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14874733 No.14874733 [Reply] [Original]

It's impossible to profit - its just a JSON parser
and im not even larping, you can ask tom gonser
I'm farting as I type this, it felt wet should I wipe this?
got a big mac to eat so I'll wait until I bite this uh

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>>14874733
>Be born Russian
>Get a philosophy degree
>Do a few failed projects
>Issue an illegal ICO at the peak of a massive bubble
>Get fat as fuck
>Wear the same shit every day
>Be extremely vague
>Make up some fake partnerships
>Control 65% of the supply
>Gain a rabid following by feeding them false 'breadcrumbs'
>Spread a meme to never sell so your price doesn't immediately tank
>Begin dumping large amounts on the idiots who hold your project
>Keep stringing them along and selling until you're a billionaire
>Retire to the Cayman Islands

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>>14874754
> Make every thread on /biz/ link support group
> Pay the shills to make sure there are at least 3 link threads on the main page and make new memes as often as possible
> start your sell bot and dump on them slowly but claim a legitimate need to sell them for the project

He's gonna make big money. The question is how's he gonna hide when he cashes out.