30+ NEETS what is your LARP?

[Anonymous No.14921749]

Grown men (physically, at least) who are NEET and lifeless, what do you LARP as re: work/job when people ask, as they inevitably do?

My tinder says I'm a hedge fund manager but that just means I have a fuckload of crypto and hodl it while shitposting.

Wut say?

[Anonymous No.14921762]

>>14921749
I just say I‘m unemployed and never worked a day in my Life lmao

[Anonymous No.14921765]

I say I'm an investor.

[Anonymous No.14921894]

>>14921749
i try to avoid that topic and bubble something like im still studying on the side and do freelance work.

[Anonymous No.14921909]

>>14921749
Carpenter. It helps that I'm a licensed carpenter.

[Anonymous No.14921910]

>>14921749
inbetween jobs or ill just say I work IT freelance or whatever.

[Anonymous No.14921930]

>>14921910
>IT freelance
this is a good one because it's boring, so unless they're a techie it shuts them the fuck up 99% of the time.
if you say you're an investor or a trader or in finance, that just piques their interest and leads to more questions.

[Anonymous No.14921986]

>>14921930
>i'm a daytrader and i don't discuss my strategies with others, sorry. i can recommend reading for you if you're interested, however.
people are absolutely averse to reading as if it were a plague.

[Anonymous No.14922040]

>>14921749
>Hedge fund manager
>Hey anon that must mean you have lots of money right?
>well you see, about that.....

[Anonymous No.14922493]

>hedge fund manager

[Anonymous No.14922516]

>>14921749
work? like a job? isnt that what poor people do?

[Anonymous No.14922639]

>>14921749
Finance, and I don't expect you to understand.

[Anonymous No.14922744]

I tell them I’m a model