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14923810 No.14923810 [Reply] [Original]

It's the tail end of 2020
>Deutsche Bank is finally on the platform about to be dropped
>OhFugg:DD.jpg
>America can't fork up another $325 BILLION like it did back in 2008
>If the Germans blow up then so does the rest of the financial world
>Long Nose Fed Chairman knows he can't reduce interest rates any lower than what they are
>Can't print money or have another recession
>But if nothing is done then Mega Ultra Global Depression
>ExtremeWorry.png
>Some other Long Nose mentions that goys who put their "currency" into these banks are technically shareholders and the bank can take the goy's "wealth" for exchange of bank credits
>RUNBAIL-IN.EXE
>Wagie's and NEETs wake up in the early morning hours to go to work
>Before they leave they take a quick glimpse at their savings just to COPE with driving 2 hours to wageslave job
>ACCOUNT BALANCE $0.00
>WHATINTHEEVERLOVINGFUCK.GIF
>They call Mr. Shekelstein and take a sick day
>"OK, Anon, but it's coming out of your paycheck".
>Anon praises Mr. Shekelstein for granting him a day's rest
>Turn on news
>"US BANK HOLIDAY. ALL ASSETS FROZEN FOR 2 WEEKS. FDIC INSURANCE REVOKED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER. BANK CEO'S RECEIVE MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES FOR SAVING ECONOMY. BACK TO WORK, GOYIM."
>Wagie silently prepares the noose

This is the future. This is your brain on Fiat.

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14923859

>basement Neets, literally lower scum than working class shoeshiners, keep reiterating the same doomsday speil

Literally bullish as fuck for American markets

>> No.14923915

>>14923810
This is bullish as fuck for Silver Chads!!!

>> No.14923956

Wont happen, they will just keep printing money until its worthless

>> No.14923974

>>14923956
>dude just print more money lmao
400 IQ move by 4D Chess jews

>> No.14925032

>>14923974
That's exactly how economy works. USA owes a shit ton of unpayable money that will never get paid, so they ask for more money that is backed on their own coin. No one will ever claim that money because USA will just print it and crash the economy if it happens