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My mother came home and found me dressed in her panties and bra. I was sniffing her used undies and licking the wetness in my mouth while wearing her bra and other thong. I am a 35 year old virgin and she caught me. I just like the soft feeling of the fabric of her panties against my cock. I've also never been with a woman so I love sniffing her sweet juices and licking them. My mom is 55 and she still has sex with random guys she brings home she's a real hot woman and I've wanted to have sex with her ever since I was 15 years old I would spy on her and jerk off to her. I would imagine what my cock felt like in her pussy and I've always wanted to fuck her this is why I've never ever been with another woman but now after 15+ years of fantasizing about my mom she found me in on her bed playing with her panties and now she's said she is going to kick me out of the house. I'm fucked guys. I only have 45,000 links from my mom's allowance that she gives me every months I've can pumping it into crypto without her knowing. I told her I was using it for some online courses to learn computer programming and bought all through out 2018. Guys I've been a neet my whole life my.mom got divorced when I was 12 and she's raised me ever since. She's paid for my car, my cellphone, my computer games, my gas, my Internet, my Netflix, my food and everything else. Please guys all I was trying to do was live out my fantasies about my mom and now she's gone off the rails freaking out and crying. Please guys what are my options I don't want to be homeless. Should I pay for a lawyer? I kind of was wanting to wait for linkies to moon before trying to move out. I need to know my options here guys my mom is acting like an insane bitch and won't stop threatening to kick me out.

>> No.14923903

>>14923891
tell her you've been watching a lot of porn and tried stop and this is what happened

>> No.14923960

Psychiatrist here. The only way to get a hold of your issues is by having sex with your mother. Your penis must penetrate her vagina and you need to ejaculate inside of her.

>> No.14923972

Have sex incel

>> No.14923980

>business & finance
>NOT help me be a degenerate

>> No.14923995

>>14923960
Also a psychiatrist and I concur.

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14924031

>>14923891
Tfw OP’s larping out his ass but is very descriptive and almost believable. Get help, seriously.

>> No.14924123

>>14923960
Clinical Psychologist here. Make sure she rubs her pubes on your face too.

>> No.14924176

Post accurately reflects 95% of biz

>> No.14924392

LOL just sell like a portion of your LINK (10,000) and go rent a room or something for 500 a month. Don't even have to worry about being homeless just act like a man for once in your life.

Also, stop jerking off to your own mom.

>> No.14924433

>>14924031
This pasta is 50 years old