CLOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.14803645]

share your clownworld stories. very comfy rn and bored.

[Anonymous No.14803674]

>>14803645
LMAo ID confirms clown

[Anonymous No.14803685]

>>14803645
I live in a city and am the only person I know who's openly capable of perceiving clown world. Really paying the price mentally

[Anonymous No.14803690]

>fren buy link!
>NO, its a scam and you wasting money!
>6months link rocket
>no word

[Anonymous No.14803734]

Idk desu, I have started to apriciate the ancient roman/egyptian culture. It made sense.
Which is really better, the enlightement age with all sjw individual bullshit or that of ancient cultures? This timeline is boring in all of the human history, the threat of nuclear weapons keep us away from our nature

[Anonymous No.14803753]

>>14803690
I'm already priced out unfortunately. maybe RSR saves me.

>heard of LINK 2 years ago in 2017
>thought all the pajeetery on this board was made of curry
>never even looked at LINK again just thought it was bs
>google announcement hits
>start looking into it
>getting ultra bullish
>seriously think 1k is possible
>follow the white rabbit
>priced out

[Anonymous No.14803842]

>>14803753
Yeah same, I’m fairly bullish on RSR. If they hit anywhere close to their target for their stable coin then RSR will provide amazing returns.

[Anonymous No.14803901]

>>14803645
Teachers try to fill my little brother's (15) head with lgbt and sjw bullshit.
Thank god I make sure that he is always based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.14803937]

>in a bookshop in Dublin
>raining moderately outside
>nothing to be hysterical about, just a light drizzle
>a man storms in, wearing a fanny pack
>does a pose, staring off at nowhere in particular as he addresses the shopkeeper
>"PLASTIC PONCHO"
>customers confused, shopkeeper politely tells him this is a bookshop, they don't sell raincoats
>"PLASTIC PONCHO"
>???
>leaves

the world is getting stranger every day

[Anonymous No.14803947]

>>14803901
what a world. in 10 years 10% of the population will be transgendered bisexual parents with adopted kids. escape the wageslaving and get waifu material girl. we are all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.14803996]

> financial revolution everyone
> No one listens
> Laughed at
> Buy link
> Have the last laugh

[Anonymous No.14803998]

>>14803753
>1k possible
>priced out at $2.50
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.14804003]

any one else excited for the new Joker movie. Got obsessed with Heath Ledger, thought there will never be a good joker but Joaquin got this.

[Anonymous No.14804017]

I got a long one
>2:19 am
>all the bars are closed
>I'm a pledge at a fraternity
>got picked for night watch, where I have to just sit on our porch and watch out for shit until 3 am
>Group of brothers returns to the house from the bar, blacked out
>Each has a girl on their arm, completely consenting
>There are two odd girls out that don't have guys with them
>one of them throws herself at me
>I WILL LITERALLY SUCK YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW FOR A KEYBUMP (of cocaine)
>Told her I didn't have any
>"Whatever, you're hot"
>started making out on couch in chapter room
>she makes literally every move first
>Is so into it it's kind of frightening
>Finished "shift" and made my way upstairs
>she's literally undressing me while I walk
>find unoccupied room and do the deed
>use protection
>finish up, clean up, all the due diligence
>ask if she needs a ride home because I am sober as fuck
>says that she'd rather stay there
>confirm
>yes
>walk out the door
>drive home not worried
Mind you ALL OF THIS IS BEING RECORDED ON OUR SECURITY CAMERAS
>1 week goes by
>I actually see the girl out again
>She finds out my parents are somewhat wealthy

Next day

>chapter activity is suspended due to a rape accusation
>It's me
>It's that girl
>Had to go back and pull all recordings showing her literally undressing me in the hall
>The fucking dean of students saw me get my dick sucked
>Charges were dropped
>I still lost my scholarship
>Girl had zero repercussions

This happened spring 2018.
tldr:
>girl wanted to fuck me
>found out my family has money
>falsely accused me of rape
>my school's dean watched me get my dick sucked

[Anonymous No.14804026]

>>14803998
I'm a student in Europe, I only got 1.2 k in crypto and I don't want to invest more since I don't expect to cash out unless I have like 100k+. I don't want to pay taxes (on every trade) because I don't track the fucking shitcoins I trade on different exchanges.

[Anonymous No.14804032]

My luck stat is high. I escaped death several times by dumb luck. Most recent example I applied for an internal position that had 2 slots open. I really wanted it I didn't get it. Then 2 people on the team found new jobs. Now I'm 1 of three applicants and I'm the best out of all of them. Had my second interview today.

We live in a simulation.

Invested in LINK, VIDT, IHF

[Anonymous No.14804046]

>>14804017
you learned a lesson the hard way. you will not fuck up again, anon. i believe in you. buy a fucking fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.14804060]

>>14803645
based ID
I don't have any to share beyond the already well understood clown structuring of society, but will be reading this thread for fun
>>14804017
holy shit that's fucked
wonder if you can sue

[Anonymous No.14804066]

>>14804046
>buy a fucking fleshlight.
Or just don't hook up when you're vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.14804095]

>>14804017
damn horror story. she expected a motherfucking out of court settlement. holy shit what a story.

[Anonymous No.14804110]

>>14804017
Nice Larp. You need to spend less time on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.14804138]

>>14804017
Ouch! Glad you didn't get into further trouble, but being sober and hooking up with a drunk girl outside of being in a well established relationship is risky.

Especially when they want coke for sex or really any drugs for sex.

Sucks that you lost your scholarship over it.

Sometimes I feel like a bodycam is needed to pick up everything. Just get them put into our eyes like that movie from a while back where everything is recorded.

I already drive with a dashcam just in case.

[Anonymous No.14804141]

>>14804060
>wonder if you can sue
Looked into that.

>>14804095
>>14804110
Should also mention she didn't go to the police - she went to the university with the complaint. It could have gotten a LOT worse

[Anonymous No.14804162]

>>14804017
>frat
>paying for "friends" with money and fuckboy acts
>being annoying and cringey
>drugs
>roasties
unironically kys, degenerate

[Anonymous No.14804214]

I'll add that not a story, but a general theme.

High all the time, wearing pajamas 24x7 and smoking weed while driving in a minivan.

-Lots of sex, women come to me and so even interact with cops while blazed (pulled over at a couple of accidents until cops arrived). Live on my own.
-No 4chan during this phase (took a 4+ year break).

Now, I've back in with parents:
-Much less weed.
-Studying and doing better in school.
-Gym five times a week and swim too on occasion.
-Eating healthier.
-Although I'm back on 4chan now.

No luck with dating or hooking up. Been nearly 7 years.

On the upside, I made more money due to working a lot.

[Anonymous No.14804230]

>>14804162
>paying for friends
Can this meme die already? Your dues aren't going to some Jew at the top to profit from - just (((nationals))) mainly for liability insurance. Everything else goes towards
>your house
>your philanthropy
>your social events
>your alcohol
So I don't really see the issue with paying a fairly small amount to participate in all of that. It's really not that bad, and when our operating budget is close to 250k a semester, you can have a LOT of fun.

Besides, if our cameras weren't working, I would be screwed. I would have NO proof of any of that happening. It wouldve been her word against mine, and based on the situation I might be in prison. So Thank GOD we invested in those.

[Anonymous No.14804231]

>>14804162
Speaking of degen, that ISIS executioner needs to eat less.

[Anonymous No.14804234]

>>14804017
That is horrifying