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I think we should get together and make the next generation mutual fund. In this fund, we will hold memes, cryptos, stocks, bonds, derivatives, and various sorts of instruments.

I think we have all the talent needed on this forum, such as:

Market Timers
Japanese 30 year Bond Holders
Crypto Gurus
Penny stock flippers
Forex Experts
Meme Creators
Pump and Dump artists
Shitposting for volatility

Am I missing anything? We are literally the future.

>> No.1479089
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1479089

Sounds too fucking easy to be false. Count me in, I'll be the penny stock merchant. It's fucking easy.

>> No.1479090

>>1479088
>In this fund, we will hold memes
quality thread

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>>1479090
Believe it or not, memes are the future. A well diversified meme portfolio with low turnover and low costs will attract many investors

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>>1479092

>> No.1479110

crypto shill here.. my specialty is spreading hype.. count me in

>> No.1479692

>>1479110
sweet. need more people to join the team

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>>1479088
>In this fund, we will hold memes

Lets make this happen

>> No.1479798

>>1479723
are you applying to be a meme broker? what is your education/experience?

>> No.1480982

>>1479088
I'm in

>> No.1481996

Count me in boyz - I've already got 13,000 trump coins, some siacoin and a bitcoin

>> No.1481997

>>1479088
Count me in. My monero ROI is currently at 220%. I am literally doubling my money

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>> No.1482301

Ill be the shitposting Sargent !!

>> No.1482345

We need a name. How about Mutuameme Fund or Neepadsruss 500?

>> No.1482407

>>1479088
I've been holding Japanese 30 year bonds since I was in diapers. 40% of my paychecks every 2 weeks goes right into Japanese bonds. It's gonna pay off huge one day.

U need a jpy bond holdman? I'm your men.

>> No.1482463

Ethereum addict here, I'm in