No.14947923

>>14947832
Post this up asshole. First off you come off as a attention whore second off you are junky piece of trash lowlife...nobody really gives a fuck about you or your opinion and third you dickhead you obviously had awareness so you hardly ceased to exist...because you are a self centred piece of garbage you went to limbo to sit and figure out that you are a asshole but I've saved you from that now as I've made you now aware of it...so now go fuck yourself

>> No.14947927

>>14946737
Nope, but my crypto out of circulation. It'll be good for UND in the long run, just like it was for BTC.

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>>14947923

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>>14947923
that's too long for a post it note i think, also not really something i'd wanna read for inspiration every day

>> No.14947975

>>14947434
>There's no way around the fact that there is a 50/50 (as far as we can know) chance that your awareness does survive after death in some form.

You'll be reincarnated as the offspring of the living beings that consume your rotting carcass.

>> No.14948143

>>14947919
Read the post again. It stated very clearly that neither scenario has any evidence backing it up.

>> No.14948150

>>14946737
I'm 26 and I have never had a drivers license.

Autism saves the day again.

>> No.14948321

>>14946737
no, no

>> No.14948332

>>14947975
>>There's no way around the fact that there is a 50/50 (as far as we can know) chance that your awareness does survive after death in some form.
retarded