/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14945206]

>he lives in a cookie cutter house in suburban hell
>he owns a preowned Honda Civic
>he pops a Prozac every morning before work
>he drives 45 minutes each way to a cookie cuttie office park
>he has a mechanical engineering degree from a state university
>he slaves away for a soulless defense contractor every day
>he makes $65k a year
>Mr. Shekelstein is gracious enough to give him a 3% 401k match
>he has 25 years left on his 30 year mortgage
>he has 10 years left on his student loans
>he has a wife who works in H.R. at another soulless defense contractor in another cookie cutter office park
>he has two kids
>every other Friday they splurge on Olive Garden
>everyone tells him he's doing great
>this is what life is all about
>this is the American Dream

[Anonymous No.14945217]

HE POO POO BEFORE HE PEE PEE EHHEHEHEHEHE kys yourself

[Anonymous No.14945222]

>he owns a preowned Honda Civic
Let me guess, you take out huge loans for, or even worse, lease cars you can't afford? Hello NPC

[Anonymous No.14945241]

my old coworker did exactly this except he had no college degree and no 401k plan. also he rented and had a spic wife with a son that wasn't his. whenever an assignment got too overwhelming he would get so nervous and have to pop a xanax, he was on prozac or ritalin or some shit too (don't remember name). i felt really bad for him. Oh and he got fired for some office politics shit. Most important lesson he taught me? It doesn't matter how good you work, all that matters is who sees it. If you can do a good job and put in extra effort when your boss won't notice, don't bother. Oh and never get married.

[Anonymous No.14945250]

>he's 20 something
>He lives with his parents
>he has no ability to focus. has started and quit tons of different hobbies. Introductory knowledge of everything
>He makes memes in his spare times.
>He gets joy from (you)s and making anons laugh
>He hates niggers and jews
>He has no desire to work and will Van NEET at some point
>He's all in crypto and has no other plans
>He's a virgin but hates roasties
>This is BASED

[Anonymous No.14945256]

>>14945222
I drive a 20 year old beater, what's up with this projection?

[Anonymous No.14945267]

>>14945206
try the based method
>be alcoholic bartender
>no degree
>live with family
>dump every penny you make into crypto in hopes of "making it"

[Anonymous No.14945268]

>>14945250
Haha literally me lmao haha

[Anonymous No.14945286]

>>14945250
yep, this one's going in my based collection

[Anonymous No.14945311]

lol 65k a year two working partners and and they splurge on olive garden??

You could have a pretty nice car with that kind of income with some cash left over for go fast parts and entry to the drag strip every weekend.

People like that choose to be miserable because they spend their money on what? I dont even know, I make significantly less than 65k a year and I have more than enough money to throw at a hobby that makes me feel happy.

40 hours a week isn't a lot to give to sheckelstein unless you let it take over your real life.

[Anonymous No.14945331]

>>14945250
you really know me dont you

[Anonymous No.14945358]

>>14945206
Crypto has to work. Its the only way out. I don't even fuck with altcoins at all. I'm holding through 2 halvings no matter what

[Anonymous No.14945370]

>>14945206
If you make 65k in defense you are either worthless or have no idea how to negotiate salary

[Anonymous No.14945409]

>>14945311
>40 hours a week isn't a lot to give to sheckelstein

[Anonymous No.14945495]

>>14945311
Excluding weekends a work week is 120hrs long.
40hrs + commute + prepping yourself for work + unwind before Im me again = 60hrs
>60hrs left
Sleep for 8 hrs a night
>20hrs left
Make food & run errands 15hrs
>5hrs per work week to do what I want
>1hr per night

[Anonymous No.14945559]

>>14945206
>engineer
>only making 65k

[Anonymous No.14945970]

>>14945206
Sounds like a boring fucking hellscape.

[Anonymous No.14946176]

>>14945559
Most entry level engineers arent making that much unless they live in DC, NYC, SF.

The amount of outsourcing these days of engineering work is insane. Only labor shortages that exist are in CS and thats because the completion rate of CS degrees is really low.

You can't really count on making a lot of money as an engineer out of college unless you go to a high cost of living city, and when we get into a recession, developers are the first to be fired, unless they work for large companies in critical roles.

[Anonymous No.14946463]

>>14945559
you're letting software engineers skew your perception

most entry level engineers in the manufacturing sector actually do get 65-70k starting salary

[Anonymous No.14946502]

>>14945495
>sleeping 8hrs a night

Kek

[Anonymous No.14946509]

>>14945206
>student loans
>state college
Nice meme

[Anonymous No.14946551]

>>14945495
>Make food & run errands 15hrs
You could probably cut that in half. Hit Costco and Walmart maybe once every two weeks, so about two hours per week for most of your shopping. General cleaning, laundry, etc, also maybe two hours a week. Buy a crockpot and you can make great meals, I'll take 30 minutes preparing a roast, let it stew 6-8 hrs while I do whatever else, then I have 3-4 days worth of food.

[Anonymous No.14946634]

>>14945250
I'm definitely among my peers here

[Anonymous No.14946776]

>he lives in a McMansion he bought for 1 million
>he makes 200k a year
>his wife makes 200k/year
>he travels the world on a monthly basis
>they try a different Michelin star restaurant every week
>vacation in the banamas this winter
>one kid, another on the way, manage it with 2 nannies, one live-in

Damn it feels good to be a boomer

[Anonymous No.14946785]

>>14946776
Is that supermarket sushi?

[Anonymous No.14946796]

>>14946776
>one kid, another on the way, manage it with 2 nannies, one live-in
Based

[Anonymous No.14946805]

>>14946776
What the fuck I want to go to the bananas

[Anonymous No.14946817]

>>14946785

To you it probably tasted the same

[Anonymous No.14946827]

Literally zero of the above I might be the last incel left

[Anonymous No.14946828]

>>14946805
xd ^^

[Anonymous No.14946859]

>>14945250
Checked and keked. All incels should btfo and have sex

[Anonymous No.14947517]

>>14945250
>>he has no ability to focus. has started and quit tons of different hobbies. Introductory knowledge of everything
This is me. Jack of all trades and I wouldnt have it any other way

[Anonymous No.14947549]

>>14945495
>he doesn’t prep all his meals for the week on sundays
>he doesn’t cut his sleep down to 6.5 hours which is the most efficient amount of time (by reducing screen use in the evening you’ll feel more rested)
>he doesn’t listen to podcasts or run a side hustle while at work

[Anonymous No.14947622]

>>14946776
Based if not for wife working and getting banged by her boss

[Anonymous No.14947648]

>>14945217
By far the most/least intelligent post on this board.

[Anonymous No.14947675]

This is my life. But I don't need no Prozac
Don't expect me to give up living.
One thing I wish I knew when I was younger was the importance of not giving a fuck.
Literally no one cares about anything, why should you.

[Anonymous No.14947679]

>>14945286
Ikr, it’s so BAS3D to be an epic racist virgin le XD

[Anonymous No.14947686]

>>14945311
He bought litecoin at $300. They go to Rainforest Cafe after church sometimes.

[Anonymous No.14947716]

>>14945206
I'm sorry your life sounds like shit, but I 70x'd off ETH and am about to 70x that on UND. I never have to work again. This can happen to you too if you start with UND. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.14947797]

>>14947517
Learn something about everything and everything about something

[Anonymous No.14947918]

>>14945250
literally (you)

[Anonymous No.14947930]

>>14945250
based indeed

[Anonymous No.14947932]

>>14946776
What's the appeal of sushi/nigiri? It's just sticky rice with a strip of fish on top...

[Anonymous No.14947944]

>>14945250
here's a (you) for you
don't worry young padavan, losing your virginity won't change much in your life. But don't hate roasties, learn to manipulate them before making it.

[Anonymous No.14947957]

>>14945206
Fuck so engineering degrees are worthless? I better kill my self now then.

[Anonymous No.14947959]

>>14945206
lmao did you just get rejected from a job at Northrop/Lockheed/Raytheon/Boeing

[Anonymous No.14947991]

>>14946776
>this shit probably cost $300
give me a fucking Asado, ñoquis, milanesa con papas bitch

[Anonymous No.14947993]

>>14947932
it's a limited time offer, when we fuck up the ocean enough most of those fish will be extinct.

[Anonymous No.14948042]

>>14945250
delet this

[Anonymous No.14948754]

>>14945250
fuck man its me without the virgin part lmao reality hurts man

[Anonymous No.14948941]

>>14945206
>he lives in a commie block appartment
>he commutes 1h20 mins to work on public transportation
>he works a soul sucking job at a start up for 40k€ a year
>he goes to the gym after work
>at home he put his pre-prepped meal in the microwave
> has a gf but don't want her moving in to not disturb his habits
>dreams of leaving her to rebound with his first love
>hopes he'll make it with link or he'll throw himself out of the window of his office building
>has a lot of friends but don't hang out with them that much
>jerks off too much
>smokes weed on a daily basis
>had some radical political views before but don't care anymore
>he wishes he could stop the rat race but his only way out is a window on the 16th floor of a business building
>has 47 more years to go but he knows he's not strong enough for it

[Anonymous No.14948991]

>>14945206
>Has his own house
>Has a wife & kids
I would unironically murder niggers for this NPCs life, kys faggot

[Anonymous No.14948997]

>>14947679
kys

[Anonymous No.14949096]

>he lives
Stopped reading there and became depresse