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itt: dream homes

>> No.14783823

>>14783744
Do you really want to get rich so you can buy a tacky home like this? God the nouveau riche are disgusting

>> No.14783912

>>14783823
exactly why even get a fucking house when you can get a castle

the nu-rich are basedboys

>> No.14783942
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>>14783823
>tacky home
Spotted the amerimutt.

Pic related is close to my dream home, its the Chatsworth House in England. I could settle for a French Chateau as well. Both would be beautiful.

>> No.14783945

>>14783744
nigga go watch hgtv if you want dram homes

>> No.14783966
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>>14783942
Interior of the Chatsworth. It's stunning.

>> No.14783975
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Pretty much this. I'd want electricity though

>> No.14783977

My dream home will make Versailles and the Biltmore Estate look like dog houses.

>> No.14784007
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>>14783966
>>14783942
Plebbitor taste.

Waddesdon Manor of the Rotschilds, now that's the real deal.

>> No.14784013

>>14783975
Very cool, gothic forest home. Very cozy.

>>14783977
Breh, what would that even look like?

>> No.14784036

>>14783744
A comfy medium size studio flat would make me happy. I'd want to be at least 60 before buying a hall or anything.

>> No.14784052

>>14783744
I want one of those refurbished decommissioned nuclear missile silos. Just give it carpet, electricity, a large water tank, an industrial freezer, a good internet connection, and multiple layers of locking doors, and I'm set.

>> No.14784057

>>14784007
That place is pointless it's just a live-in museum. Imaging owning a house that has rail guards up lmao

>> No.14784061

>>14783823
that's nice. you're a moron

>> No.14784064
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Those are a bit much, dont you think, anon?

>> No.14784087

>>14784052
I think missile silos already have locked doors anon

>> No.14784097
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>>14784057
cope

>> No.14784099
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>>14783744
>not wanting a castle with a moat and drawbridge so you can LARP with your harem

>> No.14784120

>>14784064
My dick is unironically 7 inches, I dont care what roasties think

>> No.14784172

>>14784013
We will find out when I make it friend.

>> No.14784179

>>14784099
Imagine the fuss every time you buy something online

>> No.14784184
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14784184

Single painting from the Waddeson Manor costs more than most properties posted in this thread.

People here have total plebbitor taste and cannot understand obscure, extremely rare Renaissance art, jade artisan crafts and other rarities.

This is extremely true of Americans who cannot even differentiate what is really expensive and elite items: for most Americans shiny plastic looks expensive

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>>14784052
what apocalypse are you expecting?

>> No.14784200

Eurofag here, my dream would be to own a historical castle. Keep it authentic and only make a few rooms liveable and invite lots of people for Sexparties.

>> No.14784208

>>14784179
ill have my garrison ride out on horseback and meet the amazon guy

>> No.14784239
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Portland checking in

>> No.14784260

>>14783744
i literally want to live in a hut
but i need money for land

>> No.14784263
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>>14784208
>ill have my garrison ride out on horseback and meet the amazon guy

>> No.14784283
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14784283

A Wendy's bathroom with a never ending line of BBWs standing outside, waiting to bring be tithings of cheeseburgers, tendies, milkies, and pussy.

>> No.14784291

>>14784184
Agree on your points!

>> No.14784302

>>14784260
sounds horrible. land costs virtually nothing if you want to live far from a city though

>> No.14784309

>>14783744
Why TF do anons want a house so big and unmanageable that you would need literal pajeet staff living with you to maintain it?

.......like do you plebs not realize this is the opposite of comfy? Imagine paying a staff of 15 people, having to talk to them, hear about their families, give them gifts and cards during Christmas, etc, etc.

KEK!

Yeah let me make it and then have to be a small business for 15 ppl just to maintain my ugly looking home, KEK

>> No.14784329

>>14783942
>>14783966
>>14784007
Imagine that maintence and cleaning.

>> No.14784365
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18/19th century called and want their houses back biz

>> No.14784366

>>14784309
I want a big house so my family can live with me.

>> No.14784395
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>>14784309
big houses can be managed if you have multiple wives with many children

>> No.14784432

>>14784184
I'm more interested in aesthetic beauty than owning expensive treasures. My house would probably be something like an ancient Roman palace with inner courtyards and also some themed sections with different aesthetics like a Japanese wing and a surrealist/modern wing.

>> No.14784442

>>14784309
>>14784329

That's why you hire a property manager desu.

Some of you guys really won't make it if you ever become rich. Think outside of the box!

>> No.14784444
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14784444

something like this

>>14784432
>themed sections with different aesthetics like a Japanese wing and a surrealist/modern wing.
based

>> No.14784448

>>14783823
>That
>Tacky

Boy what's wrong with you?

>> No.14784462

>>14784432
This. All of this.

Big homes like that are not meant to be "livable' but more for the beauty and knowing in 300yrs it will still be standing.

>> No.14784473

>>14784444
checked
also very American taste anon, not bad.

>> No.14784513
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>>14784309
yeah the necessity of having a big staff for cleaning and maintenance would put me off having something too big desu

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>>14784513
>Picture of African kid on the wall

KEK

>> No.14784643

My dream is being able to afford a home

>> No.14784709
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>>14784643
Don't worry anon, you'll get there!

>> No.14784715
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Not even a contest.

>> No.14784719

>>14784643
/thread

>> No.14784732

>>14784715
Have you ever actually been? That house is super uncomfortable to walk in, fallingwater doesn’t accommodate non-manlets

>> No.14784775
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14784775

I want something exactly like pic related. It will be a flattened foot hill top with a nice wall around the edge that provides an incredible view out into the middle of a vast valley. Preferably facing Southwest so sunsets will be an angle every night.

>> No.14784804

>>14784715
Is that the house from ex machina

>> No.14784841
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>>14783744
inb4 weaboo

>> No.14784844
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>>14784442
Great so now I have to sign the checks for the property manager and hear about their family and speak to them whenever there is an issue, great, how fucking great.

Not to mention driving home and having to say hi to the 12 day laborers working on my property, not to mention the cook named Maria and the Polack named Joanna who is dusting the curtains, fucking great, I am a small economic machine for about 25 ppl and have to interact with them all just to go from the bathroom to the kitchen.

Fuck you anon, fuck you. This is the opposite of comfy!

Me when I make it I will make a Batcave type space since I am a NEET at heart.

Maybe you guys are ready to settle down and have a giant family but not all of us are boomers.

>> No.14784845

>>14784804
It is designed by Frank Lloyd as the title of the image says as well.

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>>14783744

>> No.14784879
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14784879

also, this

>> No.14784882
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14784882

>>14784804
no. also the house from that movie is actually two houses. one hotel and a private cabin

>> No.14784920
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>> No.14784927

Damn you guys are true idiots. You just posting homes only billionaires could afford. Sorry, no one here will be come a billionaire. Set realistic standards childish retards

>> No.14784931
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14784931

also with a private Library like this

fuck you people, you made me dream

>> No.14785032

I don’t mean to seem like I care about material things, like a social status. I just want four walls and adobe slats for my girls.

>> No.14785048

I'm a brainlet when it comes to housing architecture, what exactly is considered a "proper" mansion instead of a McMansion?

>> No.14785064

>>14785048
One like OP posted would be considered something like this

>> No.14785073

>>14784775
Saw something similar on Fine & Country. in UK, think it was like 4 million bong

>> No.14785098

>>14784931
what are you going to put in there? Line the walls with books you're never going to read?

>> No.14785126

Dont have a picture, but my dream home is comfy house on a huge plot of land

>> No.14785136
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>> No.14785169
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>> No.14785189

>>14784931
t. intellectual tard

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>>14784775
reminds me of this

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>>14785232
more

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I just want a commons that doesn't feel impoverished and uncivilized..

>> No.14785300

>>14784857
>>14784775
>>14784052
all of these

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uEoN9C9wQ0

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>>14785270

>> No.14785321
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Unironically

>> No.14785324
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>> No.14785346

Beachfront/ocean inlet access. Contemporary with high tech. Sized to easily maintain clean without a staff. Salty air and tropical weather ftw anons

>> No.14785367
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https://youtu.be/YdGymhueLxM

Woolworth building penthouse

>> No.14785368
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14785368

Guys what the fuck is a millennial to do?

Parents want us out.
Real estate prices are insane.
Rental prices are insane for dogshit apartments.

I have been racking my brain for weeks and I see no solution.

>> No.14785378

>>14784844
The idea is that when you have that kind of country influencing money, creating jobs to burn away $30-60K salaries to people a year to manage your stuff is no problem to you.

You should also have money making you money anon. When I make it, I will have my neet node up and running to pay for my obnoxiously expensive NYC penthouse and will have other projects to keep the money flowing.

>> No.14785399

>>14784927
From the OP

> DREAM HOMES

>> No.14785406

>>14784715
> "one jew cube please!"

>> No.14785431
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>> No.14785459

>>14784007
christ thats a useless hallway

>> No.14785530

>>14784844

This. Thread full of normies. Hope you sold your shitcoins retards.

>> No.14785533

>>14784013
>what would that even look like?
A whole mountain converted into layers and layers of terraced gardens and interlinked sub-palaces.

>> No.14785557

>>14784857
kek. Was looking at that place the other day on Zillow

>> No.14785566

>>14785368

Van life bro

>> No.14785585

>>14785213

Is that near Shittsburgh?

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>>14783744
Nothing more than this.

>> No.14785661

>>14784715
>>14784732
that's gotta be super noisy, like bikers revving the engine 24/7

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>> No.14785677

>>14785321
>Pedo
Based

>> No.14785682
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I already live in one of these tho

>> No.14785709

>>14784857
>4 patios, 0 bbqs
npc core at its finest

>> No.14785793
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14785793

Actually, unironically this
All I need is a laptop, a stable internet connection, electricity provided by solar panels on the roof and water purifier/tank for drinking water and shower.

>> No.14785849

>>14785793
This is more expensive than you might think especially sprinters. But if you have the money to burn on constant and costly maintenance, why not.

>> No.14785887

>>14784920
There's something appealing about an apartment like this. I'm going back and forth on whether I want to buy an expensive home or live in an expensive apartment. The home makes more financial sense, but that view and that style. The thought of making that my workspace is incredibly enticing.

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>>14785793
My Winabeggo Boldt will be parked at my beachouse

>> No.14785949

>>14785849
Surely has to be 10x cheaper than buying a house or god forbid renting. I don't really see why it would need some crazy maintanance besides the typical car stuff like oil and tires.

>> No.14786011

>>14783966
That place has roaches anon. Rats. Stop

>> No.14786063

>>14785949

It is a Mercedes tho. If you don't get a six cylinder diesel they tend to be pretty hit and miss.

>> No.14786076

>>14784057
>Imaging owning a house that has rail guards up lmao
This is a new level of autism/neckbeardism/being out of reality

>> No.14786095

>>14785651
Based

>> No.14786136

>>14785949
So the old pre 04 sprinters are diesels, while a well maintained one will last a while, the maintenance is generally more expensive than a gas powered vehicle. It's also difficult to find a well maintained pre 04 sprinter for a decent price. You can go with the post 04 models but they are filled with electronics that are unreliable (planned obselecense possibly). The gas engine likely won't live past 500k miles like a good diesel would. As for housing, yea it's cheaper than a mcmansion but there's plenty of places you can buy cheap real estate. t. real estate investor

Even just buying land and building a house is massively cheaper than van life. Renting is not though.

>> No.14786138
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Unironically just want to live in a pleasure way van down by the river

>> No.14786170

>>14785887
Condos are better if you don’t have big dogs and can handle paying pricy HOA fees

>> No.14786201

>>14786170
Good idea. This would be a good compromise.

>> No.14786257

>>14784882
>bethesda designs a house

>> No.14786273

>>14785169
Based.

>> No.14786275

Even if I somehow make it, New Zealand is where i will continue living.
No house taxes, rich friendly neighborhoods all around and somewhat cheap if you make it.

Here are a list of homes i would get (only one of them not all of them):
https://www.realestate.co.nz/3504343
https://www.realestate.co.nz/3492240

But this is the one i would get, its quiet, cheap and beautiful:
https://www.realestate.co.nz/3228862

>> No.14786336
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14786336

just look at this bad boy in argentina.

https://www.christiesrealestate.com/sales/detail/170-l-78116-1305141650004929/magnificent-property-in-patagonia-esquel-cb-u9200

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>> No.14786366

>>14784184
Expensive/historical shit hoarders, nothing to do with taste or beauty. Not that I condemn the conservation of historical pieces.

>> No.14786377

Why not a private island?
https://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/islands-for-sale/

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>>14786377
Enjoy pic related.

>> No.14786450

>>14786377
Island fever

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>>14786416
>>14786450
tfw no €45MM.

>> No.14786545

>>14786467
I will buy that land when I become a billionaire off chainlink and make my own little house on the top of the mountain with a helipad.

>> No.14786587

>>14786467
Greek Isle would be nice. Random Caribbean/Polynesian, ehh

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>>14786545
>>14786587
Check the views.

>> No.14786678

>>14784190
>bars on the ground floor windows

Hoodcastle Manor!

>> No.14786826

>>14784841
Looks like Ryo's house in Shenmue.

>> No.14786847

>>14783966
I wouldn’t want to live in a museum personally.

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>>14786275
>https://www.realestate.co.nz/3228862
not bad

>> No.14786877

>>14784283

you, i like you

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pic and jpg title related

>> No.14787123

>>14783975

Based, but those woods look like skinwalker central. Great home but setting is a little too spooky for me.

>> No.14787135

would liek it to be beside a lake and hunting grounds so i can live off the land. Would also have a garden to a mini forest within the forest out the back to attract wild life

>> No.14787138

>>14784099

Imagine the mosquitos

>> No.14787151

*and a mini forest i mean

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Is it too late, bros?

>> No.14787400

>>14784715

Awful taste. The sales pitch is literally
>A house designed by manlets, for manlets

>> No.14787415

>>14787400
show me your dream home

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>>14783966
I live 20 min from there
also i own chainlink so this is my dream house

>> No.14788028 [DELETED] 

>>14784715
Finally something not fucking gay

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>>14785566
>Is that weed I smell?

>> No.14788169

>>14785201
very comfy indeed

>> No.14788187

>>14785368
buy link obviously

>> No.14788585

>>14785566
Been there. Upgraded to an RV after a while. Comfy as fuck, and no more expensive than an apartment, plus I can haul ass outta town within the hour if I choose to.

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>>14784099
This nigga knows where it's at.

I'm thinking I own an Island with a castle surrounded by water at the center so I have at least two moats.

Everyone else here is thinking like poors.

One of the guys from my gym's dad owned a castle before his whore wife took it in the divorce.

>> No.14788853

>>14785368
Buy some land out in the country and get a (nice) used trailer. Wont cost more than 20k at the most

>> No.14788961

>>14783823
>ie CEO of CopeCo

thats a nice ass house

>> No.14788969

>>14784844
I have had to still don't get a response from you

>> No.14788980

>>14784844
if you can afford a 50 million dollar place it shouldnt be a problem to hire a groundskeeper

>> No.14788996

>>14783744
you can never fully own any property anywhere in the world.
therefore i will always live on ships.
and im not posting my 118ft ship.

>> No.14788998
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>>14783744

>> No.14789055

>>14785378
>aspiring to live in cucked NYC
>implying I take advice from KEKS

>> No.14789300
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I work at the beach.
I've worked beach maintenance for several years.
All those beachfront properties are incredibly overrated.
The constant maintenance, the property taxes, the salt air destroying your home and vehicles, etc.etc.
The parking is horrendous, beach erosion IS a thing, the houses are smashed up together, everything is way more expensive, you stop smelling the sea air after a year or two and so on and so forth.
Hey, I get it. You like the beach.
Great!
You know who else likes the beach?
EVERYONE ELSE!
Drunks, tourists, homeless, especially the homeless, all love the beach and will be all around your property, parking In your spaces every fucking day.

>> No.14789712
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>>14783744
My dream house is the exact same SA footage that I have now, + a giant fucking garage. I mean, able to fit 100+ cars. American, European, Japanese, every single car I’ve ever wanted.
No super cars though, never really been into them.
Pic related is my current garage

>> No.14789729
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>>14789712
sq footage**

>> No.14789754

>>14784057
>its just a live in museum
This is a pro not a con

>> No.14789763

>>14783966
Boring. I want to live in a modern hygenic castle with floor to ceiling windows in every room capturing the best views for miles.

>> No.14789795

I want a comfy nuclear submarine totally outfitted with crew and food and a onboard serverfarm for hosting the internet from under the sea once the zombies overrun the surface.

>> No.14789819

>>14789795
>overrun the surface
This is an interesting apocalypse scenario where zombies overrun the ocean as well, rendering boats useless. Top marks anon.

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>> No.14789847

>>14784120
>bragging about 7 inches
the mcmansion of cock sizes

>> No.14789863

>>14789819
Basically I jad something like the game Soma in mind when typing this.

>> No.14789879

>>14789863
*I had something like*

>> No.14789897

>>14784309
high iq post
i don't want to deal with fulltime staff fuck that. landscaping crew and cleaners once a week.

>> No.14789956

>>14784513
>Zebra rug
>Slowly spreading fungal infection chair
Aside from that it's a nice classical study.

>> No.14790061

>>14789300
You must work at PCB or some shit. No one will be able to come close to my beachfront property

>> No.14790063

>>14789712
303w last name bundy. You dun goofed

>> No.14790083

>>14785378
>>14788980
>what is reading comprehension
this anon knows he'll have the money to support groundskeepers/prop managers in this hypothetical - he is saying he doesn't want to INTERACT with them since naturally they'll be other living human beings with their problems all up on and inside of his property all day every day. There is no escape from this reality other than simply living somewhere small that you can manage nearly 100% by yourself while still having mostly free time.

>> No.14790118

>>14783744
My dream house is the one from the first mission of Hitman 2, right on the beach and super modern.

>> No.14790175

I want basically the house in Ex Machina. Same setting, at least, but I'd put my own style onto it.

I don't want any old shit. Everything would have a modern, clinical aesthetic clinical. Floors would be mostly carpeted (with very expensive carpet) for the comfyness factor.

>> No.14790599
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i just want something like pic related. I once went into a place like this and fell in love immediately comfy beyond recognition. Could live here well into my 90s

>> No.14790615

I just want to have a house that isn't too far from a city but still is located in deep woods with back yard of deep woods.

>> No.14790675

>>14784052
>carpet

>> No.14790739

>wanting to inhabit the shells of the aristocracy and not wanting to pursue a custom design that combines classical ideals with modern ergonomics
The absolute fucking state of you try hards

>> No.14790782

>>14785324
is this what's under this >>14785321

>> No.14790886

>>14790599
Nice

>> No.14790950

>>14788853
Literally what you described cost my parents 40k fifteen years ago.

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>>14783744
This "little Place" seems rather quaint.

>> No.14791020

>>14790599
Way more comfy than most in this thread

>> No.14791151

>>14785887
Because a view like that helps you absorb the power of wagie normies.

>> No.14791161

>>14790739
Finally, someone with some fucking sense.

>> No.14791179

>>14783823
People who use French words for no reason are disgusting
But yeah that roof is unsightly and tacky as fuck

>> No.14791992

>>14783823
This. The absolute state of nubiz.

>> No.14792590

>>14788692

your gym has a dad?

>> No.14792620

>>14783975

fuckin based

hopefully you own guns and know how to shoot though

>> No.14792652

>>14792620
i dont own any but plan to when i have enough money to own a place like that

>> No.14792677

>>14787123
they can come visit anytime

>> No.14792699

All of these homes are fucking ugly with the exception of the wooden one in the woods.
You all come off as desperate losers who have no sense of scale and simply want BIG BIG because you're a consumer.

>> No.14792713

>>14783975
Don't hurt yourself with that edge man

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>>14790118
This one? It's based on a real house in Massachusetts. Also it was featured prominently in the movie Ghost Writer (2010) - good movie by the way.

>> No.14792823

>>14786852
Its a beauty

>> No.14793551
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14793551

What's with all of you fucking braindead nouveau riche normalfags on /biz/ lately. Braindead consumer Bilzerian wannabe retards, get the fuck off my board.

>> No.14793582

I just want a comfy house with a pool in french provence, mansions/castles are overkill imo

>> No.14793855
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Nothing amazing, just a comfy stuga by the lake and maybe an apartment in the city.

>> No.14793869
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14793869

Most beautiful home I ever saw. In miami. Needs a massive wall though

>> No.14793885

>>14793551
Just means there’s a new generation of 20 year old faggots that actually believe ChainLink will go to $1k EOYand that their 10k stack will make them rich

>> No.14793910

A modest flat on the beach in the Caymans and a nice large estate somewhere in rural Wyoming or Montana

>> No.14794005

>>14785324
Based

>> No.14794993

>>14793869

I grew up right next to it. Top comfy.

>> No.14795659

>>14784444
Nice Chainlink shaped pool

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>>14783744
Dumping a bunch

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>> No.14795948

>>14784732
>Have you ever actually been?
Have you? Wtf?

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>>14784715

>> No.14796021

99% of this shit building probably not having even remotely fast internet.

i need a 100m2 apartment in eastern europe with the fastest internet possible.
everything else is bullshit

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this place is perfect. 22 pics up on the link. on the market now and yours for £30,000,000.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-82799195.html

>> No.14796861

>>14783744
>all of these posts
>not one Versailles.png
never gonna make it

>> No.14797464

ITT: nouveau riche. Not a single tasteful pick here yet lads.

>> No.14797538

pretty stupid picks in here, fucking boomers everywhere.

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>>14797538

>> No.14797752

>>14787123
>skinwalker
delete your post you fucking maniac

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>>14783744
i like to live modestly

>> No.14797931
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A-Frames ftw. Fuck mansions.

>> No.14797975

>>14786366
>nothing to do with taste or beauty.
protip: it does. you're just an uneducated pleb and it shows

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>>14797464
true. nobody here knows one of the most beautiful places on earth is in switzerland in the middle of vineyeards.

>> No.14798187

>>14786646
>>14786377
holy shit man I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to make it

>> No.14798208

>>14797931
oh man you have exqisuite taste anon I'm mirin hard

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>>14798208
Cozy as fuck dude

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>>14798166

>> No.14798315

>>14784643
What about an armchair made of human leather?

>> No.14798372
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I just want a comfy suburban house and a big backyard to mow, but a big complex would be nice for projects.

>> No.14798412

>>14785793
I wouldn't mind that, but I need space to pace around when I watch my anime.

>> No.14798433

>>14785793
I like the pillow that says 'home.' A subtle way to convince someone that their mobile prison cell is an actual home.

>> No.14798526

>>14790083
You have a point we didn't address but he did say this:
>I have to sign the checks for the property manager

which sparked the post as we felt the money was also an issue.

>> No.14798556

>>14795896
This but put it somewhere far north like Siberia or Northern Scandinavia, make it camouflagable so light doesn't shine outside (preferably with a sealed bunker-tier giant sliding steel gate that has camouflage paint), and extend it with a huge ventilated underground bunker plus a storage freezer where you can keep stockpiled food for decades. Also add a powerful-enough generator with enough replacement parts and a separate stockpile of enough fuel for basic heat of two rooms plus their lights lasting for 50 years. Lastly, put it next to a lake for infinite water supply and potentially fish for that vitamin D, and it's literally my dream house. Basically, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-20/this-14-7-atlanta-home-with-bunker-said-to-be-safest-in-america but better

>> No.14798850

>>14785530
>>14795885
you have good taste

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Would live in this one

>> No.14799374

>>14784920
>>14785887
>>14791151
all that. living on the top is amazing. and ideally you'd have both, a condo and a nice house somewhere.

>> No.14799824
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How much chainlink for this?

>> No.14799912

>>14799237
This looks like it could house 100 people.

>> No.14800123

>>14799912
you're were so close I had to look it up

>Guests:
>36 in 18 cabins
>Crew:
>60 in 30 cabins

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imagine bitcoin hitting $18,000,000 and chainlink hitting $47,000 in 2021 on the back of a huge stock market collapse
now imagine each and every fren in this thread actually doing what he said he'd do
I want to see the drama frens

>> No.14800431

>>14800358
I wonder how many people go completely batshit insane with their new wealth should those levels be reached.
I hope nobody's mentioned their current holdings to anyone if they are currently not rich.

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>>14783744
I would get a loft apartment in NYC with big windows and tall ceilings because that's what thots are impressed by.

>> No.14800473

>>14792590
When a mommy gym and a daddy gym love eachother very much they make a baby gym but sometimes the mommy gym is a whole and is filled with pumping man muscles so she runs off with the daddy gym's castle and all he has to look forward to are sweaty thots sweating all over him.

>> No.14800640

>>14800123
Heh, but I totally underestimated the crew it would need, was guessing max 20.

>> No.14800813

>>14784365
21st century called and they said the government has set forth a mandate to jam you inside of a tiny clown apartment with only one room full of utilities hidden in the walls that you convert from a kitchen to a bedroom to a bathroom as you need it, designed by a pink-haired feminist communist (whose work was subsidized on your dollar) that took inspiration from living in a dumpster for a month and approached the project with the explicit intent to crush the white male soul
the apartment is located in a centrally-planned inner-city area flooded with somalians who were imported on your dollar and the apartment will cost you $1,000 per month at first, rising to $2,000 and then $3,000 as the growing needs of street crack addicts and people of color challenge the government who have such a hard time facing these challenges
if you have trouble paying, take out a loan and blame the free market and call for the expansion of government power
diversity is our greatest strength, defeat whiteness

>>14785098
clearly, he's thinking of putting himself in there for extended periods of time
some enjoy reading real books in relatively remote solitude

>> No.14801344

i want to be super mega rich but honestly want a not very big house

rustic, maybe of big wood
with massive wooden doors, with wooden bed with fur sheets

>> No.14801462

>>14799824
a few hundred

>> No.14801629

>>14784804
god how young are you

>> No.14801635

>>14784927

You're right, I have 3 million ORN so 150 million is the best I can hope for in the next few years

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>> No.14801694

>>14801344
Yeah, I would never want a mansion, but I would like nice big rooms, that could be because I have no life and want to have a computer with a lot of large screens attached though.

>> No.14801779

https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/pablo-picasso-s-french-riviera-mansion-has-a-new-owner-77318

>> No.14802241

>>14784052
>unnerground
>power goes out
>giant steel security door locked shut
>enough food for a month, you die slowly

>> No.14802325

>>14784283
I want to dive into her ass and swim around

>> No.14802425

>>14785162
O U T E R B A N K S
A E S T H E T I C

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>> No.14802640

Fuck that

I'm not paying the state a shit ton in property taxes because I own some expensive house. My dream house is just functional and rural.

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>>14802640
"Let us become intimate with poverty so that Fortune may not catch us off our guard".

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>>14784844
>he doesn't want a moderately sized house that can be effectively cleaned by one maid that you bang on the regular
>you will never knock her up and watch her husband raise your son (who's schooling and meals you graciously pay for)

>> No.14803611

>>14786336
imagine living in a country with a 40% interest rate

>> No.14803635

>>14786336

>Price on request

really grinds my gears

>> No.14804075
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You niggers need taste

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I'm actually surprised this isn't shilled more here. People talk about living in their vehicles, but what about living in a vehicle that can also earn you 6 figures?

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>> No.14805670

>>14786467
Id love an island but is it just me that would get paranoid of random fucks sneaking ashore and snooping around without me knowing?? Id have to have Area51 style motion detectors and some sort of private security around.

>> No.14805710

>>14804112
Fuck that, its like living at wendy's

>> No.14805856

>>14804112
>living in a vehicle that can also earn you 6 figures?
>dude just absolutely TRUCK your physical health lma0
yeah I wonder why

>> No.14805894

>>14804112
fucking 6 figure faggot

>> No.14806192

>>14804112
your swift drivin ass ain't making anywhere near 6 figures, and the ones that do make low 6-figures for a shit-tier lifestyle

Go to school or learn a trade, driving trucks is for hill-billies and immigrants

>> No.14806394

>>14796112
I need to at least three monster energies to finsih the mowing on this. Hardly seems worth it. And are you a rapper by any chance?

>> No.14806429

>>14797931
>>14795896
>>14795885
>>14799824
>>14804075
At last, some men of culture.

>> No.14806635

>>14787218
you want to live in montana because then your white wife will have a hard time finding a black bull to cheat with? she will still do it

>> No.14806694
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nothing too crazy. just a nice 1 story home with a pool in a warm location.