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Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:27:39 2019 No.14768854 [Reply] [Original]

>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:39:35 2019 No.14769052 >I have a lot of money but it doesn't stop me from literally ruining my body what gives crypto is a scam!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:41:51 2019 No.14769088 >>14768854 Move out of your fucking mom's house and build a home gym with your gains, you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:42:11 2019 No.14769095 If you're rich, why do you live with your mother

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:42:30 2019 No.14769099 >>14768854 Get your bloodwork done and have your thyroid checked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:42:31 2019 No.14769100 >>14768854 You could airdrop some ETH to your /biz/ crew, a little altruism might make you feel better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:42:50 2019 No.14769105 >>14769052 >>14769088 >responding to a stale pasta GO. THE. FUCK. BACK. TO. REDDIT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:43:35 2019 No.14769121 >>14769099 This Or you can just skip the bloodwork and buy thyroid hormone here: idealabsdc.com/lab Thank me later

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:44:20 2019 No.14769132

>>14768854

Masturbating too much or too little is bad for your health anon. I've tried the no fap thing, and while I usually can last 2 weeks, if I blow a huge load my balls start hurting and I feel like shit.

You need to cut down on the masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:44:58 2019 No.14769141 Pasta on top of pasta. Might as well be a podesta thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:45:13 2019 No.14769142 >>14768854 Nofap

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:51:49 2019 No.14769479 Go to Mass. You sound spiritually dead OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:54:07 2019 No.14769522 >>14768854 >made it wierd flex but ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 19:56:02 2019 No.14769550 >>14768854 For me, it’s the Tara Tainton video about being caught buying porn with Mommy’s credit card. It’s just so meta.

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:19:19 2019 No.14769853

>>14768854
>Watch jojos bizzare adventure.
>set alarm clock everyday 5am aztec gods waking up theme.
>push ups till you're crying.
>shower and pose infront of mirrior in jojo poses.
> find a workout and meal plan that is healthy and balances your diet.
>6 months later watch hokutonoken and channel the spirt of the forbidden martial arts.
> JOIN YOUR LOCAL GYM AND MARITAL ARTS PLACE AND BETTER YOURSELF.

Once you've done all of that and become an ABSOLUTE chad of thid century you can send me a shit tone of eth so i can make it too.

Email me soon so I can add you to discord : jarosuhuph@mywrld.top

>0x932FD3dC25145a98eDc1Eb671a1C6d710822fF57

https://youtu.be/w4Km-16EJRw

>>	Belle Sat Jul 13 20:19:50 2019 No.14769857 >>14768854 >masturbate 7-8 times a day Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:21:12 2019 No.14769871 Money can do a lot of things OP, but it cant stop you from being a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 20:57:17 2019 No.14770368 File: 259 KB, 504x1505, suicide creeep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14768854 >tfw all those thing but didnt make it >even tara tainton

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:03:55 2019 No.14770440 >>14768854 how do you masturbate when you're in so much pain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:05:09 2019 No.14770452 You're in good company. R. Crumb used to masturbate 8 times a day and bragged about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:09:39 2019 No.14770499 You need to masturbate more

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:14:16 2019 No.14770547 >>14769105 >reddit punctuation Cringe to be honest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:21:21 2019 No.14770638 File: 21 KB, 428x368, 1493670693120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14769522 But you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 21:59:18 2019 No.14771054 >>14769095 you'd never understand, normie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:00:47 2019 No.14771069 >>14771054 normalfags i swear to god

Anonymous Sat Jul 13 22:49:34 2019 No.14771671

>>14768854
>shoot out absolutely every last bit of my life force virtually as fast as I can turn it into cum
>I don't feel good
Fuck you OP, I'm not going to be made to feel bad for you. Some people have real problems, yours are entirely self-made and you're embarrassing. I'm ashamed just to share a board with you, so I can only imagine what your mother is going through

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 23:16:58 2019 No.14772006 >>14768854 stop fapping and quit porn. go to church

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