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My mother came home and found me dressed in her panties and bra. I was sniffing her used undies and licking the wetness in my mouth while wearing her bra and other thong. I am a 35 year old virgin and she caught me. I just like the soft feeling of the fabric of her panties against my cock. I've also never been with a woman so I love sniffing her sweet juices and licking them. My mom is 55 and she still has sex with random guys she brings home she's a real hot woman and I've wanted to have sex with her ever since I was 15 years old I would spy on her and jerk off to her. I would imagine what my cock felt like in her pussy and I've always wanted to fuck her this is why I've never ever been with another woman but now after 15+ years of fantasizing about my mom she found me in on her bed playing with her panties and now she's said she is going to kick me out of the house. I'm fucked guys. I only have 45,000 links from my mom's allowance that she gives me every months I've can pumping it into crypto without her knowing. I told her I was using it for some online courses to learn computer programming and bought all through out 2018. Guys I've been a neet my whole life my.mom got divorced when I was 12 and she's raised me ever since. She's paid for my car, my cellphone, my computer games, my gas, my Internet, my Netflix, my food and everything else. Please guys all I was trying to do was live out my fantasies about my mom and now she's gone off the rails freaking out and crying. Please guys what are my options I don't want to be homeless. Should I pay for a lawyer? I kind of was wanting to wait for linkies to moon before trying to move out. I need to know my options here guys my mom is acting like an insane bitch and won't stop threatening to kick me out.

>> No.14915047

Stop

>> No.14915049

Back to r9k you go

>> No.14915066

you can honestly sell like 5k link and live impoverished until the moon this year

>> No.14915073

>>14915040
i know this is a larp, but consider the fact that you're up late posting this shit and it's almost as pathetic as the person described in your post

>> No.14915098

>>14915040
She'd respect him more if he didn't shitpost all day (all day nigga)

>> No.14915367

7/10

>> No.14915384

>>14915040
there is only one solution, to get rid of your fantasy you need to fuck her. tell her you want her to show you all how to fuck a woman

>> No.14915505

>>14915040
haha I remember when this larp was believable as 45k linkies was an average amount

>> No.14915584

tell her you were high on meth

>> No.14915605

pics of your mom ?

>> No.14916155
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>> No.14916191

>>14915040
what a fucking tease. No continuation of story, no pics.
hope you got killed by your mom op