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Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:48:06 2019 No.14794483 [DELETED]

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Post-fecal ass cleaning techniques ITT

for me it's taking a shower hose, removing the showerhead and inserting it into my anus for a quick enema + flushing of the entire rectum area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:49:36 2019 No.14794494 >>14794483 that's called an enema, and if you do it more than once a month you can severely fuck up your gastro-intestinal flora

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:49:42 2019 No.14794495 >>14794483 why wouldn't you install a bidet...theyre like $30 on amazon. imagine just smearing shit around your ass with paper and thinking youre clean....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:51:17 2019 No.14794512 >>14794483 for me, it's going to my local fire brigade and shoving a fire hose down my throat and blasting it full pressure for 30 minutes. really flushes out the system. good detox, ya know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:52:25 2019 No.14794523 >>14794495 This, I can't believe it's so standard among the west. Fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:53:58 2019 No.14794540 >>14794483 i take a little water and wet the tp a bit and whipe then whipe the rest with dry tp. works just like a wet nap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:55:31 2019 No.14794555 File: 121 KB, 1278x993, 1553299996560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14794494 >once a month So you're saying I might have fucked up my intestines?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:55:40 2019 No.14794558 >>14794495 squatting is the correct method. it's the natural way. toilets are not natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:55:52 2019 No.14794560 >>14794523 You use water and soap to wash your hands and face but you use a tissue with no water to wipe your ass... Imagine having shit on your hands and you just wipe it away with a tissue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:57:03 2019 No.14794571 >>14794523 Same, I use my hands and fingernails to ensure cleanliness and then wash my hands when I get back to my villages well

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 07:57:45 2019 No.14794583 >>14794483 I wipe tell it bleeds. I'm like the Howard Hughes of ass :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:04:56 2019 No.14794662 >>14794571 thats gross. I wash my ass with the device installed in the toilet thats meant for that. imagine if i rubbed a little dog shit on your arm...would you feel content to wipe it off with paper? or would you want to wash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:06:04 2019 No.14794673 >>14794494 So how do you do anal more than once a month?

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:08:49 2019 No.14794701

>>14794495
>>14794523
>thinking water can sterilize or clean poop
Stay hydrated and eat more fiber (while using proper technique) and you won't have shit sticking to your anus, or your insides. Fiber makes your poop less sticky and it wipes away very clean. I stopped needing wet-wipes after discovering this.

>>14794558
This. Squatting keep poop from getting all over your anus and straightens out the colon and lower intestine when you are pooping. Mixing this with more fiber is the ultimate redpill on taking a poop. I keep a stack of old trading books to rest my feet on while I take a dump, 3-4 books works best for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:10:31 2019 No.14794716 jannies gonna have to clean this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:10:45 2019 No.14794721 gay talk, gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:20:44 2019 No.14794798 I usually shit good solid logs that leave no traces of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:35:21 2019 No.14794931 Get a Japanese toilet seat, they're amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 08:40:23 2019 No.14794982 >>14794483 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 09:52:20 2019 No.14795799 >>14794483 I use water and soap in the shower

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 09:58:57 2019 No.14795866

>>14794483
After wiping the outside of my ass normally, I do this:
>take out 2 squares of TP, fold it twice
>spread moisturizing cream on it
>wrap the paper over my middle finger
>insert the finger into my ass and clean in a circle
I repeat this as many times as necessary until the paper comes out clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:38:48 2019 No.14796269 I use a bidet sprayer and wash my ass out after I go. I just use a little TP to dry myself off. I can't stand just wiping with toilet paper now. Wet wipes will work in a pinch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:40:00 2019 No.14796285 >>14794673 You shouldn't. It's gonna get you sick after a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:41:05 2019 No.14796294 >>14795866 Won't the weird chemicals in the cream absorb through the mucous membrane of your rectum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 10:58:50 2019 No.14796477 >>14796294 dunno lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:03:37 2019 No.14796551 these LINK threads are comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:17:21 2019 No.14796705 >>14794494 So how do you use bidet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:19:19 2019 No.14796735 Mods Will delete a thread about saving money on your nicotine addiction, but leave this fucking shit up. God damn brainlets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:20:54 2019 No.14796753 I stick toilet paper up my ass til I see no poop. In the shower I lather my hand in soap and rub my asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:21:02 2019 No.14796757 >>14794798 You must be a toddler

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:21:37 2019 No.14796765 >>14796294 Thats why I only use cocaine cream & finish with a Bourbon enema

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:21:40 2019 No.14796767 >>14796705 you don't pump out your colon with water, anon... the bidet is used to cleanse the exterior

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:23:31 2019 No.14796788 >>14794483 How much did this bitch made on a video about cleaning her braphole? Women can make millions doing the dumbest shit, this isn't fair really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:24:05 2019 No.14796792 >>14796735 i report your vape shilling threads for advertising get fucked kike and don't lie we both know you're advertising too :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:25:22 2019 No.14796805 >>14794558 t. Manesh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:26:51 2019 No.14796827 I will literally jump into the shower after a fresh poo and wash my butt and butthole with soap and warm water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:28:33 2019 No.14796848 File: 39 KB, 768x577, 1562988926108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14796792 K

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:30:23 2019 No.14796875 >>14796788 40 roi

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:31:55 2019 No.14796893 >>14794523 This. It's subhuman. Shower after shit, cannot even fathom not showering after shitting. It's the number one reason I will do whatever it takes to stay out of jail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:33:07 2019 No.14796908 >>14796893 Why not just use baby wipes / wet wipes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:34:27 2019 No.14796919 >>14794483 I just do a daily waffle stomp, it's tried and true and saves me a good 20 minutes every morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:47:11 2019 No.14797114 >>14796893 Just install a bidet you animal fucker...they literally take 10 mins to install...they are the "shower for your asshole" that youve been looking for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:53:28 2019 No.14797208 >>14794662 r/woosh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:53:59 2019 No.14797219 >>14794558 you can squat at a toilet you fucking inbred brown manlet

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:55:05 2019 No.14797242
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>>14794483
Just get a bidet you disgusting amerisharter. Here in Argentina it's the standard, every house has one. I think it's the same in Southern Europe.

I just refuse to poop if there is no bidet present. Using TP alone feels dirty.

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