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what do i do

>> No.14859166

>>14859040
>what do i do
Turn your fantasy into reality and get on the first flight to SF. Wait down the street from his office at the McDs at around 11:00. He starts his Big Mac Attack pretty early, so don't be late, or you'll miss the special sauce.

>> No.14859183

>>14859166
thats not a bad idea hmm

>> No.14859232

>>14859040
you gotta tell him how you feel anon.
>>14859166
fucking do it!

>> No.14859287
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14859287

>>14859040
No more chains, just links

>> No.14859317

>>14859287
interlinked

Interlinked

>> No.14859486

all in if you catch my drift

>> No.14860911

>>14859040

Have sex.

>> No.14861059

>>14859040
Embrace it

>> No.14861227
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14861227

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-vbh3t7WVI
DUNDUNDUN The timing? AND BIZ DOESN'T EVEN KNOW! Sweet Anons...

>> No.14861293

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.14861358

>>14859040
my cum tastes like big macs, wanna try?