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Keep you link for life or lose your virginity?

>> No.14840079
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14840079

>>14840067

>> No.14840095

>>14840067
>Keep you link for life or lose your virginity?

top or bottom virginity?

>> No.14840100

>>14840067
I can lose my virginity this night just by cashing out about mere 75 linkies, but I AM NOT SELLING

>> No.14840204

>>14840067
I am kissless virgin and will never sell my 123k chainlinks

>> No.14840231

>>14840204
this world doesn't deserve you

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>>14840231
I will never get herpes
I will never get cucked
and I will never sell my linkies

>> No.14840595

>>14840204
what do you do for income/how did you afford that stack?

>> No.14840614

>>14840067
Chad here with 87k link. Fucked a super fine blonde chick last night.
Get your dick wet losers.

>> No.14840646

>>14840595
Well if he bought at 40c that would be like 50k. Doesn't sound too unbelievable

>> No.14840678

>>14840067
I want to eventually sell my link, so I guess I'll have to lose my virginity, much as I'd prefer not to.

>> No.14840724

>>14840595
I never spend money on anything (earned in minimum wage) and unironically live in a basement
when I discovered chainlink it was under 20 cents and I bought a lot
parents also gave me a bit of money to invest

>> No.14840740

>>14840646
for a chad no, but kissless virgins don't usually have 50k otherwise they wouldn't be a kissless virgin

>> No.14840768

>>14840724
thanks, good luck with those stinkers

>> No.14840793

>>14840768
already on my way making it thanks fren

>> No.14840949

>>14840595
student from a 3rd world country here, accumulated 44k link, swung to 120k then swung to 55k kek (google announcement rekted me).
here's how i did it
>sept 2017 here of link and read wp
>must accumulate
>got accepted to the best school in france, polytechnique, for a master
>go there and get credit card from bank (didn't know it was a cc until later, if i did then i would've accumulated a lot more)
>they know grads from this school make good money i guess that's why
>accumulate with my own money and work 2 part time jobs
>account is 0 but i do a transaction and it becomes -200
>tfw i'm going to outjew the jew
>buy more link until card is at -6000 euros
>return to home country and they cancel my card
>been receiving messages from them to pay for a long time now and I can afford it but never selling my linkies again after that last swing
it's easy fren

>> No.14840979

>>14840949
Based. Stupid fucking eurocucks lmao

>> No.14841025

>>14840979
if I knew it was a cc I would've opened 3 accounts, the school has 3 banks partnered with it, would've accumulated at least 70k, but anyways the swinging fucked me, i still made 11k link but could've kept my +100k stack after matic if i wasn't too greedy

>> No.14841396

Seeing as I’m a 6’3 205lb semi chad and not a virgin. I guess I will never sell. It’s not hard to have sex just have a little charisma.

>> No.14841471

>>14840067
I'm not a virgin, so both.