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Guys I finally experienced sex for the first time in my life. I am so excited words can not even describe. I think I am in love with this prostitute she was amazing. She's only 23 years old and she was so kind and loving. I'm turning 33 tomorrow and I just thought I would share that I finally got over my social anxieties. I am thinking of buying her pic related the next time I see her as a gift because I think she is amazing and I'm hoping she can be the one. I've never been in a relationship ever before but oh my God what this woman did to me was the most beautiful thing I could have ever asked for.
I bought ethereum back in 2016 and got lucky off some pumps In 2017 like verge and icon among others so this small gift is nothing to me. Please guys I just wanted to post this to tell you if you have not yet had sex please go see a hooker. Your life will change. I am seriously thinking of asking this wonderful woman to quit being a prostitute so she can move in with me and be my full find girlfriend. I never want her to do that with any other man I want her for my own. Please guys just if you have not yet had sex I'm telling you it is the most amazing thing. This upcoming weekend will be my second time meeting her so yeah I'm really excited. Thanks biz you really helped me all these years. I can't wait to get rich once again off your guys knowledge. $1000 end of year

>> No.14862098
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14862098

what did she do in bed that was so great opie

>> No.14862176

>>14861808
Nice larp op

>> No.14862227

Hi anon, I'm a larp psychic and i sense your life is a broken record that's gradually slowing down

>> No.14862260

>>14861808
you were corrupted

>> No.14862267

Dunno what to say, do it I guess but also think about how she would feel

>> No.14862284

>>14861808
Cringe

>> No.14862342

>>14861808
You don't want to buy her that piece of jewelry trust me. You think she is some kind of lost girl who will jump on your dick for 600dollars? That's what she makes in about 2 hours if she is somewhat nice and STD free.

If you want her you have to build up a relationship with her. I suggest hiring her for a week or two and taking her with you on a cruise to some exotic location.

Oh you can't afford that can't you? Should have bought nano at 3 cents like I did

>> No.14862387

LARP
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14862388

>>14862342
Why would you want a relationship with a prostitute?

>> No.14863139

>>14862098
sounds like being high on cuddle hormones

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>>14861808
>I think I am in love with this prostitute

>> No.14863984

>>14861808
Seems like bait to me. Jfc my lad im all up for shitposting but this is just shit

>> No.14864133

>>14861808
weird larp, you posted this a few weeks ago

>> No.14864412

No proof then it's bait. It's bored losers who make up stories to get (you's) . Weak bait imo.

>> No.14864918

>>14861808
larp pasta bait thread

>> No.14865123

>>14861808
Ever seen The Machinist by chance?