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[Anonymous No.14870032]

>stand next to toilet door
>about to enter
>too late to spot the janitor cart is in front of the women toilets
>realize I can still abort and come back later
>women toilet door opens and janitor comes out
>NO
>she sees me holding the men's door handle and asks if I can hold the door open please
>NO NO NO
>s-sure
>have to take a dump but now simply CANNOT because I know the janitor will be waiting for me and she WILL KNOW it was me who took a shit
>"heh I will come back later, don't wanna bother you"
>she says no sweetie it's okay just come in
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>bowel system is prepared to take a shit no way I sit on a log of shit for another 15 minutes
>take a shit real fast, maximum pressure only wasted like 5 minutes of my wageslave time
>exit the toilet quickly as I hear "hope it doesn't smell too bad sweetheart teehee"


FUCK. THIS. Why is shitting at work always such an exercise

[Anonymous No.14870094]

why would the janny care if you took a shit in the toilet? is she gonna tell you to get off the toilet or something?

[Anonymous No.14870384]

>>14870094
Having other people smell your shit is regarded a sign of weakness. This is why cats hide their defecation under sand and so, to mark its smell. Otherwise predators can find you. It's psychological warfare.

[Anonymous No.14870427]

>>14870384
Working as a wagie is already a big sign of weakness.

[Anonymous No.14870500]

>>14870384
yeah, the cuck neurotically worring about hiding the smell of his shit in a fucking toilet is definitely alpha

[Anonymous No.14871472]

>>14870032

>NO NO NO
>s-sure

sums up 16 year old faggot incels on 4chan have sex

[Anonymous No.14872193]

>>14870032
Buy OTO