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I'm currently sitting here in my desk with a glock ready to fire into my mouth. I have never touched a breast. I have never been on a date. I have never touched any woman ever. My birthday is tomorrow and I'm turning 37. I am really about to end it here. What is the point of living if I'm about to turn into a 37 year old kissless touchless hopeless virgin?

>> No.14886317

Have sex

>> No.14886318

>>14886304
go git a fucking hooker man. or one of those asian massage places

>> No.14886338

>>14886304
It's overrated. Money is better

>> No.14886348

>>14886304
men are xy and women are xx so sex is 50 percent gay. youre 0 percent gay

>> No.14886354

>>14886318
Literally impossible. Having sex is impossible for me. I pay everyone to deliver food to my house. I never leave my house ever unless it's an emergency. I think the last time I left my house was over 10 months ago when my father had a heart attack and I had to visit him in the hospital for one day before going back home. I literally suffer from extreme social anxiety and panic attacks if I get even close to females. If a woman talks to me I have extreme pains in my chest, I can't breathe, I have shaky hands. The only woman I can talk to is my mom. I am an only child and I fucking hate my life.

I got lucky by being an early crypto adopter but all of this money doesn't mean a fucking thing to me if I can't get over my fears of women. I just want to be normal guys. Please for the love of God help me. FUCK

>> No.14886377

>>14886354
man this is turning into a theme here, you are fucking larping arent ya? if you're not then you need to chill the fuck out and go outside for a good walk, try to talk to some woman even if its a damn cashier. The worst that can happen is nothing compared to blowing your brains out, stop being a goddamn pussy and go fuck a whore you retard

>> No.14886380

>>14886304
listen here anon. the funny thing is that once you've done it, it eventually gets boring. you are deluded by nonstop propoganda that is telling you your life should be a certain way and if it isnt your response is depression. ye its pretty great but unless u find that one chick who is a companion and not just a sex object, the truth is you will never be satisfied and constantly looking for a new sex toy to fill the void. and if that void is not temporarily met, soon you will be right back where u are now. glock in mouth. so just be content with pron unless you are looking for something serious.

>> No.14886389

>>14886304
All women are whores. Your better off trust me.

>> No.14886415

>>14886348
no hes 100% gay cause when you jerk off ur jerking off a mans dick

>> No.14886443

All this introspection and you haven’t developed a solution to your pornography habit. Fren, you can’t stay inside all day milking your nuts and hope to meet anyone. You’re cucking your brain into thinking there is an unlimited number of willing females ready to breed with you and you’re losing your incentive to accomplish things, socialize and develop the character necessary to live a full life that, **gasp!!**, includes actual sex. Get really sexually frustrated, this could takes months if you’re chronically drained/unhealthy, and transmute that energy into something productive.

>> No.14886445

>>14886354
I don't know what to say that could make you feel better. But women are like men, some are scarey, some are retarded, some are nice. Take some baby steps, go out the front door, then further and further each day. Being a virgin isn't the worst thing although you think it is but that's because you keep focusing on it and maybe some people are pricks to you about it. It's like if you have a zit and you keep focusing on it, you pick at it and it gets bigger and bigger. Focus on something positive, it's easier said than done. But that's what you need to do. I mean if your at the point that you want to blow your brains out then you sre at rock bottom, you have nothing to lose better to be scared and improve yourself than to be dead. You can definstely turn this around and enjoy your life.

>> No.14886459

>get hooker
>problem solved 1 hour from now
insurmountable!

>>14886415
>>14886348
fuck off homos, go back to faggotchan and eat shit there with the other mentally ill fuckups

>> No.14886462

>>14886304
man, if u gonna kill yourself might as well try a hooker first.

>> No.14886466

Chronic isolation is only good when you’re living disciplined like a monk and working out, fasting or paying tribute to the gods or meditating in some form. You have to get outside and go where people are instead of rotting away in front of a screen all day.

>> No.14886487

>>14886445
Kek, if he resides in the states, at least A third of all adult females are overweight, if not morbidly obese, and have shitty tattoos. Imagine getting upset enough to an hero over that. Take some pig home from a bar, make sure you don’t know her last name before crushing her guts and wake up to her taking a nasty, foul smelling beer shit and polluting your apartment. That should destroy your fantasies about women good and quick.

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>>14886304
i fuck around on rare occasion with drugs, and my friends brought up getting some H and coke on july 4th and i said sure, i'm always down for a good time occasionally

the H was pure fentanyl, probably no heroin at all in it, i overdosed after hitting my 3rd bag around 6am (started after the coke at around midnight) to come down (i just just sniffing btw)

next thing i know i'm waking up and there's 2 police officers and 3 EMTs on me, i have no idea what happened, but when we get in the ambulance and i stop shaking, they tell me it took 3 hits of narcan to bring me back and i was basically dead (friends and EMTs said once we got to the hospital that i had stopped breathing and my lips were blue)

you know what i saw when i was gone? nothing. no time had passed at all for me and i wasn't sleeping because there was no brain activity, no dreaming, just literal nothing and then all of a sudden when i was brought back there was something.

i'd rather have something than nothing while i can. the takeaway from this post anon is, you've got a bunch of years ahead of you, just do what you want dude because once we're gone there's literally nothing. everything we will ever feel is going to be here and that's it.

just get a prostitute man, tell her you're a virgin, let her do her job and do it a few more times until you're comfortable, then get out of your comfort zone.

like i said, after this, i saw it, there's nothing, no time, no memories, nothing.

>> No.14886509

>>14886304
Sorry about your situation. Find a creative hobby to keep yourself distracted. Virtual Reality and Augmented Reality will satisfy the other needs soon enough.

>> No.14886523

>>14886304
Fuck it OP. Stop being such a fucking faggot. Lots of people is in as much shit as you. Sex isnt even that great to begin with. Feckin lies the lot of em. I am just as depressed as the lot of you. But I learnt the hard way KYS is just shit. A shit ending to an already shitty life. Its not worth it man.

>> No.14886539

>>14886507
Sounds pretty comfy in a ‘not having to work tirelessly just to feel normal but never feeling happy anymore’ type of way.

>> No.14886569

OP, if you’re not a bot or an attention seeking faggot, quit refreshing your thread every few seconds, close the window and get some rest instead of walking in self misery. Your problems will be there to battle with in the morning and nobody on biz is going to hit you with some eye opening, life changing response to solve shall your problems. This is the home of cat gore, CP and stinky link holders, you’ll get no solace here.

>> No.14886594
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>>14886539
im with ya, i thought the same, i've been trading for 2 years now and became so obsessed with it, at the beginning it was fun because there was so much to learn, so much to try, so many ups and downs, but as time went on, it consumed me

i went from trading crypto to futures and options, and have had a good streak, but it cost me my long term relationship, friendships (they're still friendly with me, but we're very distant now and it's because i'd rather be alone), and time with loved ones and now that it's consumed me, i don't have fun with it, it's just what i do, and it turned me into an anti-social person who doesn't ever go out (unless there's going to be coke, speed, or H involved to give me synthetic happiness, and with that shit i try to keep it at a minimum, 2-3 times a year, one day max)

when they told me it took 3 narcan hits to bring me back, i was relieved they did, then once the shock wore off, i almost resented them in a way because i thought 'that was my one chance to go peacefully without knowing it and never having to think about why i can't be happy with anything anymore'

in a way, i'm still torn on it, but like i said, i guess i'd rather have something than nothing because nothing is scary, the thought that time didn't exist scared me because that means all these things we feel and learn and wonder about and love and hate only exist here, for a short time, then there's literally nothing.

>> No.14886605

>>14886304
My wife wants to know what you look like. Post pic with sharpie in your butt and timestamp. She might have a girl for you. She also wants to know if you have >all four limbs
>a working vehicle
>breathing

>> No.14886606

>>14886594
>why i can't be happy with anything anymore
Happiness is endogenous, not exogenous. I recommend chamomile tea. It's very tasty in a simple sort of way, help you de-cruft your brain a little bit.

>> No.14886629

>>14886594
This pains me to read.

>> No.14886635

>>14886606
ah, you nailed it with 'in a simple sort of way'

it really is. helps me relax, i love chamomile tea.

you know what else makes me happy? knowing it's snowing outside, looking out and seeing nothing but white snow while playing some singleplayer games again like the mass effect games or far cry 3, etc. while having some tea.

just typing that out made me feel a little fuzzy inside. i don't mind that i prefer being alone now, i just wonder why that happened. i used to be such a social person, now i keep to myself.

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>>14886629
you know what it is man, im 31 now, and i try to make time for hobbies and taking my dog out for longer walks, etc. thinking that'll help me feel happy like i used to, but it's something that was inevitable to happen, and it happens to all of us.

what i'm trying to say is, in the back of my mind even when trying to 'enjoy life' is always my obsessions like trading that don't make me happy, and you'd think i'd like being unhappy, so i've come to the conclusion that this happens to us all: we grow up and are pushed into this capitalist state of mind and we can never leave that state of mind again.

in other words, we'll never be as happy as we were when we were 14 years old coming home from school, lying to our parents about not having any homework, and playing counter-strike until bed with literally no other worries or thoughts in our heads.

>> No.14886684

>>14886487
Based, better advice than I could ever give.

>> No.14886694

>>14886304
Pretty much same age here brah, touched so much chicks it's unreal and tell you what, life's about suffering no matter what. Follow a higher goal amd whether you suffer or not fonna be kinda irrelevant.

>> No.14886697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G8KmNF-xc4

>> No.14886698

>>14886663
>we can never leave that state of mind

that state of mind is another way of saying "socially constructed complexity"
the struggle would be, then, to reduce the amount of said complexity

>> No.14886699

>>14886304
Be grateful for your wizard powers.

>> No.14886700

>>14886389
Lol at this cope, 'no women find me attractive therefore they are all whores'

>> No.14886705

>>14886304
Can I beg for 0.5 btc if you're not going to be using your wealth

>> No.14886707

>>14886354
go get your testosterone checked

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>>14886487
desu I never understood the obsession with std-riddled roasties, much less equally unhygienic prostitutes. If I would want sex, then once realistic 2d VR becomes a thing, how would they be in any form better than never-aging 2d girls in their prime, whose personality you know and have an emotional attachment towards? Especially if you then also sexualize said 2d girls, after having developed an emotional and social affinity towards them? Just enough that you are fulfilled licking, kissing and sexing them. Without ever ejaculating, of course, since the hormonal comedown really fucks with your mind... But anyway, at that point, you don't need real women in this regard. And even if this isn't the most ideal state, it should do.

>> No.14886725

>>14886304
If you got millions, just pay any of the thousands of broke dating coaches in the world to work with you every day to beat your anxiety. Then you can use your money to buy hookers or date sugar babies.

If you're 37, have anxiety AND are broke. You are fucked. Might as well end it now.

Getting laid is pretty easy when you're rich, even if you're old and ugly. If you're old, ugly AND poor, you are fucked.

>> No.14886742

>>14886354
what's your portfolio?

>> No.14886747

>>14886304
Cheer up bro haven't you seen the movie 40 year old virgin?

>> No.14886749

>>14886304
i feel you man, im in the same situation except poor, and im sure ill never have the courage to pull the trigger

if youre gonna do it please send me coin so i can be depressed with money instead
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>>14886304
I'll be 32 later this year, how do I avoid your fate?

>> No.14886815

>>14886304
A a cancer born in the year of the dog. I have also my birthday tomorrow, but I am getting 38. I have a wife and 3 kids. I tell you how to do it: you have to take it. No one will give you something ever. You have to take and hold it. But since you were born in the year of the dog, you are a depressive shit bear. maybe you should end it, I hate bears.